Forgot to attach this for those that don't do the 'Gram...

Awwwww...This is something we normally see on "The Dodo" wherein an abandoned three-legged pooch is staring lovingly into the eyes of a camera hoping to be taken home by the person holding it.
Except it's Flex Wheeler holding his cell and doing his deaf and dumb Robbie Robinson impersonation. If only I could add Mary Hopkin's "Those Were There The Days" as background music to this incredibly kidney tugging photograph with Orson Wells reading over it saying something along the lines of...
"For just pennies a day, you can feed a worthless pile of shit like little
Gary Coleman Flex Wheeler
and provide a warm bed that would make Charles Glass ache with envy. Raise that to a $1.01 a day and
"Lil' Gary" Flex will be placed in line for a much needed prosthetic leg and a retreading of his anal cavity. $1.25 a day will get you an autographed photo of
"Gare Bear" Flex giving you a "shout out" where he mentions not only your name but how much you've changed his life".
Call now. Operators are standing by to take your call because the truth is, no one gives an airborne intercourse about this idiot.