So 2 fridays ago Im doing nothing. I havent dated in years and dont plan to because facts are facts, Im not a real good catch for women and I accept that, and Im also doing fine on my own.
Anyways, I go on tinder. This 43 year old gal matches me. Now she is quite attractive and has a giant rack. She comes over to my place, and Im pretty baffled as to why she doesnt have a guy and what she is doing here. The night goes on and we are fooling around on the couch and she smells my shirt. She asks "do you use Gain laundry detergent?" I answer that I do and ask waht thats about. She replies "people on welfare use Gain". Now Im all over this cause as people on here know Im on the SAID program which is the disability version linked to welfare. I tell her to go on tell me more. She says welfare people and poor people use Gain to mask the smell of their low income stinky houses and clothing. I tell her to go on and I get up and go to my drawer of stuff. I pull out a welfare pay stub and hand it to her. She turns 9 shades of white. I point to the door and tell her to hit the fukin road.
Andddddddddddd another 7 years before I try a date
