Heres A Government Story

[evacnam]

Back in 2001 my ex wife and I ran an escort agency. One of the ladies was a dom specialist.
Anyways, a high ranking minister in the Saskatchewan Legislature would come see the dom lady about every 2 weeks. He would dress up in a nighty/lingerie, high heels, wig etc. Then he would proceed to clean the entire house. After that she would make him stand outside in the cold cold winter night for 20 minutes wearing just that, then he would come in, get in the tub, and she would take a piss on him.

After that he would pay her 500 dollars and leave.

Powerful men were the best customers for stuff like that

[wes]

Sounds like one of my typical Saturday nights !!  LOL 

[wes]

When my ex wife was a stripper I used to let this huge Black chick who was a friend of hers beat the shit out of this skinny white guy in my small apartment bathroom.........he`d pay her then leave then she`d give me my cut.

There`s some fucking weirdos out there for sure.

[evacnam]

When my ex wife was a stripper I used to let this huge Black chick who was a friend of hers beat the shit out of this skinny white guy in my small apartment bathroom.........he`d pay her then leave then she`d give me my cut.

There`s some fucking weirdos out there for sure.

haha ya i worked security for agencies and private stripper shows
we have seen a lot of the same stuff

[wes]

haha ya i worked security for agencies and private stripper shows
we have seen a lot of the same stuff

Yeah,I bet we have.

This beat cop I used to know would give me 5 bucks and a joint to ue my fleabag hotel room to get a BJ from some hooker.

[Taffin]

Not sure the title of this thread does it justice!  LOL

That first post is right up there with your 'Gain' tale 

[AbrahamG]

Change the title to Wes & Josh greatest hits!  Keep em coming boys.  Were escort services legal in Canada in 2001? 

[Matt]

Back in 2001 my ex wife and I ran an escort agency. One of the ladies was a dom specialist.
Anyways, a high ranking minister in the Saskatchewan Legislature would come see the dom lady about every 2 weeks. He would dress up in a nighty/lingerie, high heels, wig etc. Then he would proceed to clean the entire house. After that she would make him stand outside in the cold cold winter night for 20 minutes wearing just that, then he would come in, get in the tub, and she would take a piss on him.

After that he would pay her 500 dollars and leave.

Powerful men were the best customers for stuff like that

Just my opinion, but I don't get these people. I'm used to being in control in my life, although I enjoy when I don't need to do the JOBS of people I pay big money to work for me, and I consistently find myself correcting them.

But that's a far cry from wanting to be pissed on.

Anyone making someone stay out in the cold after HELPING THEM is a piece of shit.

Next time, send him out naked, hand-cuffed, and with masking tape on his mouth in the dead of winter in the middle of a Saskatchewan wheat field until he is minutes away from death, then revive him and ask him if he wants to be "dominated" again.

If he says yes, do it again, but come back at the same time just to piss on him, and say you'll be back in a few hours, then leave him to die.

My sexuality is easy to understand:

I eat women's pussies and shag them. Lately, I just eat women's pussies then kindly ask them to leave my home.

[Matt]

When my ex wife was a stripper I used to let this huge Black chick who was a friend of hers beat the shit out of this skinny white guy in my small apartment bathroom.........he`d pay her then leave then she`d give me my cut.

There`s some fucking weirdos out there for sure.

LOL. I'm just thinking - if that was Candace Owens beating some SJW soy boy, I'd be quite content with that, and it would possibly be worth paying for.

Some interracial beatings I can get behind:

[Primemuscle]

Back in 2001 my ex wife and I ran an escort agency. One of the ladies was a dom specialist.
Anyways, a high ranking minister in the Saskatchewan Legislature would come see the dom lady about every 2 weeks. He would dress up in a nighty/lingerie, high heels, wig etc. Then he would proceed to clean the entire house. After that she would make him stand outside in the cold cold winter night for 20 minutes wearing just that, then he would come in, get in the tub, and she would take a piss on him.

After that he would pay her 500 dollars and leave.

Powerful men were the best customers for stuff like that

Without a doubt, you have lived a very interesting life so far.

[Primemuscle]

When my ex wife was a stripper I used to let this huge Black chick who was a friend of hers beat the shit out of this skinny white guy in my small apartment bathroom.........he`d pay her then leave then she`d give me my cut.

There`s some fucking weirdos out there for sure.

You and Josh have such rich histories. I mean it. I am not being snide.

[wes]

I used to have this one broad that did all night stag parties.........talk about cold cash in stacks.

I also had a refurbsihed brownstone in the early 1980`s that cost me $750.00 a month...........converel y,I`ve lived in flophoues with the dregs of society................. .even guys worse than you fuckers!   LOL   

Drank with the mayor and drank with the town drunk......I liked the town drunk better.

One time I had a small apartment downtown and I saw all these old drunken bums drinking in the freezing cold in a small park.........one guy had a German POW camp tatoo.

I told them all if they came to my house on Sunday I would give then a huge pasta dinner.............they thought I was full of it but one guy I knew vouched for me.

Four guys showed up and ate hearty at the party.................I felt sorry for those poor old forgotten bastards.

One of my biggest fears was that I would someday be old and living in a park somewhere all alone in the cold...........seriously .............pretty scary thought even when you are halfway young but still a bad alcoholic.

Working in a strip bar for 13 years contributed greatly to my alcoholism but I got some quality pussy whether I was broke or loaded with cash.

[wes]

You and Josh have such rich histories. I mean it. I am not being snide.

I dont know if I`d call them rich histories Jay,but I will say we lived

[Matt]

 

Sorry Matt. Your post is even weaker than some of mine. You are so far out of your league. Best to keep your hands off the keyboard for awhile.

Is the social justice cult going to demand all people support their sexual degeneracy next, once they finish normalizing pedophilia? Does it bother you so much that not all of us engage in sexually degenerate behaviour involving piss and shit that evolution has actually kept at bay by co-evolving health problems associated with those acts?

Am I supposed to give a shit that male homosexuals like Tim Fogarty are "offended" when I factually state that receiving anal sex comes with substantially increased health risks, compared to vaginal-insertive sex?

How about just keep it in your bedroom?

[evacnam]

I used to have this one broad that did all night stag parties.........talk about cold cash in stacks.

I also had a refurbsihed brownstone in the early 1980`s that cost me $750.00 a month...........converel y,I`ve lived in flophoues with the dregs of society................. .even guys worse than you fuckers!   LOL   

Drank with the mayor and drank with the town drunk......I liked the town drunk better.

One time I had a small apartment downtown and I saw all these old drunken bums drinking in the freezing cold in a small park.........one guy had a German POW camp tatoo.

I told them all if they came to my house on Sunday I would give then a huge pasta dinner.............they thought I was full of it but one guy I knew vouched for me.

Four guys showed up and ate hearty at the party.................I felt sorry for those poor old forgotten bastards.

One of my biggest fears was that I would someday be old and living in a park somewhere all alone in the cold...........seriously .............pretty scary thought even when you are halfway young but still a bad alcoholic.

Working in a strip bar for 13 years contributed greatly to my alcoholism but I got some quality pussy whether I was broke or loaded with cash.

haha the best is living both sides. I lived in a 10 bedroom beachside house with a pool, albeit briefly, and Ive been homeless sleeping in the car. I wouldnt trade my life for a stable career with a pension and all that shit in a million years. Ive had fun, some of it stressful fun but its been great

[wes]

haha the best is living both sides. I lived in a 10 bedroom beachside house with a pool, albeit briefly, and Ive been homeless sleeping in the car. I wouldnt trade my life for a stable career with a pension and all that shit in a million years. Ive had fun, some of it stressful fun but its been great

I can relate brother.....I feel the same way.

I dont have much today but at least I didn`t live in a protective bubble.

[Marty Champions]

Would love to sit with time wasonlycock while he chainsmokes paper dicks and tells about how he took beatings from homos

[wes]

Here`s one for you Josh,the Browntone I mentioned had huge high ceilings with rustic beams and a fireplace,etc. etc.

One day I came home and this guy was wearing my clothes and my jewelry sitting at my table while my lovely wife was passed out in the bathroom.

I made him strip off my clothes,kicked the living shit out of him and dragged him down 3 flights of stairs by his heels then proceeded to stomp him just a bit for good measure when I got him outside.

Had to split in a hurry cuz the cops and an ambulance showed up.

The good old days 

[wes]

Would love to sit with time wasonlycock while he chainsmokes paper dicks and tells about how he took beatings from homos

Beat it you inbred screwball.

[evacnam]

Here`s one for you Josh,the Browntone I mentioned had huge high ceilings with rustic beams and a fireplace,etc. etc.

One day I came home and this guy was wearing my clothes and my jewelry sitting at my table while my lovely wife was passed out in the bathroom.

I made him strip off my clothes,kicked the living shit out of him and dragged him down 3 flights of stairs by his heels then proceeded to stomp him just a bit for good measure when I got him outside.

Had to split in a hurry cuz the cops and an ambulance showed up.

The good old days 

ahahhhahahahh omggggggggggg thats gold

[Matt]

Would love to sit with time wasonlycock while he chainsmokes paper dicks and tells about how he took beatings from homos

Wescock was fine.

The real Marty was never cruel to people.

[evacnam]

my happiest story is when I was working at a grocery store part time in the produce department. I was on the sauce and about 245. The manager was some guy with small man syndrome who would call me steroid monkey and loser and anything you can think of all the time thinking he could get away with it cause he was manager. One day in the lunch room he got on that trip of calling me things. We had a picnic table in lunch room. I stood up on the picnic table and kicked him dead square in the face. Then I hopped off and hit him about 15 times. I left the store, decided he didnt get enough of a lesson, so I went back in and hit him 10 more times.

Then I went home, phoned the cops, told them who I am and what I did, and told them to come get me. I only got 3 months for that one thanks to Canadas  soft justice system

[wes]

I better be quiet now you guys will think I`m crazy..............sever al therapists do.

[evacnam]

I better be quiet now you guys will think I`m crazy..............sever al therapists do.

and many many postal employees 

[wes]

LOL