Booty, Will You Have Sex with Me, if I Go To Australia?

[Matt]

matt you got to clean up your place

stop living like a bum

shut up and listen more than you talk

leave canada

just get on a plane and never come back

get sunlight

south florida is nice bro

Thank you epic - you're bang on, as usual.

My bedroom is the messiest, but so empty that it could be clean in 15 minutes - spotless in 60. I spend 90% of my time there, so the rest of my house stays in good shape.

Removing four car-loads of belongings to storage worked wonders. One day it hit me that I NEVER used 90% of what I owned more than once every few years. I'm an ~8-minute drive to my storage area, in case I need anything.

As Prime said...my place looks like someone is just moving in...or out, lol.

It's empty - to prevent it from becoming a pigsty. The correlation between autism and mess is HUGE - a cliche. We are notoriously messy. Borderline hoarders, IMO. That's when I decided to live in a mostly empty home.

I would like to stop being a bum though, as you said. COVID isn't just my excuse - Ontario IS strict AF. Police state, basically. I would LOVE to be back in the gym starting TODAY. I figured...if I'm being FORCED to stay home... I'll enjoy the break. But enough already.

ONE important note: it's just clutter. I don't have stinking food waste, or biological waste. No pets [litter/waste].

epic - I do need sunlight [Vitamin D].

I loved Ontario/Canada...but you're right about it being time to leave. Sad, but true.

Florida seems nice. How about Idaho? I've mostly heard good things. You said Boise was going downhill. How about the other communities?

The one big plus to Thunder Bay is the crazy low cost of living.

Yeah...I need to get to the USA. I HATE people who flee their society, then vote for the same policies! Not me - if I get my American citizenship, I would NEVER disrespect American values. The LAST thing I want is the USA turning into a bigger Canada!

[Matt]

Exactly. I wouldn’t touch shitzo,  if he was the last man on earth. This thread is doing nicely without my input. I will add though that I feel a bit bad about being so harsh towards Matt. I am sorry Matt for being an asshole. I don’t agree with a lot of your rantings but you’re not a bad person. Nobody is bad here especially when you think back to posters such as pillowtalk. Everyone here is pretty harmless. Even poor shitzo.

You know, booty - I really didn't expect that at all. Thank you for saying that. I find that the whole calling someone racist in response to talking about racial topics is almost a conditioned response, and the conversation just goes nowhere.

Then lots of discussions [not only on race] don't get discussed because people don't want to be called bigots for just pointing out things that, while offensive to some people, are actually correct.

That's the frustration with that. I'm not very concerned with what someone's intentions are - I want to know if their points are valid. It's quite possible that someone is extremely biased...but I'm just interested in figuring out if they have a valid point.

Either way, that is extremely kind of you to say what you did, and I am very happy you did. I apologize for calling you a Karen. Really, everything just stemmed from that one dispute we had. I had no other I'll will to towards, and definitely not anymore.

Thank you very much, booty. I'm glad you're back.

PS - is this King Shizzo character not very handsome? Anyone can feel free to answer that. I'm unclear who he is...I think he is an Ironage Getbigger. I'm just not sure which one.

[Matt]

Booty, Will You Have Sex with Me, if I Go To Australia?

Does booty have a penchant for her future sex partners announcing their plans on Getbig? Then maybe.

Otherwise, I'd assume no.

Are you Alex23?

[Walter Sobchak]

If you said to be on person I abandoned my children, or otherwise suggested I neglect or disrespect my children, we'd be throwing hands.

Not to much of the rest of your comments overly offend me, but stating a man neglects his own young children? My kids are 11, 10, and 3. As the years pass, my two oldest specifically, are becoming more and more independent.

I hate to say it, but in as little as three years time, I could begin to lose my current relationship with my two oldest kids to teenage crushes, peer pressure, and just the normal stuff teens do.

That's why I offered my son the other half of my house when he turns 16 [a bit earlier than I planned]. If he accepts, at least he'll be close by.

But seriously, insulting a man's devotion as a father? This is where I wonder if either you purposely pick things to say to me knowing they will instantly make me melt, or if I'm missing something - like you did a long stint in federal prison, or suffered huge abuse in your life, got shot by someone being initiated into a Chicago gang [seems to be a cottage industry in your city], or something else.

Then you insult an 11-year-old and a 3-year-old girl? 

A lot of your post people will read and be on board with...but insulting little girls?

I can't fathom anyone thinking that comment is funny or cool, or anything else.

Regarding your points:

Define broke? I'll be living comfortably without working for the rest of my life. As I said, just renting the other half of my house pays all my modest expenses. The rest is just a bonus, but I provide for my children, and bank all extra for the future. I have starter homes for each of them.

I could into more elaborate depth proving this, but you'll still claim I'm broke.

Hard to be broke when your expenses are $2,400 a month MAX [with my kids being extra].

I try not to touch my investments, but I'll admit, I'm somewhat worried that the global financial elite will attempt to destroy cryptocurrencies - specifically Bitcoin.

When you tell me how confident you are financially, I assume you are either lying, or simply aren't being honest for the great potential there is that the current global economy crashes. What makes you so certain? Are you a Rothschild?

Didn't you imply Melvin has a penchant for grape pop and KFC? How is that not racist? Lol. I'm not passing judgment - but it just seems odd that you of all people would throw around the R card. It's also lazy to do so.

Borderline retard? Do you not understand the DSM IV Diagnostic Manual? Sounds like you don't grasp your psychological terms.

A closet homo? Lol, ok, I'm sorry, but my city has voted Liberal for literally the past 80 YEARS HERE.

I can honestly say that the idea of any homosexual being in the closet absolutely astounds me.

I'm sorry for asking, but are there closet homosexuals in Illinois?

Straight up NO ONE is in the closet here, from what I can tell.

Also, after going through the WORST experience of my life in 2018 because of a woman, DON'T INSULT ME by suggesting I wouldn't be dating men right now if it was in my biology.

I have a MUCH better psychological rapport with men. My male friends [including my gay male friends] don't lie and mislead me nearly as much as the worst women do. My male friends don't take advantage of me nearly as much as the worst women do.

You act like I would hide any attraction to men if it was in my biology. I don't date men because I'm heterosexual. I WISH I was bisexual, because I'd simply be with a male partner right now.

But the bottom line is that I'm just not attracted to men.

Your consistent comments about "closet gays" are weird to me. As I said earlier, a friend of mine literally got the work position he did BECAUSE HE IS GAY.

You talk about being homosexual or bisexual like it's a bad thing. Maybe that's how it is in Illinois, but Ontario is literally on the verge of changing its flag to rainbow flag.

Closet homosexuals...lol...were you born in 1940 or something? Or are you from the Middle East. I just can't even grasp in what world you think being openly gay would harm you, lol.

In fact, I could apply for jobs and claim I'm gay and probably have an $80,000 starting salary right off the bat.

You're right about how I'm melting faster than a snowball in Africa in July.

Other than your bullshit comments about my kids, I don't think your analysis is way off or anything.

So now you’re switching to the “oh woe is me” tactic?

I didn’t say your children will be directly affected by having an absentee father who can’t discern the difference between the internet and real life. You have proven that, so saying it is just redundant at this point.

You’re a fucking mess and you are obviously completely unable to tell anything close to the truth.

I’m only here now to see just how many threads you, Primephaggot, and Shizzo will continue to ruin.

Oh....and I got a chuckle out of your “throwing hands” threat. Careful what you wish for, real life is a lot different than playing a racist bitchboi on the internet.

[SOMEPARTS]

No, all political parties are hypocrites.

There are only two, and both are...HTH.

[SOMEPARTS]

Ah - some Goodrum TV to start and end my day. 

You're not the first white man to take in 75" of Goodrum.   

[evacnam]

I wonder how many of us were around during pillowtalk's time? He was quite a character.

whoaaaaaaaaa captain. Ive been nice with you and we have chatted
but
"a character?"
He was, with proof, a full blown  convicted pedophile. If you define that as being a character I really have to reevaluate my opinion of you

[Walter Sobchak]

I wonder how many of us were around during pillowtalk's time? He was quite a character.

Characters don’t go to prison for the possession and distribution of child pornography.

You need to be put out of your misery.

[evacnam]

Characters don’t go to prison for the possession and distribution of child pornography.

You need to be put out of your misery.

'yup
as I messaged you, I gave him benefit of doubt since I got back
no more
he has to gtfo of this forum. No room for anything possibly pedo on this planet

[Henda]

Now both regular female posters here Jane and booty have both confirmed Shizzo to be physically repulsive

[Walter Sobchak]

Now both regular female posters here Jane and booty have both confirmed Shizzo to be physically repulsive

Jane emailed me to let me know that OMR had lifted my latest ban.

She actually is the sweetest thing you would ever want to talk to away from this board.

She spoke highly of you and Pellius. We exchanged photos and she made me feel POOR! I photoshopped some of her photos and sent them back, we had a good laugh.

[epic is back]

Thank you epic - you're bang on, as usual.

My bedroom is the messiest, but so empty that it could be clean in 15 minutes - spotless in 60. I spend 90% of my time there, so the rest of my house stays in good shape.

Removing four car-loads of belongings to storage worked wonders. One day it hit me that I NEVER used 90% of what I owned more than once every few years. I'm an ~8-minute drive to my storage area, in case I need anything.

As Prime said...my place looks like someone is just moving in...or out, lol.

It's empty - to prevent it from becoming a pigsty. The correlation between autism and mess is HUGE - a cliche. We are notoriously messy. Borderline hoarders, IMO. That's when I decided to live in a mostly empty home.

I would like to stop being a bum though, as you said. COVID isn't just my excuse - Ontario IS strict AF. Police state, basically. I would LOVE to be back in the gym starting TODAY. I figured...if I'm being FORCED to stay home... I'll enjoy the break. But enough already.

ONE important note: it's just clutter. I don't have stinking food waste, or biological waste. No pets [litter/waste].

epic - I do need sunlight [Vitamin D].

I loved Ontario/Canada...but you're right about it being time to leave. Sad, but true.

Florida seems nice. How about Idaho? I've mostly heard good things. You said Boise was going downhill. How about the other communities?

The one big plus to Thunder Bay is the crazy low cost of living.

Yeah...I need to get to the USA. I HATE people who flee their society, then vote for the same policies! Not me - if I get my American citizenship, I would NEVER disrespect American values. The LAST thing I want is the USA turning into a bigger Canada!

I left Boise because of the obvious

local government is corrupt,

California, Oregon Washington all moving there

soon to ruin it there as well

lower taxes more freedom in Florida

much prosperity here

where the socialist go, i leave

no ones paying to subsidize  the ugly unintelligent hateful people (mr creepy for example)

moving to martin county next week, near  jupiter island

no mask mandates, people are free and free minded, polite and respectful

all great people there

its all wide open and you can do as you please with no bulshit, stay clear of palm beach county/broward county

but even those are better than your current situation

[Henda]

Jane emailed me to let me know that OMR had lifted my latest ban.

She actually is the sweetest thing you would ever want to talk to away from this board.

She spoke highly of you and Pellius. We exchanged photos and she made me feel POOR! I photoshopped some of her photos and sent them back, we had a good laugh.

Haha think we all poor next to her mate I knew she was well off just not to the extent she actually is, I agree really like Jane great woman she speaks very well of you too mate

[Grape Ape]

Haha think we all poor next to her mate I knew she was well off just not to the extent she actually is, I agree really like Jane great woman she speaks very well of you too mate

Congrats on post 10101.

[Coach is Back!]

Just need flight details, and a rececent picture of her face. Covid and cock is a bitch these days.

All of the sudden you're straight? lolololololololololololo l

[King Shizzo]

All of the sudden you're straight? lolololololololololololo l

Never was gay to begin with.
Don't believe everything you read, Coach. You (and many others) are famous for doing that.

[Soul Crusher]

Never was gay to begin with.
Don't believe everything you read, Coach. You (and many others) are famous for doing that.

You sucked a mans' dick. 

[Grape Ape]

All of the sudden you're straight? lolololololololololololo l

He's not gay.

He admitted he only did it to the guy for "page views".

The reality is he was not getting attention, so started drinking again, and regretted it immediately.

Never said who the guy was.

[King Shizzo]

You sucked a mans' dick.

Never in my life. I willingly would take a lie detector test. I will go to my grave knowing that I never posted anything, about sucking off another man.

More Karma points for me.

[Soul Crusher]

He's not gay.

He admitted he only did it for "page views" or attention.

He admitted on GB he sucked a mans' dick.  Whether for clicks, or GB fame, he owns that forever.  Whether he was drunk, desperate for being liked on here, thats something you just don't do.   

Forever he is King Cock Sucker

[Soul Crusher]

Never in my life. I willingly would take a lie detector test. I will go to my grave knowing that I never posted anything, about sucking off another man.

More Karma points for me.

Did someone jack up your account when that was posted?  You think booty wants to hit you after knowing you are blowing dudes?  Come on man.  Booty has some standards.   

[Grape Ape]

He admitted on GB he sucked a mans' dick.  Whether for clicks, or GB fame, he owns that forever.  Whether he was drunk, desperate for being liked on here, thats something you just don't do.   

Forever he is King Cock Sucker

Yes, it's amazing Getbig lore -  on a board with OMR, Prime, Goodrum, Bay, 6 Reps, etc.....shitzo is known as the board cocksucker.

[King Shizzo]

Did someone jack up your account when that was posted?  You think booty wants to hit you after knowing you are blowing dudes?  Come on man.  Booty has some standards.   

You know me. You sent me personal shit over PM. Did I ever post that on the board?

[Soul Crusher]

You know me. You sent me personal shit over PM. Did I ever post that on the board?

We bust balls here bro.   Thats what makes GB so good.  Just roll with it.   

[Grape Ape]

Google "shizzo sucked a cock"

You get this - amazing:

https://www.captiongenerator.com/136802/Shizzos-getbig-meltdown

Whoever did this - you are legend.