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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2021, 01:51:27 AM »
Check out the aforementioned Natasha Aughey. That's Anavar and growth and some other things.
I listened to Jessica and she has none of the raspy voice etc which all female juicers get. She competes in the IPF with no loss of strength (if she came off a few months out).
Kinda heavy set, strong bone structure but no androgenized facial features. Look at a some of her face pictures and listen to the voice.

Natasha probably does these goofy voices due to being self-conscious about people hearing she's on drugs. Might even be partly unconscious  :D
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJP878fBl8W/?igshid=1g1hrj7mtxwmd
Compare to:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CGFz17Uhgdn/?igshid=1gs4fusfkoz4k

Yes it's possible Jessica's done some drugs, but not at the level of say Natasha. Her being type 1 diabetic might give her extra anabolism/anti-catabolism from the insulin.
Some take big chanses at getting fame but getting caught in the IPF can really fuck up your life. You are persona non grata in these circles, even the juicers might think you are a POS.

Just some of my reasoning. What does everyone else here think?
Anavar was developed to not have those masculinizing side effects like change to deeper voice. That's why they all use it.

I saw pics of her back development and traps etc and thought straight away no, just no. Natural males don't even have that type of development.

And her lifts are not in female territory. Female at 175 lbs deadlifting 240kg. GTFO


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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2021, 02:17:24 AM »
the anadrol poppin, slug shaped beast kinda looks like yoda... worst biceps ever

gross.




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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2021, 02:22:55 AM »
Anavar was developed to not have those masculinizing side effects like change to deeper voice. That's why they all use it.

There is no anabolic steroid without androgenic effects, it can't be done. The more it grows muscle the more virilizing it is as a general rule. Lots of girls have raspy voices from Anavar, basically all of the fitness and physique girls. Almost can't avoid it.
I seem to remember Disgusted saying Anavar was too virilizing, he preferred Winstrol for women.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2021, 01:09:33 PM »
Isnt deca low on virilization?

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2021, 03:57:00 AM »

And her lifts are not in female territory. Female at 175 lbs deadlifting 240kg. GTFO

What do you and others think about this? 69kg/152lbs girl conventional deadlifting 246kg/542lbs.
Absolutely nuts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPbcpTFzl-/?igshid=18x10xv032h46

Unless the IPF is totally corrupt, and if she is legitimately tested, then she has to be clean for meets at least - 7 X World Champ. If you go from juiced to clean there should be a huge drop off in performance, after a few months clean.  IPF athletes are supposedly random tested during the year also, I know a couple here in Sweden who were random tested, had to report their wereabouts at all times etc.

Am I saying this woman never did any drugs? No, no one can say that. What I'm saying is that it can't be a massive amount. You can look at this woman's body as well and decide if she looks very juiced.

Also, I'm one of those who "thinks everyone is juiced" like affeman (I think) said a while back.  :D
I have seen some crazy things in the strength area though, by people who are "pretty clean" :D

Isnt deca low on virilization?

I don't know a whole lot of females on steroids so have very little experience. Back when I was 20 years old I knew an 18 year old chick who did two vials of Norma Deca 200mg. It permanently altered her voice - 2 shots and the voice got raspy and didn't go back with time. Her boyfriend shot her up and the dose was excessive but still shows how little it takes. She was still hot and the voice was kinda sexy  :D

There's literature on virilization from as little as 2 or 6mg of Winstrol a day. These days fucking bikini chicks do trenbolone according to Bostin Loyd, and I don't doubt it.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2021, 04:15:38 AM »
She beats the tests.

Sophisticated testing is expensive so the IPF likely can't afford it.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2021, 04:19:38 AM »
There is no anabolic steroid without androgenic effects, it can't be done. The more it grows muscle the more virilizing it is as a general rule. Lots of girls have raspy voices from Anavar, basically all of the fitness and physique girls. Almost can't avoid it.
I seem to remember Disgusted saying Anavar was too virilizing, he preferred Winstrol for women.

What about SARMS?

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2021, 04:23:32 AM »
IPF testing must be a joke.

It's an outside body doing the testing, WADA. This doesn't preclude corruption, but powerlifting is such a small sport that the lifters can't really bribe officials with millions of dollars and can't do "island hopping". Nor can they contract chemists to develop designer drugs, that costs a shitload of money.

What I can see happening is as follows. A lifter says she's injured or just lost interest in competing. Doesn't renew her membership so she's taken out of the testing pool. Now you can do as many drugs as you like for a period of time until motivation returns  :D
The testers aren't stupid though, I think they require being in the testing pool for a period of time before being able to represent a country at big competitions. I don't know if PL is the same, probably not.

What about SARMS?

They are tested for obviously. I've seen a few Crosfitters get busted with SARMs. I think one female said her boyfriend was on SARMs and when she swallowed his load the drugs got transferred inadvertently lol  :D I don't remember what the penalty was or if she was cleared outright.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2021, 04:32:49 AM »
the shoulder, back and thigh thickness at 180 muscular pounds = drugged in some form or fashion.

if she didn't have shit arm genetics there would b no question.

imagine this shot with good biceps


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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2021, 06:00:48 AM »
the shoulder, back and thigh thickness at 180 muscular pounds = drugged in some form or fashion.


Yes maybe, but the question to me becomes, in what fashion? How would I go about it in her shoes? I know a bunch about PEDs but it's not an easy question to answer.

If I were her I would play with peptides like GH and IGF-1. Fast clearance and might cause some anabolism, especially with the insulin she uses for her diabetes. BTW, I think that patch on her arm is a blood glucose monitor?
But peptides do not grow the traps and delts like androgens do.

If she gets legitimately tested at any point in the year she can't really touch any anabolics. Way too long a detection window, and in most cases the window is unknown. So she is relegated to plain testosterone as far as androgens go. Might do some test cream sporadically when sure to not be tested. Or oral/buccal testosterones.
Using androgens to build any serious strength in the off-season means you lose a large percentage of the drug strength at meets.

Zillotch, what do you think she's on?

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2021, 07:15:21 AM »
Birth control pills are a helluva drug.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2021, 04:10:55 PM »

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2021, 05:42:36 PM »
That would make for some good buttfucking.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2021, 05:50:51 PM »
LoL no way. She is on anavar like all those girls in crossfit or powerlifting.
Yeah she's not natty, they know how to beat the system

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2021, 01:50:19 PM »
so I posted on her IG that on a board people are DEBATING whether she is clean or not. People go absolutely fucking apeshit calling me every name in the book saying I accuse her of not being clean (apparently debate and accuse mean the same thing). Then the token insane feminist comes on and says its totally mysoginistic and all men are pigs etc etc. Its a gold mine ahahhaha. I directed them here

heres the feminist IG--standard she is fat, dresses horribly and goes to all those pink kitty, BLM matters protests bhahahahahah

https://www.instagram.com/misswhiplash/

oops I just picked up an IG ban lololol

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2021, 02:13:35 PM »
so I posted on her IG that on a board people are DEBATING whether she is clean or not. People go absolutely fucking apeshit calling me every name in the book saying I accuse her of not being clean (apparently debate and accuse mean the same thing). Then the token insane feminist comes on and says its totally mysoginistic and all men are pigs etc etc. Its a gold mine ahahhaha. I directed them here

heres the feminist IG--standard she is fat, dresses horribly and goes to all those pink kitty, BLM matters protests bhahahahahah

https://www.instagram.com/misswhiplash/

oops I just picked up an IG ban lololol

A ban just for that comment? White knights and betas out in full force to defend the females!


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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2021, 02:18:14 PM »
A ban just for that comment? White knights and betas out in full force to defend the females!



ya it was wild it was the most extreme white knighting Ive seen in ages

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2021, 05:36:33 PM »
I can tell if a girl like that is on PEDs just by licking her pussy and tonguing her starfish for a couple of hours.

So I’m available to test her any time

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2021, 05:38:04 PM »
I can tell if a girl like that is on PEDs just by licking her pussy and tonguing her starfish for a couple of hours.

So I’m available to test her any time

if you have time can you go to the face diaper thread and use your glorious library of words to describe the guy in the 2 pics I posted in it, the one who had masks made of himself?

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2021, 09:06:12 PM »
if you have time can you go to the face diaper thread and use your glorious library of words to describe the guy in the 2 pics I posted in it, the one who had masks made of himself?

COVID masks made with his photo on them?

Can they be worn as a jock strap?

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2021, 11:42:52 PM »
I was really excited when I went to the convention center for ComicCon because I had spent several weeks putting together my Praetor Dinas of Rigell 7 costume. And then the place was just full of all these fat muscle people. It was really upsetting.

I guess it showed that I was sad because Jessica Buettner approached me and asked me if I was lost. I told her I didn't understand what was happening and she was really nice. She asked if I was a sad elf and I said no I'm from Rigell. Do you know what she said? "Which one?" *gasp* Seven! And she said Seven is the best Rigell!

She told me to come along with her and she'd get me where I was going. Jessica Buettner was really saving my day. We went through a door to a really long hallway and I felt so dumb. "Omg, it's in the other side of the conversation center, isn't it? I feel so silly." and she said "It's ok. It's right down here. Come on. Don't be slow." I thought that a little mean but she was helping me so ok maybe she just likes to walk fast.

Then we were going past a door and she turned the knob and said she just had to get something. I thanked her for showing me where to go and I went to walk around her but she let go of the door handle and turned around and I almost bumped into her. She said she needed my help with something just really quickly. So ok, fair enough. Then she put her hand on my back and said "I knew I could count on you. Open the door, silly. Good. You're so nice to help me like this. That's right. Go on in. We're in here now. That's right."

She basically ushered me into the room. It just didn't feel right and I started to feel a little scared. There were no lights on. The blinds were down. And there's no one else in there. Nothing but stacks of spare chairs. So I turn around and ask her "Your property is in here?" and she replied, "It is now."

I just started crying. "I wanna go to the ComicCon." And she burst out laughing and told me it was next week. "Are you stupid?" After I said no she slapped me. "You don't lie to me. Are you stupid? Are you?" I nodded and whispered yes and cried some more.

Understand that this sort of thing just doesn't happen on Rigell 7 so when she took me by the throat and told me to shush and kneel before Buettner I was too shocked to do anything but comply. Getting air was barely an option. I was reminded of Emily Clydesdale who used to hit me with her jump rope handle, and the more I said it wasn't funny the harder she laughed. Why do these things keep happening to me?

I was going to die kneeling on a storage room floor and I'd never been happy. Could I find happiness before the end? Was there time? Was there still time to salvage happiness? There was. There was still time to salvage happiness. "Hagh. There's still time to saa- haagh!" She didn't care.

They say the heart wants what it wants. Standing over me and choking me half to death, she instructed me. "Present your offering to Buettner." And I said Lady, you gotta change that name. It's a goddamn boner killer. I can't imagine a less candlelight name. The whole time she's "Who gets it? Just anyone? Anyone? Buettner!" Omg can you pls just stop? The name is not conducive.

Anyway, that's pretty much where the fantasy ended. Idk. Seems like a solid teutonic name but it's just not working for me. No hard feelings but I'm bailing out.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2021, 08:58:49 AM »
I was really excited when I went to the convention center for ComicCon because I had spent several weeks putting together my Praetor Dinas of Rigell 7 costume. And then the place was just full of all these fat muscle people. It was really upsetting.

I guess it showed that I was sad because Jessica Buettner approached me and asked me if I was lost. I told her I didn't understand what was happening and she was really nice. She asked if I was a sad elf and I said no I'm from Rigell. Do you know what she said? "Which one?" *gasp* Seven! And she said Seven is the best Rigell!

She told me to come along with her and she'd get me where I was going. Jessica Buettner was really saving my day. We went through a door to a really long hallway and I felt so dumb. "Omg, it's in the other side of the conversation center, isn't it? I feel so silly." and she said "It's ok. It's right down here. Come on. Don't be slow." I thought that a little mean but she was helping me so ok maybe she just likes to walk fast.

Then we were going past a door and she turned the knob and said she just had to get something. I thanked her for showing me where to go and I went to walk around her but she let go of the door handle and turned around and I almost bumped into her. She said she needed my help with something just really quickly. So ok, fair enough. Then she put her hand on my back and said "I knew I could count on you. Open the door, silly. Good. You're so nice to help me like this. That's right. Go on in. We're in here now. That's right."

She basically ushered me into the room. It just didn't feel right and I started to feel a little scared. There were no lights on. The blinds were down. And there's no one else in there. Nothing but stacks of spare chairs. So I turn around and ask her "Your property is in here?" and she replied, "It is now."

I just started crying. "I wanna go to the ComicCon." And she burst out laughing and told me it was next week. "Are you stupid?" After I said no she slapped me. "You don't lie to me. Are you stupid? Are you?" I nodded and whispered yes and cried some more.

Understand that this sort of thing just doesn't happen on Rigell 7 so when she took me by the throat and told me to shush and kneel before Buettner I was too shocked to do anything but comply. Getting air was barely an option. I was reminded of Emily Clydesdale who used to hit me with her jump rope handle, and the more I said it wasn't funny the harder she laughed. Why do these things keep happening to me?

I was going to die kneeling on a storage room floor and I'd never been happy. Could I find happiness before the end? Was there time? Was there still time to salvage happiness? There was. There was still time to salvage happiness. "Hagh. There's still time to saa- haagh!" She didn't care.

They say the heart wants what it wants. Standing over me and choking me half to death, she instructed me. "Present your offering to Buettner." And I said Lady, you gotta change that name. It's a goddamn boner killer. I can't imagine a less candlelight name. The whole time she's "Who gets it? Just anyone? Anyone? Buettner!" Omg can you pls just stop? The name is not conducive.

Anyway, that's pretty much where the fantasy ended. Idk. Seems like a solid teutonic name but it's just not working for me. No hard feelings but I'm bailing out.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2021, 03:31:33 PM »
Can't decide if she'd be more offended by the attempted jerking or that I couldn't finish the job.

It sounds like the kid who's having a bad game and pissing off the coach. The guy is pacing the sidelines with his hand on top of his head and every 90 seconds he freezes and shouts Gawwwwwwd Dammit Buettner!

You can't fap to that. I'm sure she's a very nice person. She probably is sexual and a good sport as well but I just can't do it. It felt like work.

God dammit, Buettner.

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2021, 03:41:09 PM »
i dont know jack about diabetes, but she said her diabetes  makes her catabolic, so harder to build muscle and get strength.

When she said that and was deadlifting 540  at 178lbs, and with the muscle she has, alarms went off that she is on the sauce. If the diabetes worked the other way and made her bigger and stronger, sure, maybe natural, but not if its the other way

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Re: Jessica Buettner
« Reply #49 on: February 21, 2021, 04:20:35 PM »
i dont know jack about diabetes, but she said her diabetes  makes her catabolic, so harder to build muscle and get strength.

When she said that and was deadlifting 540  at 178lbs, and with the muscle she has, alarms went off that she is on the sauce. If the diabetes worked the other way and made her bigger and stronger, sure, maybe natural, but not if its the other way

Taking insulin makes you very very anabolic. She's just trying to avoid the obvious question that she is on PED's.

I've taken insulin many times, when used properly before a workout it makes you stronger than shit.

When i competed in power lifting, i used to see guys shooting insulin in the locker-room. Also guys would drink a shot of honey right before a lift.

Look at all those guys Milos trained, they turned into monsters because they were taking insane doses of insulin.

I hate discrediting people, but she is just another person using PED's to get ahead of the competition.