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Wolfgang Van Halen
« on: February 12, 2021, 06:04:14 AM »


Now we know what Nickelback did with their rejected songs. They sold them to 'wolfy'

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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2021, 06:18:31 AM »
Is it too late to add to 2021 deadpool?

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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2021, 07:30:05 AM »
Fat, disgusting, sweaty pig.

Truth. 

Eddie, as fine a guitarist as he may have been, was a garbage human being.  Contriving reasons to fire Michael Anthony to make room for his fat fuck "son."
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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2021, 07:42:29 AM »
I was talking about Mass Monster Mike.

Fair enough, but I stand by my statement.
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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2021, 07:44:23 AM »
Fucking song made me want to hang myself.

He`s no Eddie Van Halen.............he sux!!

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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2021, 07:46:15 AM »
Didn't watch the clip, so have no opinion on the music

But that's a cool fucken name - makes him sound like some sort of (fictional) werewolf hunter or something...
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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2021, 08:25:51 AM »
He spelled Mammoth wrong.

His music is a disgrace to his family but perfect for today's wimp pop music fans.

And he is a FAT f*ck!

Definitely will never be a Getbigger.


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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2021, 08:28:14 AM »
Having lost a parent when I was young I can't imagine how hard it was to write and perform that song. I liked it too. I hope the kid does well.

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Re: Wolfgang Van Halen
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2021, 12:32:43 PM »
He’s talented, but this shit ain’t selling anything, and he’s almost 30, raised rich and immediately into arenas with VH, so he is NOT gonna tolerate climbing any ladders.

Like he’d ride around in a tour bus, playing clubs, etc.

I’d imagine he’ll tinker about his multi-million-dollar studio and occasionally take a stab with new music.

For the record, there is nothing wrong with the song(s), but it’s kinda just heard-it-before. Even if he scores a “hit”, in today’s market, what does that mean?

He doesn’t need money. He’s completing not hungry (for food he is, obviously).

I guess he can just happily work at a snail pace and indulge his creativity when he feels like it. No pressure to hit the road grind or actually make it into anything lasting.

Me, I’m just not into this kind of stale college rock stuff.

I wish Wolf the best.

His SlimSlow diet ain’t working, though.

Guy’s a particularly large fellow.