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Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« on: February 18, 2021, 05:56:52 AM »
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Re: Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2021, 08:57:00 AM »
So the step-mom will also be the Grandma?  Jesus wept...

Plus - Mom might be a bit of a crack head - not sure why I think that...



And the guys 'yard' is a disgrace, so no - no GetBigger he!

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Re: Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2021, 10:16:22 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on February 18, 2021, 08:57:00 AM
So the step-mom will also be the Grandma?  Jesus wept...

Plus - Mom might be a bit of a crack head - not sure why I think that...



Thats the girlfriend with the spots, not the mother
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Re: Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2021, 11:04:34 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on February 18, 2021, 08:57:00 AM
So the step-mom will also be the Grandma?  Jesus wept...

Plus - Mom might be a bit of a crack head - not sure why I think that...



And the guys 'yard' is a disgrace, so no - no GetBigger he!



I may have mentioned a fat bitch who was 100-lb overweight [5'6" and 230-lb], who scolded me for being rational about COVID, last September. I was in the park with my 3-year-old girl and her mother at the time.

Her face was covered in those. Whatever they are, they are not pimples.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't give a shit about a person's weight, but when they are scolding me about taxing our free non-healthcare system in Canada, I take issue with it.
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Re: Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2021, 12:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 18, 2021, 10:16:22 AM
Thats the girlfriend with the spots, not the mother

Yep - girlfriend = Mother of the child = Mom

If I'd meant the Grandmother I would have said 'Granny might be a bit of a crack head'

I admit this chav/white-trash story is confusing LOL  ;D
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Re: Getbigger dates girlfriend's mother
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2021, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Matt on February 18, 2021, 11:04:34 AM
I may have mentioned a fat bitch who was 100-lb overweight [5'6" and 230-lb], who scolded me for being rational about COVID, last September. I was in the park with my 3-year-old girl and her mother at the time.

Her face was covered in those. Whatever they are, they are not pimples.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't give a shit about a person's weight, but when they are scolding me about taxing our free non-healthcare system in Canada, I take issue with it.

In the UK we call them 'blip-burns'  Historically associated with smoking crack crystals from a pipe, but I believe a similar phenomenon may apply to our North American cousins when they are enjoying a little crystal meth to spice up life...

Never mind that - ever licked the slit of a woman that was over 40% heavier than you..?  ;D
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