Im Bored Ask Me Anything

[Taffin]

yesterday
I was at Costco and a group of shoppers were crossing the walk to go back to the parking lot. I was the last one to cross and the whole time some guy was waving his arms telling us to hurry up. His wife was embarrassed. As I was crossing I looked at him and shook my head and he pulled his truck to like an inch from my cart. I walked up to his window and he said "Come on asshole", so I reached through the window and started feeding him. He frantically put the window up so I decided to lick his window and give it a  kiss. Last thing I heard was him screaming to his wife "Call the cops, call the cops"

havent heard about it today.

Shizzo, just dont. There are guys on here like Irishdave and chaos who could beat the living shit out of me, but as far as you, just dont. Dont let alcohol delusions confuse you into impossible dreams

Hahahaa!  That would really scare the sh1t out of someone - especially if you did it with wide open 'crazy eyes' while you looked at him

[evacnam]

Gazoo is keeping an eye on this thread

[King Shizzo]

Gazoo is keeping an eye on this thread

Why are you bringing  your best friend into This?

[evacnam]

well back to the ignore pile for shizzo for his absolutely lame attention seeking replies

gotta love the ignore list

[King Shizzo]

well back to the ignore pile for shizzo for his absolutely lame attention seeking replies

gotta love the ignore list

Why? The "ignore function" is for pussies. It's always been that way.

If you ignore someone, you aren't a true Getbigger

[robcguns]

What’s your favorite food and drink?

[King Shizzo]

What’s your favorite food and drink?

Chicken wings, steak, and IBC Cherry soda.

[evacnam]

What’s your favorite food and drink?

favorite food is Edo chicken and beef. Ever been to an Edo? so good
drink is diet coke, I drink way too much of it

[King Shizzo]

I digress....."I'm bored, ask me anything"

It sounds like a thread that a teenaged girl, would post in a fit of anger.

[JustPlaneJane]

I digress....."I'm bored, ask me anything"

It sounds like a thread that a teenaged girl, would post in a fit of anger.

.

[robcguns]

favorite food is Edo chicken and beef. Ever been to an Edo? so good
drink is diet coke, I drink way too much of it

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.

[evacnam]

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.

Weirdly I'll piss 20 times from a DP but not from a DC

[robcguns]

Weirdly I'll piss 20 times from a DP but not from a DC

Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.

[evacnam]

Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.

this is Edo Rob

[Henda]

Haha they make me piss like crazy as well.

Haha glad I read this as I thought something wrong I get a 2ltr bottle every morning to take to work and get the same problem pissing all day

[AbrahamG]

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Never been or heard of an edo,if I get the chance I will check it out.

I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian. 

[Taffin]

My favorite drink ever is Diet Pepsi and I will take a Diet Coke when Diet Pepsi is not available but do you really think Diet Coke is better than Diet Pepsi?Diet Pepsi is so crisp and refreshing where as Diet Coke tastes flat,no?

Good choice Rob 



"I'm tapping my fingers very loudly on the tabletop, whispering "shit, shit, shit, shit" to myself. Courtney's eyes are half closed and she's breathing deeply.

"Listen. I'll be daring," Anne says finally. "I'll have a Diet Coke with rum."

Scott sighs, then smiles, beaming really. "Good."

"That's a caffeine-free Diet Coke, right?" Anne asks the waiter.

"You know," I interrupt, "you should have it with Diet Pepsi. It's much better."

"Really?" Anne asks. "What do you mean?"

"You should have the Diet Pepsi instead of the Diet Coke," I say. "It's much better. It's fizzier. It has a cleaner taste. It mixes better with rum and has a lower sodium content."

The waiter, Scott, Anne, and even Courtney - they all stare at me as if I've offered some kind of diabolical, apocalyptic observation, as if I were shattering a myth highly held, or destroying an oath that was solemnly regarded, and it suddenly seems almost hushed in Deck Chairs. Last night I rented a movie called Inside Lydia's Ass and while on two Halcion and in fact sipping a Diet Pepsi, I watched as Lydia - a totally tan bleached-blonde hardbody with a perfect ass and great full tits - while on all fours gave head to this guy with a huge c**k while another gorgeous blonde little hardbody with a perfectly trimmed blond pu**y knelt behind Lydia and after eating her ass out and sucking on her cunt started to push a long, greased silver vibrator into Lydia's ass and f**ked her with it while she continued to eat her pu**y and the guy with the huge c**k came all over Lydia's face as she sucked his balls and then Lydia bucked to an authentic-looking, fairly strong orgasm and then the girl behind Lydia crawled around and licked the come from Lydia's face and then made Lydia suck on the vibrator. The new Stephen Bishop came out last Tuesday and at Tower Records yesterday I bought the compact disc, the cassette and the album because I wanted to own all three formats.

"Listen," I say, my voice trembling with emotion, "have whatever you want but I'm telling you I recommend the Diet Pepsi." I look down at my lap, at the blue cloth napkin, the words Deck Chairs sewn into the napkin's edge, and for a moment think I'm going to cry; my chin trembles and I can't swallow.

Courtney reaches over and touches my wrist gently, stroking my Rolex. "It's okay Patrick. It really is...."

[Taffin]

I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian. 

Coke Zero for me

[AbrahamG]

Coke Zero for me

I like coke zero and diet coke equally. 

[Taffin]

I like coke zero and diet coke equally.

I think the artificial sweetener might be different/more to my taste in Zero

(Have we just managed to make a thread about boredom more boring? )

[robcguns]

this is Edo Rob

I love food court Japanese food but we don’t have edo here but we have sarku Japan. I imoagine prob similar cause it’s great food.

[robcguns]

Haha glad I read this as I thought something wrong I get a 2ltr bottle every morning to take to work and get the same problem pissing all day

Yeah I used to drink a few a day and I’d piss fucking 30 times a day.now I have one once a week and my peeing is way down but on the day I have one I pee prob 5 times more.Strange.

[robcguns]

I feel the opposite.  Diet pepsi tastes sweeter to me and diet coke tastes crisp.  Nutty.  Have you ever tried any of the diet faygo flavors?  Not sure how readily available they are outside of michigan as they are made here in Detroit.  If you ever get the chance, try diet grape faygo, diet red pop faygo and diet rock n rye faygo.  The diet grape is probably my favorite diet cola.  And yes, I am caucasian. 

Never heard of faygo but I love grape anything. Diet Pepsi is definitely sweeter but nothing like real Pepsi or Coke which if I have a sip it makes me sick form the sweeetness.

[robcguns]

Good choice Rob 



"I'm tapping my fingers very loudly on the tabletop, whispering "shit, shit, shit, shit" to myself. Courtney's eyes are half closed and she's breathing deeply.

"Listen. I'll be daring," Anne says finally. "I'll have a Diet Coke with rum."

Scott sighs, then smiles, beaming really. "Good."

"That's a caffeine-free Diet Coke, right?" Anne asks the waiter.

"You know," I interrupt, "you should have it with Diet Pepsi. It's much better."

"Really?" Anne asks. "What do you mean?"

"You should have the Diet Pepsi instead of the Diet Coke," I say. "It's much better. It's fizzier. It has a cleaner taste. It mixes better with rum and has a lower sodium content."

The waiter, Scott, Anne, and even Courtney - they all stare at me as if I've offered some kind of diabolical, apocalyptic observation, as if I were shattering a myth highly held, or destroying an oath that was solemnly regarded, and it suddenly seems almost hushed in Deck Chairs. Last night I rented a movie called Inside Lydia's Ass and while on two Halcion and in fact sipping a Diet Pepsi, I watched as Lydia - a totally tan bleached-blonde hardbody with a perfect ass and great full tits - while on all fours gave head to this guy with a huge c**k while another gorgeous blonde little hardbody with a perfectly trimmed blond pu**y knelt behind Lydia and after eating her ass out and sucking on her cunt started to push a long, greased silver vibrator into Lydia's ass and f**ked her with it while she continued to eat her pu**y and the guy with the huge c**k came all over Lydia's face as she sucked his balls and then Lydia bucked to an authentic-looking, fairly strong orgasm and then the girl behind Lydia crawled around and licked the come from Lydia's face and then made Lydia suck on the vibrator. The new Stephen Bishop came out last Tuesday and at Tower Records yesterday I bought the compact disc, the cassette and the album because I wanted to own all three formats.

"Listen," I say, my voice trembling with emotion, "have whatever you want but I'm telling you I recommend the Diet Pepsi." I look down at my lap, at the blue cloth napkin, the words Deck Chairs sewn into the napkin's edge, and for a moment think I'm going to cry; my chin trembles and I can't swallow.

Courtney reaches over and touches my wrist gently, stroking my Rolex. "It's okay Patrick. It really is...."

Thank you sir. It’s true though it tastes so much better. But what the fuck is that from? Also I prefer my dp caffeine free.

And yes this is prob the most boring discussion in the history of man kind hahaha.

[evacnam]

heres a story while everyone is bored

So when I was oh 28 or so I used to bang this stripper, we will call her X for now. Anyways, lost touch blah blah ended up reconnecting on facebook she is 48 now. No kids looks good for 48.  Anyways, she got divorced year ago or so. I ask her if shes seeing anyone, and here we go. So she has like 3 guys on the go, just fwb. Im like, how do I get in on this? She asks if I care if Im number 4. I say fuk no I dont care if Im number 23, Im not dating or marrying you,  lets roll. So blah blah once in a while hookup BUT.

She has 5 cameras in her house. They are all connected to this app called Meesi. So these cameras are on all the time and me and the other 3 guys have 24/7 access to watch her, anything from simply watching tv to taking a shit to going to town on herself with multiple toys.  Im all wtf at first, but after watching Im completely fascinated by this whole thing.  Ill post some screenshots from the cameras if you guys want and Ill dig out noods she sent right now