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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #200 on: February 27, 2021, 05:13:11 PM »
you make your wife clean the house right? even dusting the ducks on the wall.

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You make your wife do anything, like she's a servant? Lol you sound like a real man.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #201 on: February 27, 2021, 05:13:35 PM »
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My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #202 on: February 27, 2021, 05:15:09 PM »
The HomoWrecker!
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #203 on: February 27, 2021, 05:19:54 PM »
Why the hell would Getbig be blocked in Kenya?  :D  ;D

It's just a hope and a dream if he goes! ;D

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #204 on: February 27, 2021, 05:23:50 PM »
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My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com


I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #205 on: February 27, 2021, 05:26:26 PM »
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My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com


ooooooooo Ill send it if you dont want to

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #206 on: February 27, 2021, 05:27:59 PM »
https://nairobi.go.ke/contacts/

info@nairobi.go.ke

My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com

WTF dude?  Make a case for him to be allowed there, and not stay here....damn!

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #207 on: February 27, 2021, 05:29:26 PM »

I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.

Holy shit, I'm crying.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #208 on: February 27, 2021, 05:51:09 PM »
Good post. I would expand the last point about religion to values in general, including political/ideological ones. But the main thrust of the post is correct, which boils down to:

Evaluate the candidate for the role she’s being considered for, rather than assuming that strong feelings are paramount.

I think the people rolling their eyes and writing off the institution of marriage altogether are being a little lazy. Sure, a marriage is fraught with risk. So is starting a company, which could fail at great financial and psychological cost. Yet nobody says, “lol at entrepreneurship, I’ve never started a business and never will, it’s for suckers.”

Don’t get me wrong — I recognize that a woman can badly derail you. I am unmarried and very wary of settling down. But the people I know who are in a (relatively) solid partnership that has produced children have a dimension to their life that mine lacks.

Some day I will probably give it a shot. If it doesn’t work out, so be it. If you properly vet the woman and maintain the proper frame in the relationship, the romantic relationship can be dissolved without undue drama. And if you’ve properly managed your career/business/financial interests, it shouldn’t break you and send you to the streets to pony up for the kid.

I think the MGTOW philosophy has provided a useful counterpoint to the ridiculous Disney/RomCom worldview that led so many men to shattered expectations and misery. But it shouldn’t be accepted whole-cloth as a replacement orthodoxy. I hate to use a cringe term like “alpha”, but if you are properly alpha across all dimensions of your life, women and children can enrich that life.

If you recognize in yourself an inability to attract and manage stable, desirable women, and/or if earning enough money to do more than subsist is a struggle, then it’s probably wise to go MGTOW — at least temporarily. But I would recommend using the free time that doing so creates to correct those two underlying deficiencies, as opposed to dwelling in some MGTOW echo chamber parroting cliches about how shitty women are.


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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #209 on: February 27, 2021, 05:54:22 PM »
https://nairobi.go.ke/contacts/

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My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
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LMAO!

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #210 on: February 27, 2021, 05:57:39 PM »
https://nairobi.go.ke/contacts/

info@nairobi.go.ke

My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com

I’d suggest including photos of Melvin and Vissy.

Then hit send.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #211 on: February 27, 2021, 06:04:03 PM »
Omg.   Lol.   The best.  :D ;D


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My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #212 on: February 27, 2021, 06:27:40 PM »
https://nairobi.go.ke/contacts/

info@nairobi.go.ke

My humble proposal for an email to the Nairobi City Cousil.

Dear Nairobi City Counsil

It has come to our attention that fellow forum member Melvin Goodrum is considering to relocate to your beautiful city. We would like to make you aware, at this very moment, that Melvin Goodrum participates in the kind of male-male sexual sodomy, which you have wisely made illegal in your country.

Mr. Goodrum has proposed a solution, where a local Kenyan woman cuts her hair short, and where he can then proceed to poke his trouser snake into her rectum, in lieu of having a male partner. In our view, this is also not acceptable.

Moreover, Mr. Goodrum has expressed a desire to have servants, waiters and assistants, during his stay in Kenya. We feel that this would not respect your culture, traditions and the proud heritage of the Kenyan people.

In conclusion, we ask that you do not give Melvin Goodrum entry into your country. Many marriages have already been destroyed in America, because of Goodrum participating in homosexual homewrecking. Please do not let this happen in Kenya.

Best regards

Josh, Henda and FitnessFrenzy
Getbig.com

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #213 on: February 27, 2021, 07:21:23 PM »
I met a black dude at the auctions who made money selling industrial plant to people back home in Africa. He told me that life was better there because everyone in Africa had servants.

"Everyone?"
"Oh yes. Everyone. Everyone does."
"Well not everyone."
"Truly. All people do. Everyone."
"The servants have servants?"
<confus> "Oh... well no. Not them."


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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #214 on: February 27, 2021, 07:51:07 PM »
I met a black dude at the auctions who made money selling industrial plant to people back home in Africa. He told me that life was better there because everyone in Africa had servants.

"Everyone?"
"Oh yes. Everyone. Everyone does."
"Well not everyone."
"Truly. All people do. Everyone."
"The servants have servants?"
<confus> "Oh... well no. Not them."

Hahaha

"1"

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #215 on: February 27, 2021, 07:53:47 PM »
This is top shelf diplomacy.

It feels as though a similar diplomatic missive needs to be sent to Lakehead University.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #216 on: February 27, 2021, 11:33:44 PM »
Melvin Goodrum used to boast that he was related to a professional bodybuilder. Perhaps that is why he used to be a source of insider info. Anyway, he never disclosed who that relative was. Now, for a wannabe like hapless Vince G, CSN MFT PHD, who has never won a bodybuilding contest you would figure he would be proud of that relative. Many here guess it might be Shawn Ray. There is no doubt that any pro would probably deny being related to Melvin. Therein lies the dilemma. How on earth does a guy with little success become known in the iron game? Melvin figured bodybuilding was a cinch. So he competed and posted on discussion forums. Very early on he was called out so he eventually posted a photo of himself by a swimming pool. From that moment he was the resident self-owned buffoon who became the laughing stock on Getbig. He would start many threads but they usually ended up like this one. Nothing has changed here since he posted his photo.

By the way, Goodrum says he needs a month to make a decision. LOL. What decision? He already made it...turned the 'offer' down.



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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #217 on: February 28, 2021, 02:01:33 AM »
The black Charles Atlas.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #218 on: February 28, 2021, 06:56:16 AM »
Melvin Goodrum used to boast that he was related to a professional bodybuilder. Perhaps that is why he used to be a source of insider info. Anyway, he never disclosed who that relative was. Now, for a wannabe like hapless Vince G, CSN MFT PHD, who has never won a bodybuilding contest you would figure he would be proud of that relative. Many here guess it might be Shawn Ray. There is no doubt that any pro would probably deny being related to Melvin. Therein lies the dilemma. How on earth does a guy with little success become known in the iron game? Melvin figured bodybuilding was a cinch. So he competed and posted on discussion forums. Very early on he was called out so he eventually posted a photo of himself by a swimming pool. From that moment he was the resident self-owned buffoon who became the laughing stock on Getbig. He would start many threads but they usually ended up like this one. Nothing has changed here since he posted his photo.

By the way, Goodrum says he needs a month to make a decision. LOL. What decision? He already made it...turned the 'offer' down.

guy lips are his sole stand out body part.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #219 on: February 28, 2021, 07:06:02 AM »
Photoshop project for the capable (crappy African background and Goodrum in the Murphy role).



Vincenzo, you have a momentous decision to make. If you brave the return to your ancestral cradle and the very place that sold its own into foreign slavery, please do not throw away your American passport:

Don't be too hasty, my see-through Hebrew:

"In 1957, Kwame Nkrumah became the first president of a newly independent Ghana. Himself a graduate of the historically black Lincoln University, Nkrumah issued a call to black Americans to come to Ghana, claim their patrimony, and help to build the new nation. The first group of black Americans who heeded Nkrumah’s call solemnly collected themselves at Labadi Beach in Accra, where they participated under a full moon in a ritual of denunciation of American racism and of their American citizenship. Then they flung their passports as far out to sea as they could. Late one moonlit night, about a month later, African residents at Labadi Beach noticed strange shadows at the ocean’s edge. Curious, they went with their torches to investigate. To their enormous surprise, they discovered that the shadows were those same black Americans, now searching furiously in the low tide for their passports! I’m afraid this anecdote—apocryphal as it may be—defines the arc of my own experience: I love arriving in Africa, almost as much as I love returning home to America."

Henry Louis Gates, Jr., "Africa, to Me, Wonders of the African World" in The Henry Louis Gates Jr. Reader (2012).




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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #220 on: February 28, 2021, 07:06:14 AM »
Good luck with whatever you decide Vince.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #221 on: February 28, 2021, 07:13:54 AM »
Melvin Goodrum used to boast that he was related to a professional bodybuilder. Perhaps that is why he used to be a source of insider info. Anyway, he never disclosed who that relative was. Now, for a wannabe like hapless Vince G, CSN MFT PHD, who has never won a bodybuilding contest you would figure he would be proud of that relative. Many here guess it might be Shawn Ray. There is no doubt that any pro would probably deny being related to Melvin. Therein lies the dilemma. How on earth does a guy with little success become known in the iron game? Melvin figured bodybuilding was a cinch. So he competed and posted on discussion forums. Very early on he was called out so he eventually posted a photo of himself by a swimming pool. From that moment he was the resident self-owned buffoon who became the laughing stock on Getbig. He would start many threads but they usually ended up like this one. Nothing has changed here since he posted his photo.

By the way, Goodrum says he needs a month to make a decision. LOL. What decision? He already made it...turned the 'offer' down.



I havent decided yet and to leave the US is a tough choice that requires time.  I can choose to go and I can choose not to go...so you have a 50% chance of being right

Tell me Vince, is the highlight of your entire life these days is to bother and harass a gay black man and take pictures of people without their knowledge like some stalker.  Frank Zane was right about you as well as Shawn Perine when he caught you impersonating Zabo's wife. 

If anything, at least I'm not the laughingstock of Arnold Schwartznegger.  You talk so much about the Mr Canada but what about the Mr Australia??...the show you couldn't handpick your judges.  Tell everyone here what place you finished in you dusty old potato
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #222 on: February 28, 2021, 07:16:00 AM »
Africa is an amazing place. So many business opportunities.

Vince - serious question. Given your proclivities to enjoy encounters with young men, would you be doing some of that also? And if so, raw? Given the very high HIV rate what are your thoughts?

This was a serious question! (No homo). I would appreciate a reply.

Let me de-gay the question and post to all. If you were in Kenya, and had the opportunity to engage with a nubile young lady of the African race (and assuming you were actually attracted by them), would you risk going raw?

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #223 on: February 28, 2021, 07:21:10 AM »
This was a serious question! (No homo). I would appreciate a reply.

Let me de-gay the question and post to all. If you were in Kenya, and had the opportunity to engage with a nubile young lady of the African race (and assuming you were actually attracted by them), would you risk going raw?

Kenya is one of the highest HIV/AIDS countries in the world.

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Africa ( Nairobi, Kenya)
« Reply #224 on: February 28, 2021, 07:44:40 AM »
Kenya is one of the highest HIV/AIDS countries in the world.

so vince would be taking sand to the beach?