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Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« on: March 14, 2021, 03:09:42 PM »
AKA the Queen's husband - currently in hospital.  He's either hanging by a thread, or making a full recovery, depending on who you listen to

But would he make a good GetBigger?  25 things he's said




1. "British women can't cook," he told the Scottish Womens' Institute in 1961. Lovely.

2. "It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons," he muttered while being shown Ethiopian art in 1965.

3. "I would like to go to Russia very much, although the bastards murdered half my family," at a very heated period of history in 1967.

4. "What do you gargle with? Pebbles?" he told singer Tom Jones at the 1969 Royal Variety Performance. Later he added: "It's difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs."

5. "We don’t come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves," he told journalists in Canada in 1976.

6. "You are a woman, aren't you?" he said to a Kenyan woman, who was presenting him with a small gift in 1984.

7. "If you stay here much longer you will all be slitty-eyed," the Prince told British exchange students who lived in Xian in 1986. When asked on his opinion of Beijing, he replied: "Ghastly."

8. "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Again with the Chinese insults, when he addressed a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

9. "I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing," when dismissing claims those who slaughter for meat have greater moral authority than those who partake in blood sports in 1988.

10. "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease," when asked if he wanted to pet a koala in Australia back in 1992.

11. "You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly," he told a British tourist during a visit to Budapest in 1993.

12. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?," he enquired to an islander while in the Cayman Islands in 1994.

13. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" he asked a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

14. "It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right — are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" when asked about stress counselling for soldiers in 1995.

15. "You managed not to get eaten then?" the Prince asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea, in 1998.

16. "Where's the Southern Comfort?" he said on receipt of a basket of Southern goods from the U.S. ambassador in London, in 1999

17. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf," he told a group of deaf school children, who were nearby a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.

18. "You could do with losing a little bit of weight," he told 13-year-old Andrew Adams, after hearing he wanted to become an astronaut while visiting a science museum in 2001.

19. "Do you still throw spears at each other?" he asked a group of Indigenous Australians in 2002, while on a visit to Australia with the Queen.

20. "So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs," he said of a 14-year-old boy while at a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.

21. "You look like you're ready for bed!" he told the President of Nigeria in 2003, who was dressed in traditional robes.

22. "Is it a strip club?" he asked when meeting a female Sea Cadet who told the Prince she worked in a nightclub, in 2009.

23. "That's a nice tie ... Do you have any knickers in that material?" he asked Annabel Goldie, the Scottish Conservative leader, when welcoming Benedict XVI to Edinburgh in 2010.

24. "The Philippines must be half-empty — you're all here running the NHS," he told nurses at  Luton and Dunstable Hospital in 2013.

25. "Just take the f**king picture!" he told a photographer, during a Battle of Britain event in 2015.


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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2021, 03:13:15 PM »


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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2021, 03:22:25 PM »
A legitimate Prince. That kind of pressure should show some respect.

A King would know.

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2021, 08:20:07 PM »
2021 is the year I start using ghastly in my everyday vernacular.

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2021, 08:20:58 PM »

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2021, 11:40:50 PM »
Prince Charles' ribaldry was limited to saying that he wanted to be reincarnated as a tampon yet he gets to be king when Prince Philip's broad croaks??  Ghastly!

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2021, 02:18:05 AM »
Phil has been owning twinks minds for decades

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2021, 03:46:51 AM »
Hear!  Hear!  What, what...

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2021, 04:32:32 AM »
AKA the Queen's husband - currently in hospital.  He's either hanging by a thread, or making a full recovery, depending on who you listen to

But would he make a good GetBigger?  25 things he's said




1. "British women can't cook," he told the Scottish Womens' Institute in 1961. Lovely.

2. "It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons," he muttered while being shown Ethiopian art in 1965.

3. "I would like to go to Russia very much, although the bastards murdered half my family," at a very heated period of history in 1967.

4. "What do you gargle with? Pebbles?" he told singer Tom Jones at the 1969 Royal Variety Performance. Later he added: "It's difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs."

5. "We don’t come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves," he told journalists in Canada in 1976.

6. "You are a woman, aren't you?" he said to a Kenyan woman, who was presenting him with a small gift in 1984.

7. "If you stay here much longer you will all be slitty-eyed," the Prince told British exchange students who lived in Xian in 1986. When asked on his opinion of Beijing, he replied: "Ghastly."

8. "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Again with the Chinese insults, when he addressed a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

9. "I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing," when dismissing claims those who slaughter for meat have greater moral authority than those who partake in blood sports in 1988.

10. "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease," when asked if he wanted to pet a koala in Australia back in 1992.

11. "You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly," he told a British tourist during a visit to Budapest in 1993.

12. "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?," he enquired to an islander while in the Cayman Islands in 1994.

13. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" he asked a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

14. "It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right — are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" when asked about stress counselling for soldiers in 1995.

15. "You managed not to get eaten then?" the Prince asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea, in 1998.

16. "Where's the Southern Comfort?" he said on receipt of a basket of Southern goods from the U.S. ambassador in London, in 1999

17. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf," he told a group of deaf school children, who were nearby a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.

18. "You could do with losing a little bit of weight," he told 13-year-old Andrew Adams, after hearing he wanted to become an astronaut while visiting a science museum in 2001.

19. "Do you still throw spears at each other?" he asked a group of Indigenous Australians in 2002, while on a visit to Australia with the Queen.

20. "So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs," he said of a 14-year-old boy while at a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.

21. "You look like you're ready for bed!" he told the President of Nigeria in 2003, who was dressed in traditional robes.

22. "Is it a strip club?" he asked when meeting a female Sea Cadet who told the Prince she worked in a nightclub, in 2009.

23. "That's a nice tie ... Do you have any knickers in that material?" he asked Annabel Goldie, the Scottish Conservative leader, when welcoming Benedict XVI to Edinburgh in 2010.

24. "The Philippines must be half-empty — you're all here running the NHS," he told nurses at  Luton and Dunstable Hospital in 2013.

25. "Just take the f**king picture!" he told a photographer, during a Battle of Britain event in 2015.


https://mashable.com/2017/05/04/prince-philip-gaffes-list/?europe=true

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2021, 04:43:45 AM »
who gives a shit about the over privileged old fart.

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2021, 04:47:36 AM »
who gives a shit about the over privileged old fart.

He was and still is more man than you'll ever be


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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2021, 04:51:50 AM »
#20, 21, 22 - LOL!!!

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2021, 04:53:46 AM »
He was and still is more man than you'll ever be


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you really are a dumb ass ::)

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2021, 05:38:49 AM »
you really are a dumb ass ::)
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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2021, 05:47:14 AM »
Bi-curious John

Only thing smoldering is your anus

Yes.. Bi-curious.  :D

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2021, 07:38:24 AM »
How many heart transplants is this now? Number three or number four? He is really 108 they just hide his real age from the public cos no one else lives that long.

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2021, 07:46:10 AM »
How many heart transplants is this now? Number three or number four? He is really 108 they just hide his real age from the public cos no one else lives that long.
I hope you don't really believe that. He isn't that important.

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2021, 11:51:09 AM »

Oxfart Logic Test:
If being an aristocrat implies being a getbigger, state if the same holds true regarding the converse?

Further provide proof that when Archimedes described huge numbers he didn't imply they were intended to be used to quantify your mom's genuine body mass.
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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2021, 12:16:11 PM »
How many heart transplants is this now? Number three or number four? He is really 108 they just hide his real age from the public cos no one else lives that long.

What makes you think that..?




Oxfart Logic Test:
If being an openly racist aristocrat implies being a getbigger, state if the same holds true regarding the converse?

Further provide proof that when Archimedes described huge numbers he didn't imply they were intended to be used to quantify your mom's genuine body mass.

Lord Taffin fixed that for you (and the answer is - sometimes  ;))

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2021, 04:43:21 AM »
Prince Philip health update: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after longest ever stay

Prince Philip, the nation's longest-serving consort, is expected to return to Windsor Castle after he was admitted to the hospital on Feb 16



Looking 108 there  ;D
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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2021, 04:52:39 AM »
Prince Philip health update: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after longest ever stay

Prince Philip, the nation's longest-serving consort, is expected to return to Windsor Castle after he was admitted to the hospital on Feb 16



Looking 108 there  ;D

Looks like a fucking Lizard

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2021, 05:15:20 AM »
Prince Philip health update: Duke of Edinburgh leaves hospital after longest ever stay

Prince Philip, the nation's longest-serving consort, is expected to return to Windsor Castle after he was admitted to the hospital on Feb 16



Looking 108 there  ;D
Not that old. Remember Centenarian Kirk Douglas who died at 103? Here's a picture of him past 100. Looks a bit older than Phillip the Getbigger!



Looking a lot younger here at age 34!


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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2021, 05:16:45 AM »


;D
coolest wallet for sure and Phil has one. 21. "You look like you're ready for bed!" he told the President of Nigeria in 2003, who was dressed in traditional robes. :D

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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
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Re: Is Prince Philip a GetBigger at heart?
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