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Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« on: March 16, 2021, 09:18:40 AM »
Should A-Rod be accepted as Getbigger?  ???

Points given for certain behaviors.  10 points minimum required for consideration to Getbigger membership.

Divorced his first wife - 1 point
Rumored affair with Madonna - 1 point
Took 'roids - 2 points
$252 million contract to play baseball - 1 point
600+ homers - 1 point
Engaged and banging J-Lo (an 11) - 2 points
While banging J-Lo has rumored mistress on the side - 3 points
Breaking up with J-Lo - 1 point
Net worth $300 million+ - 1 point
$30 million dollar mansion - 1 point

Total qualification points = 14




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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2021, 09:31:11 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on March 16, 2021, 09:18:40 AM


Points given for certain behaviors.  10 points minimum required for consideration to Getbigger membership.

Divorced his first wife - 1 point
Rumored affair with Madonna -  Minus 100 Points
Took 'roids - 2 points
$252 million contract to play baseball - 1 point
600+ homers - 1 point
Engaged and banging J-Lo (an 11) - 2 points
While banging J-Lo has rumored mistress on the side - 3 points
Breaking up with J-Lo - 1 point
Net worth $300 million+ - 1 point
$30 million dollar mansion - 1 point

Total qualification points = 14




Fixed. Madonna is a skank.
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2021, 09:32:33 AM »
Denied taking roids when it was obvious he was puts him on par with Groink so he is a getbigger at heart
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2021, 10:11:18 AM »
He's got some good stats.
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2021, 10:47:51 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on March 16, 2021, 10:11:18 AM
He's got some good stats.

Beside the Madonna-thing. That's not a merit!
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2021, 12:12:52 PM »
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Year   Age   Tm   Salary   SrvTm   Sources   Notes/Other Sources
1994   18   Seattle Mariners   $442,333   ?   1996 Joint Exhibit 1   Includes $333,333 signing bonus
1995   19   Seattle Mariners   $442,333   ?   1996 Joint Exhibit 1   Includes $333,333 signing bonus
1996   20   Seattle Mariners   $442,334   ?   1996 Joint Exhibit 1   Includes $333,334 signing bonus
1997   21   Seattle Mariners   $1,062,500   ?   1997 Joint Exhibit 1; 1997 postseason AP   Includes $112,500 signing bonus, $50,000 earned
1998   22   Seattle Mariners   $2,162,500*   ?      
1999   23   Seattle Mariners   $3,112,500*   ?      
2000   24   Seattle Mariners   $4,362,500*   ?      
2001   25   Texas Rangers   $22,000,000   ?   4/6/01 USA Today   
2002   26   Texas Rangers   $22,000,000   ?   4/3/02 AP   
2003   27   Texas Rangers   $22,000,000   ?   4/3/03 AP   
2004   28   New York Yankees   $22,000,000*   ?      
2005   29   New York Yankees   $26,000,000   ?      
2006   30   New York Yankees   $21,680,727   ?      
2007   31   New York Yankees   $22,708,525   ?      
2008   32   New York Yankees   $28,000,000   ?      
2009   33   New York Yankees   $33,000,000   ?      
2010   34   New York Yankees   $33,000,000   15.011      
2011   35   New York Yankees   $32,000,000   16.011      
2012   36   New York Yankees   $29,000,000   17.011   contracts   
2013   37   New York Yankees   $28,000,000   18.011   contracts   
2014   38   New York Yankees   $2,868,852   19.011   contracts   
2015   39   New York Yankees   $22,000,000   20.011   contracts   
2016   40   New York Yankees   $21,000,000   21.011      $21M paid by New York Yankees (released)
2016   40   New York Yankees   $21,000,000      Released from contract
2017   41   New York Yankees   $21,000,000      Released from contract
2021 Status   Free Agent
Career to date (may be incomplete)   $441,285,104                   I like how he's trying the good guy act after so many years acting the douche, so the HOF forgets about his steroid usage and votes him in. career earning well below the average getbiggers so no.
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2021, 12:34:41 PM »
He finally dumped an over the hill JLO.  Now he can start banging 20 year old hotties again.
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2021, 01:46:22 PM »
A-roid is liar, filt.

Jose Canseco is a true Getbigger.
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2021, 03:54:28 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on March 16, 2021, 01:46:22 PM
A-roid is liar, filt.

Jose Canseco is a true Getbigger.

This!!
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Re: Is A-Rod a Getbigger?
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2021, 04:52:18 PM »
The Rangers are probably still paying on his contract!
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