What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
Stationary
I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, damn it! Breathe!"
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?