Author Topic: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia (Read 6785 times)

a_pupil · « **on:** March 31, 2021, 01:36:34 PM »

The mob thought they were above the law and that they had him under siege and marked for death on deadly ground, but he was hard to kill and out for justice.

a_pupil · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2021, 01:39:01 PM »

BB related: Steven Siegal had an estrogen filled body. Absolutely shit, unathletic build for someone who made money from portraying a highly trained fighter image.

Van Damme would have taken him in the ring and in the thong.

IroNat · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2021, 02:32:17 PM »

"Steven Seagal was hysterically crying!"

hench · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2021, 02:36:41 PM »

Seagal mocks van damme and believes he was just a ballet dancer when he actually has a decent fight record. Seagal has no actual fight record or experience and only knows how to fling people who run at him and offer their wrist.

Quote from: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 01:39:01 PM

BB related: Steven Siegal had an estrogen filled body. Absolutely shit, unathletic build for someone who made money from portraying a highly trained fighter image.

Van Damme would have taken him in the ring and in the thong.

wes · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2021, 02:43:47 PM »

That fat fuck looks like the fatter version of Bela Lugosi !!

Fortress · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2021, 03:04:08 PM »

He was just playing possum.

Kwon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2021, 03:51:41 PM »

Who wouldn't cry if threatened by the Mafia?

Fortress · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 31, 2021, 03:51:41 PM

Who wouldn't cry if threatened by the Mafia?

I’d be scared. Damn straight. But I wouldn’t cry.

What a wussbag.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:07:51 PM »

Quote from: hench on March 31, 2021, 02:36:41 PM

Seagal mocks van damme and believes he was just a ballet dancer when he actually has a decent fight record. Seagal has no actual fight record or experience and only knows how to fling people who run at him and offer their wrist.

And when they were at a party in the late 90's at Stallones house in Miami, Van Damme wanted to kick his ass but Seagal got out of there quick

Fortress · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:35:03 PM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on March 31, 2021, 05:07:51 PM

And when they were at a party in the late 90's at Stallones house in Miami, Van Damme wanted to kick his ass but Seagal got out of there quick

Steven might have used that patented front kick he perfected over many decades and then taught to that chocolate face Silva.

wes · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:41:00 PM »

My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.

Skeletor · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:58:44 PM »

a_pupil · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2021, 05:59:39 PM »

Quote from: wes on March 31, 2021, 05:41:00 PM

My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.

Were the gambinos around in the stone age?

Dave D · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2021, 07:00:26 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 05:59:39 PM

Were the gambinos around in the stone age?

Wes is referring to a distant cousin, similar to how Shippo is a distant descendant of the Mad King from Game of Thrones.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2021, 07:16:13 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 05:59:39 PM

Were the gambinos around in the stone age?

Nom it was the Castellanos !

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:11:19 PM »

The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

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njflex · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:13:20 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 31, 2021, 08:11:19 PM

The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

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Mezza finnoccio

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2021, 08:15:07 PM »

Quote from: njflex on March 31, 2021, 08:13:20 PM

Mezza finnoccio

NYC or NJ Italian?

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IroNat · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2021, 04:48:02 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 31, 2021, 08:11:19 PM

The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

"1"

It's a cross between running and swimming called "Swan-kune-do".

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2021, 05:00:29 AM »

Biggest douche bag in Hollywood. I'm embarrassed that I used to be in his fan club.

IroNat · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2021, 05:07:40 AM »

Seagal is a fat f*ck.

Kwon · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2021, 05:14:21 AM »

wes · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2021, 05:14:54 AM »

If you notice now during his fight scenes,thry show his head and anoher body doing the moving.................. ..............fat fuck cant get out of his owm way.

I dont watch his movies,Lundgrens,Van Dammes,Snipes,or Owern Wison.................th ey eat dick.

falco · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2021, 05:19:00 AM »

Seagal is a phony. Always been.

njflex · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2021, 08:41:29 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 31, 2021, 08:15:07 PM

NYC or NJ Italian?

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me???NJ..HENCE NAME NJFLEX NEW JERSEY...