oven dodger  
That line was lol! 

“We were at a crowded party with one of my good friends,” she said. 
“And Mel Gibson was smoking a cigar, and we’re all talking and he said to my friend, who’s gay, ‘Oh wait, am I gonna get AIDS?’ 
And then something came up about Jews, and he said, ‘You’re not an oven dodger, are you?’”