I know you're old and feeble and your decrepit mind isnt working so well these days, maybe get your nurse to read you my post and translate it into baby speak for you 
Ummm...I think you have mistaken funk for me!

Other than the baby talk thing, that is...

While it's said that if you are not a liberal when you're young you don't have a heart and if you're not a Conservative when you're old you don't have a brain, I have ALWAYS been Conservative.
And that is because even with my somewhat limited, okay..really limited, mental abilities I know that liberalism is nothing more than making morons feeeeeeeeeeel better about getting assfucked for the lazy and worthless of this world. Fuck That Noise.
It is not that Conservatives don't feel, we just don't allow our emotions to run wild and in doing so allow Democrats and RINOs to run away with our hard earned money and give it to a bunch of two-legged rabbits that live only to fuck one another physically and fuck over those that work for a living. Again. FTN.
And now, while I hopefully have your attention...Fuck that Emo Bitch Billie Eyelash. What a disgusting "singer". FTN.