I took the first dose of the vaccine...feel like shit

[f450]

Congrats for volunteering as an unpaid labrat for the the most poorly researched and  fastest vaccine ever created in the history of the world. And for a disease that has a mortality rate of less than 1 percent no doubt. Just wow!

[FitnessFrenzy]

it will take a while for the vaccine to adjust to a kielbasa slinger's immune system.

[Straw Man]

no one gives a shit about you
hopefully it sterilized you. we do not need your kind again.

you apparently gave a shit enough to reply...dumbass

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

I love you Vince, you know this, but all this advertisement that people do when getting the vaccine is becoming ridiculous.

It's as useful to me as someone saying, "Last night I had sex and used a condom"... Ok, good for you, but I couldn't care any less.

What I do care about is your well-being Vince. I don't want you to die or get sick from anything (including adverse effects from the COVID vaccine).

Keep in touch and let me know how you're holding up a month from now.

"1"

I'll be fine...I know it's a immuno response but it really triggered mine...going to hit the gym and sweat it off hopefully.  Cigar helped quite a bit

[Straw Man]

He can't impregnate a man's butthole anyway.

another GB closet case

btw - that's why I only fuck your mother in the ass

She knows she has inferior genes and doesn't want another idiot spawn like you

[monsterman500]

another GB closet case

btw - that's why I only fuck your mother in the ass

She knows she has inferior genes and doesn't want another idiot spawn like you

very weak bro.
Think about it now i bet you´re seedless now.....   jokes on you moron.

[Primemuscle]

Moderna

I felt a little funky the day after the first and second Moderna vaccine. You should be back to normal pretty quickly.

[Soul Crusher]

What other than arm soreness?

[Humble Narcissist]

another GB closet case

btw - that's why I only fuck your mother in the ass

She knows she has inferior genes and doesn't want another idiot spawn like you

Did I touch a nerve?

[Kwon]

it will take a while for the vaccine to adjust to a kielbasa slinger's immune system.

Maybe he will mutate from it...




YIKES!




Say it ain't so!





TWO Kielbasas!

[cobra333]

Anyone connected to the doctors and science people pass this onto them.    My mom got phizer shot monday she felt flue diarrhea cold sweats cough thought its just immune sys trying to fight vaccine nope 2 days later she went in for covid test. The test showed traces of covid in her system from the f.... Shot.  Fauci says no covid elements molecules nothing  in shot.  Than whats in the flu measles chicken pox shot vitamins and antibodies containing the virus.  Bs.  Boyz and  girlz bs

[BB]

Ugh...shit is fucked up.  I'm leaving work early

.

[Humble Narcissist]

Anyone connected to the doctors and science people pass this onto them.    My mom got phizer shot monday she felt flue diarrhea cold sweats cough thought its just immune sys trying to fight vaccine nope 2 days later she went in for covid test. The test showed traces of covid in her system from the f.... Shot.  Fauci says no covid elements molecules nothing  in shot.  Than whats in the flu measles chicken pox shot vitamins and antibodies containing the virus.  Bs.  Boyz and  girlz bs

There is no reason for a healthy person under 70 to get the shot.

[residue]

.

old, obese and pre-existing heart conditions, you'll be alright

[residue]

There is no reason for a healthy person under 70 to get the shot.

isnt like 50% of america obese or overweight? not a lot of healthy folks around

[Hypertrophy]

There is no reason for a healthy person under 70 to get the shot.

^ this. Of course it also is a sign you are good little follower like Strawpussy.

[Primemuscle]

I'll be fine...I know it's a immuno response but it really triggered mine...going to hit the gym and sweat it off hopefully.  Cigar helped quite a bit

Why would a cigar help? Because it relaxes you or calms your nerves? If that is the case, might your reaction to the vaccine be psychological as opposed to physical?

[Kwon]

isnt like 50% of america obese or overweight? not a lot of healthy folks around

MAybe this is a way for the US government to do a "Thanos" on the population?

Get rid of obese and ill people?

Imagine if they put some real nasty stuff in the vaccine so it would work quicker (you wont die in one day but it will gradually deteriorate you so it will take months just so nobody will be suspicious).


Perfect timing to get rid of sheep imo

[Thin Lizzy]

Congrats for volunteering as an unpaid labrat for the the most poorly researched and  fastest vaccine ever created in the history of the world. And for a disease that has a mortality rate of less than 1 percent no doubt. Just wow!

Top shelf post🍾🍾

[Kwon]

Have to agree with Thin Lizzy here

[Zillotch]

Why would a cigar help?

Nicotine, an α7-nACh receptor agonist, may boost the cholinergic anti-inflammatory pathway and hinder the uncontrolled overproduction of pro-inflammatory cytokines triggered by the SARS-CoV-2 virus, which is understood to be the main pathway to poor outcomes and death in severe COVID-19.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33269148/

[SOMEPARTS]

MAybe this is a way for the US government to do a "Thanos" on the population?

Get rid of obese and ill people?

Imagine if they put some real nasty stuff in the vaccine so it would work quicker (you wont die in one day but it will gradually deteriorate you so it will take months just so nobody will be suspicious).


Perfect timing to get rid of sheep imo

5G bloodstream nanobot delivery system of peace.

[Van_Bilderass]

It's as useful to me as someone saying, "Last night I had sex and used a condom"... Ok, good for you, but I couldn't care any less.


"1"

This is the perfect analogy, hadn't seen it before. Works for using masks too I think. Vaccine/masks/condom might protect us to a certain extent but what is lost? Hell, I know people who fuck thai hookers without a condom.

Thing is, I haven't made up my mind if I'm finally going to "have sex with a condom."
 

[SOMEPARTS]

Why would a cigar help? Because it relaxes you or calms your nerves? If that is the case, might your reaction to the vaccine be psychological as opposed to physical?

Oral fixation.

[Straw Man]

Did I touch a nerve?

Nope

I've told you before that I don't give a shit if you're queer