Koont Leet knew when she assumed the defensive position known as "The Turdle" (commonly known as "The Prime") that it would stop almost any attack. What she did NOT know nor expect was that her opponent, Poon Tang Yee was taught by He Whose Name Must Never Be Spoken...only "signed".
As such Poon Tang Yee had been trained at the sacred Schmoelin Temple in all the great styles including "Drunken Marty", "Hairy Henda", and most importantly, the deadly technique called the "Five Finger Balloon Knot Punch" aka..."The Kwon".
