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Darren Avey

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Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« on: May 26, 2021, 01:26:35 PM »
Imagine if this gets out!!!

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2021, 01:32:58 PM »
Imagine if this gets out!!!


Look out for big pickup trucks too.


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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2021, 01:41:44 PM »
Imagine if this gets out!!!

Given the size of the shaved ape shown, the deck height of the car shown and the fact that we're dealing with a guy who can't get past a window without having to admire his tats?

Even I in all my handicapableness, could get away. ;D  Maybe.  LOL!

I cannot imagine  a life spent staring at one's reflection all the while silently chanting to oneself, "U da Manz!" ad nauseum.  Yeah.  He be mo' famous than me. He be infamous, 'h' sheit.

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2021, 01:43:13 PM »
Look out for big pickup trucks too.



LOLLLL!!!

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2021, 01:50:29 PM »
What's with all the tardz showing off their cars/trucks? People supposed to care about someone's transportation?

Cutler has a new car video, Fouad and Dusty are constantly showing their trucks.
I just may embarrass them with my 2015, pollen covered Honda C-RV!  ::)
Extensions of their MIA junk?

I mean, "whats the deal with that"??


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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2021, 01:59:00 PM »
Who wears a short sleeved hoodie? ;D

I'd laugh in his face and tap my finger on the handle of my G43 i appendix carry daily, Doc Holiday style.




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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2021, 02:02:29 PM »
Cars are such a fucking waste of money. To me they are like shop tools- they get the job done and that's it.


Some of the newer technology is cool and worth it, like hybrids and all the safety features, so my next car will incorporate them eventually. But my current ride has 140,000 miles on it and still runs like the day I bought it- so why change?







 

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2021, 02:11:07 PM »
I remember reading a story about drivers and the types of cars they drive. I recall BMW drivers being the biggest assholes, the ones who will cut you off for no reason other than to be a Pos.

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2021, 02:37:48 PM »
What's with all the tardz showing off their cars/trucks? People supposed to care about someone's transportation?

Cutler has a new car video, Fouad and Dusty are constantly showing their trucks.
I just may embarrass them with my 2015, pollen covered Honda C-RV!  ::)
Extensions of their MIA junk?

I mean, "whats the deal with that"??



Expensive cars are easy to get.  You can lease them or you can rent them for photo session.

The poor blacks used to drive around in Cadillacs and lived in rented roach infested slum houses.


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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2021, 02:45:18 PM »
Expensive cars are easy to get.  You can lease them or you can rent them for photo session.

The poor blacks used to drive around in Cadillacs and lived in rented roach infested slum houses.

You can find a fancy BMW with 100k miles on it for $10k.

The problem is the maintenance on them is insane.

I know a lot of people who lease Merc/BMW.


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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2021, 03:05:20 PM »
Hi Darren !

If you walked into a spa where Lenny McLean and Martyn Ford were soaking in private hot tubs, whose bathwater would you prefer to drink ?

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2021, 03:10:41 PM »
Hi Darren !

If you walked into a spa where Lenny McLean and Martyn Ford were soaking in private hot tubs, whose bathwater would you prefer to drink ?

McLean is my hero whereas I HATE Ford

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2021, 03:14:45 PM »
McLean is my hero whereas I HATE Ford

Thank you Darren, you are awesome !

If we were standing next to each other it would look like this:

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2021, 03:15:11 PM »
I owned a BMW i8 and the interior is actually big. There are back seats non usable but it has a ton of leg room he could fit comfortably.
It's low but not that low but because of the ways the doors go up you kind of put one foot in and slide in.
Getting out way harder your kind of ducking the door. If your carrying anything like takeout and a drink you put your feet out and hop
like a seal going up to the beach. That part can make you look super goofy getting out of it. It was hybrid and pretty fast
with instant torque. But it pumped in fake exhaust noise which wasnt bad in the interior but quite as a ninja on the outside.
I went back to the roar of a combustible engine. But size wise he would have no problem once he was in it.

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2021, 03:18:07 PM »
I`d ball bat the pricks knee caps and tell him he`s been warned that jew muddafucker !!

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2021, 03:18:31 PM »
Who wears a short sleeved hoodie? ;D

I'd laugh in his face and tap my finger on the handle of my G43 i appendix carry daily, Doc Holiday style.

Hahaha sure you would ::)

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2021, 03:21:58 PM »
Hahaha sure you would ::)

Why wouldn't he? Ford's not tough, he's not a fighter. Just an insecure nerd who tries way too hard to be scary

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2021, 03:42:40 PM »
I owned a BMW i8 and the interior is actually big. There are back seats non usable but it has a ton of leg room he could fit comfortably.
It's low but not that low but because of the ways the doors go up you kind of put one foot in and slide in.
Getting out way harder your kind of ducking the door. If your carrying anything like takeout and a drink you put your feet out and hop
like a seal going up to the beach. That part can make you look super goofy getting out of it. It was hybrid and pretty fast
with instant torque. But it pumped in fake exhaust noise which wasnt bad in the interior but quite as a ninja on the outside.
I went back to the roar of a combustible engine. But size wise he would have no problem once he was in it.

For the record.

None of this ever happened.

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2021, 03:50:21 PM »
Outstanding fucking thread.
 ::)

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2021, 03:52:16 PM »
Outstanding fucking thread.
 ::)

I will wash your mouth out with soap, old man !

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2021, 03:54:01 PM »
I will wash your mouth out with soap, old man !
At my age,I`d look forward to that   LOL  ;D

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2021, 03:55:22 PM »
At my age,I`d look forward to that   LOL  ;D

Soap on a rope.

Tied around Goodrum’s waist.

Still looking forward to it ?

LOL

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2021, 04:01:56 PM »
Soap on a rope.

Tied around Goodrum’s waist.

Still looking forward to it ?

LOL
AAAAAhhhhhh.....I think I`ll pass.   ;D

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2021, 04:09:59 PM »
Soap on a rope.

Tied around Goodrum’s waist.

Still looking forward to it ?

LOL

Lol like you’re going to find a rope long enough for that.....

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2021, 04:13:54 PM »
Lol like you’re going to find a rope long enough for that.....

Well....soap on an ocean liner anchor chain just doesn’t have the same ring to it ?

Do you think you could load liquid soap into empty shotgun shells ?