Bhank...Getbig Rookie of the Year?

[Flexacon]

Yes. Bhank has my vote.

I've enjoyed the brief glimpses we've had into his mid-life crises. Keep up the good Sir.

Do we have a team Bhank yet?

[IroNat]

Yes. Bhank has my vote.

I've enjoyed the brief glimpses we've had into his mid-life crises. Keep up the good Sir.

Do we have a team Bhank yet?

Classic case of mid-life crisis.

[Kwon]

[LurkerNoMore]

It takes years of excellence to become a Hall Of Famer (like myself)
He will never make it.

People inducted into the GB Hall of  Fame usually have contributed to the board somehow.  Maybe they are liked by the majority.  Maybe they are funny and witty.  Or have made a permanent contribution to the GB vernacular or phrase (HTH, I don't take kindly to disrespect, etc..) or cemented their status through some kind infamous act (the bunny suit, SMM being completely exposed, SF meltdown)...   

You haven't done anything.  Nobody has even taken time to serve a noteworthy owning on your ass simply because you are so inconsequential.

[King Shizzo]

People inducted into the GB Hall of  Fame usually have contributed to the board somehow.  Maybe they are liked by the majority.  Maybe they are funny and witty.  Or have made a permanent contribution to the GB vernacular or phrase (HTH, I don't take kindly to disrespect, etc..) or cemented their status through some kind infamous act (the bunny suit, SMM being completely exposed, SF meltdown)...   

You haven't done anything.  Nobody has even taken time to serve a noteworthy owning on your ass simply because you are so inconsequential.

You should go back to lurking.....

[AbrahamG]

People inducted into the GB Hall of  Fame usually have contributed to the board somehow.  Maybe they are liked by the majority.  Maybe they are funny and witty.  Or have made a permanent contribution to the GB vernacular or phrase (HTH, I don't take kindly to disrespect, etc..) or cemented their status through some kind infamous act (the bunny suit, SMM being completely exposed, SF meltdown)...   

You haven't done anything.  Nobody has even taken time to serve a noteworthy owning on your ass simply because you are so inconsequential.

What exactly was the SF meltdown?  I am not familiar.  Also, does Shizzo not get any credit for faking his own death or getting sloppy drunk, sucking a cock(s) and boasting about it for all to hear?  Maybe we need a commission to lay out all the criteria for the GB HOF.   

[wes]

Does Shizzo not get any credit for faking his own death or getting sloppy drunk, sucking a cock(s) and boasting about it for all to hear?  Maybe we need a commission to lay out all the criteria for the GB HOF.   

[Walter Sobchak]

What exactly was the SF meltdown?  I am not familiar.  Also, does Shizzo not get any credit for faking his own death or getting sloppy drunk, sucking a cock(s) and boasting about it for all to hear?  Maybe we need a commission to lay out all the criteria for the GB HOF.   

The Getbig HOF is like the MLB HOF and it has unwritten rules for entry:

MLB HOF
3,000 hits = In
600 home runs = In
300 Wins = In
Steroid User = Out

For Getbig the criteria is a little more fluid:

Getbig HOF
Good Long Term Post Content = In
Funny, Witty, and Original Posts = In
Training and Nutrition Related Posts = In
Extraordinary Photoshop Skills = In
Suck a Cock = Out
Fake Your Death =Out
Self Appoint Yourself as a Mod = Out
Anoint Yourself as Royalty = Out

So as always, Shizzo remains a fat, drunken idiot on the outside looking in.

[AbrahamG]

The Getbig HOF is like the MLB HOF and it has unwritten rules for entry:

MLB HOF
3,000 hits = In
600 home runs = In
300 Wins = In
Steroid User = Out

For Getbig the criteria is a little more fluid:

Getbig HOF
Good Long Term Post Content = In
Funny, Witty, and Original Posts = In
Training and Nutrition Related Posts = In
Extraordinary Photoshop Skills = In
Suck a Cock = Out
Fake Your Death =Out
Self Appoint Yourself as a Mod = Out
Anoint Yourself as Royalty = Out

So as always, Shizzo remains a fat, drunken idiot on the outside looking in.

That clears things up considerably.  What is the precedent on glory holes?

[Walter Sobchak]

That clears things up considerably.  What is the precedent on glory holes?

It’s like the ruling for a touchdown.

If the ball breaks the plane of the goal line = touchdown

If a penis breaks the plane of your mouth line = Out

[Henda]

The Getbig HOF is like the MLB HOF and it has unwritten rules for entry:

MLB HOF
3,000 hits = In
600 home runs = In
300 Wins = In
Steroid User = Out

For Getbig the criteria is a little more fluid:

Getbig HOF
Good Long Term Post Content = In
Funny, Witty, and Original Posts = In
Training and Nutrition Related Posts = In
Extraordinary Photoshop Skills = In
Suck a Cock = Out
Fake Your Death =Out
Self Appoint Yourself as a Mod = Out
Anoint Yourself as Royalty = Out

So as always, Shizzo remains a fat, drunken idiot on the outside looking in.

Hahaha great list

[King Shizzo]

The Getbig HOF is like the MLB HOF and it has unwritten rules for entry:

MLB HOF
3,000 hits = In
600 home runs = In
300 Wins = In
Steroid User = Out

For Getbig the criteria is a little more fluid:

Getbig HOF
Good Long Term Post Content = In
Funny, Witty, and Original Posts = In
Training and Nutrition Related Posts = In
Extraordinary Photoshop Skills = In
Suck a Cock = Out
Fake Your Death =Out
Self Appoint Yourself as a Mod = Out
Anoint Yourself as Royalty = Out

So as always, Shizzo remains a fat, drunken idiot on the outside looking in.

[AbrahamG]

It’s like the ruling for a touchdown.

If the ball breaks the plane of the goal line = touchdown

If a penis breaks the plane of your mouth line = Out

This needs to go in a manual.  Getbig for Dummies. 

[Primemuscle]

I just wanted a little extra motivation so I could do my rehab after tearing my pec. Then y'all started talking shit and now we are all on the road to 3 bills together.

I've not heard this saying before. What does it mean?

[Body-Buildah]

I've not hear this saying before. What does it mean?

GoS (gallons of semen)

Bill Smith
Bill Jones
Bill Milton Osborne    (3 guys he guzzled the gallons of semen from at the 'Holes of Glory'.

[wes]

This needs to go in a manual.  Getbig for Dummies. 

We sell them for $1.98.....gimme your coinage and I`ll send you a copy with a preface by tommywishbone.

[bhank]

I've not hear this saying before. What does it mean?

300lbs

[IroNat]

The Getbig HOF is like the MLB HOF and it has unwritten rules for entry:

MLB HOF
3,000 hits = In
600 home runs = In
300 Wins = In
Steroid User = Out

For Getbig the criteria is a little more fluid:

Getbig HOF
Good Long Term Post Content = In
Funny, Witty, and Original Posts = In
Training and Nutrition Related Posts = In
Extraordinary Photoshop Skills = In
Suck a Cock = Out
Fake Your Death =Out
Self Appoint Yourself as a Mod = Out
Anoint Yourself as Royalty = Out

So as always, Shizzo remains a fat, drunken idiot on the outside looking in.

[LurkerNoMore]

You should go back to lurking.....

You should go back to dying.

[King Shizzo]

You should go back to dying.

[joswift]

I've not heard this saying before. What does it mean?

Sounds like something dj181 would say.

[AbrahamG]

We sell them for $1.98.....gimme your coinage and I`ll send you a copy with a preface by tommywishbone.

Deal.  Is the preface by Thomas Wishbone a limited edition?

[Walter Sobchak]

You should go back to dying.

Now that’s going to leave a mark.

[bhank]

Sounds like something dj181 would say.

My college buddy who competed as  heavyweight in NPC collegiate nationals as a teenager used to say he just wanted to get his 3 bills then he was going to quit. He was about 260lbs at his heaviest in college. He died a few years ago.

[wes]

Deal.  Is the preface by Thomas Wishbone a limited edition?

It`s the coveted First Edition with a duplicated line on page 13.