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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #100 on: June 09, 2021, 11:16:35 AM »
Kerry update -

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You can find other pics of her online, she's holding it together.

Yeah it's understandable why he chose to upgrade to the Latina big butt chick. lol

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #101 on: June 09, 2021, 04:49:26 PM »
Yeah it's understandable why he chose to upgrade to the Latina big butt chick. lol

He probably got sick of having to fuck through sheets so he went with a shiksa. 

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #102 on: June 09, 2021, 05:15:13 PM »
He probably got sick of having to fuck through sheets so he went with a shiksa.

Joke scores highly on the cultural awareness:offensiveness ratio scale - nicely played  :D
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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #103 on: June 09, 2021, 05:15:58 PM »
Yep, the rumor was Jay's friend/assistant was getting sweet on Kerry, and maybe something happened. It was the young black dude with braids that was in tons of Jay's videos, then disappeared. He did a few physique (boardshorts) shows that I think Jay coached him for. I forget his name, but it might of started with an A or a J, someone will remember it.

LOL, those rumors weren't real.  We started them on Getbig.  Jay actually left Kerri for the Mexican asst who use to pick hairs off of his back for those who remember her. Now, he is with a surgically enhanced Mexican like Jeff Bezos.  White men are doing the same dumb shit as black men.  No way I'd leave Kerri (high earner, super educated, overall decent looks, and an insurance policy your offspring end up with a respectable IQ) over a low-end Mexican woman.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #104 on: June 09, 2021, 05:20:11 PM »
LOL, those rumors weren't real.  We started them on Getbig.  Jay actually left Kerri for the Mexican asst who use to pick hairs off of his back for those who remember her. Now, he is with a surgically enhanced Mexican like Jeff Bezos.  White men are doing the same dumb shit as black men.  No way I'd leave Kerri (high earner, super educated, overall decent looks, and an insurance policy your offspring end up with a respectable IQ) over a low-end Mexican woman.

She would even pop his back zits  :-X

That dude with the braids was Marc Anthony. Nice guy, but a proud metrosexual  :-X

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #105 on: June 09, 2021, 05:20:29 PM »
LOL, those rumors weren't real.  We started them on Getbig.  Jay actually left Kerri for the Mexican asst who use to pick hairs off of his back for those who remember her. Now, he is with a surgically enhanced Mexican like Jeff Bezos.  White men are doing the same dumb shit as black men.  No way I'd leave Kerri (high earner, super educated, overall decent looks, and an insurance policy your offspring end up with a respectable IQ) over a low-end Mexican woman.

A low end vegas bartender that has nothing going for her but top notch gold digging skills to land someone like Jay, who provides her the lifestyle she dreams about

Even Jay is better off with that pimple popping girl after Kerri

This one just lounges at the house all day like she’s the real house wives of vegas




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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #106 on: June 09, 2021, 06:40:09 PM »
A low end vegas bartender that has nothing going for her but top notch gold digging skills to land someone like Jay, who provides her the lifestyle she dreams about

The truth shall set you free.


It amazes me people on here believe the Anthony stories we made up though.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #107 on: June 09, 2021, 08:18:53 PM »
LOL, those rumors weren't real.  We started them on Getbig.  Jay actually left Kerri for the Mexican asst who use to pick hairs off of his back for those who remember her. Now, he is with a surgically enhanced Mexican like Jeff Bezos.  White men are doing the same dumb shit as black men.  No way I'd leave Kerri (high earner, super educated, overall decent looks, and an insurance policy your offspring end up with a respectable IQ) over a low-end Mexican woman.

I know but it's a better story ;D.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #108 on: June 09, 2021, 09:40:58 PM »



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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2021, 09:50:13 PM »
LOL, those rumors weren't real.  We started them on Getbig.  Jay actually left Kerri for the Mexican asst who use to pick hairs off of his back for those who remember her. Now, he is with a surgically enhanced Mexican like Jeff Bezos.  White men are doing the same dumb shit as black men.  No way I'd leave Kerri (high earner, super educated, overall decent looks, and an insurance policy your offspring end up with a respectable IQ) over a low-end Mexican woman.

Mexicana's are the best in bed and love to care for you.

Jay has had it all, he's obviously choosing a spicy whore who pleases him in any way over some dog faced pale skin who is halfway successful.

Super educated women with high level jobs are usually cunts who are very demanding and entitled.

Physical excitement wins out every single time once you are independently wealthy.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2021, 10:16:05 PM »
Mexicana's are the best in bed and love to care for you.

Jay has had it all, he's obviously choosing a spicy whore who pleases him in any way over some dog faced pale skin who is halfway successful.

Super educated women with high level jobs are usually cunts who are very demanding and entitled.

Physical excitement wins out every single time once you are independently wealthy.

So what you’re really saying is that your wife is a 400 pound, uneducated, brokeass Mexican, with a pussy that smells like week old guacamole.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2021, 10:59:31 PM »
So what you’re really saying is that your wife is a 400 pound, uneducated, brokeass Mexican, with a pussy that smells like week old guacamole.

What i'm saying is that my GF is a 130 pound, CPA, with a brokeass family, who has a pussy that smells like a fresh steaming plate of tamales covered in mole sauce.

I'd lick her asshole clean after she ran a marathon.  ;D

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2021, 11:11:42 PM »
What i'm saying is that my GF is a 130 pound, CPA, with a brokeass family, who has a pussy that smells like a fresh steaming plate of tamales covered in mole sauce.

I'd lick her asshole clean after she ran a marathon.  ;D
can I see her mole colored asshole? Just need to verify the worthiness

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #113 on: June 10, 2021, 01:20:50 AM »
Mexicana's are the best in bed and love to care for you.

Jay has had it all, he's obviously choosing a spicy whore who pleases him in any way over some dog faced pale skin who is halfway successful.

Super educated women with high level jobs are usually cunts who are very demanding and entitled.

Physical excitement wins out every single time once you are independently wealthy.



Cubans, Puerto Rican’s, Colombians, Venezuelan’s, Brazilians are far far better, the less Aztec looking, the better

If you are going to go all out craziness, go big or go home

verdammter Idiot ;D

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #114 on: June 10, 2021, 04:22:50 AM »
What i'm saying is that my GF is a 130 pound, CPA, with a brokeass family, who has a pussy that smells like a fresh steaming plate of tamales covered in mole sauce.

I'd lick her asshole clean after she ran a marathon.  ;D

Great visual and olfactory imagery.


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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #115 on: June 10, 2021, 07:24:42 AM »
What i'm saying is that my GF is a 130 pound, CPA, with a brokeass family, who has a pussy that smells like a fresh steaming plate of tamales covered in mole sauce.

I'd lick her asshole clean after she ran a marathon.  ;D
Now I`m hungry again !!

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #116 on: June 10, 2021, 07:49:29 AM »
Colombians, Venezuelan’s, Brazilians are far far better, the less Aztec looking, the better

Nailed it.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #117 on: June 10, 2021, 07:53:40 AM »
What i'm saying is that my GF is a 130 pound, CPA, with a brokeass family, who has a pussy that smells like a fresh steaming plate of tamales covered in mole sauce.

I'd lick her asshole clean after she ran a marathon.  ;D

Sure.

And bhank’s stories are true too.

Yup.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #118 on: June 10, 2021, 08:04:58 AM »
Joke scores highly on the cultural awareness:offensiveness ratio scale - nicely played  :D

Please elaborate, why would he have to fuck through sheets with Kerry Cutlery?
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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #119 on: June 10, 2021, 08:34:27 AM »
Please elaborate, why would he have to fuck through sheets with Kerry Cutlery?

Put the little boy down and read up on Orthodox Jews.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #120 on: June 10, 2021, 08:41:53 AM »
So Kerry was an Orthodox Jew?

Always thought she was an Orthodontist.
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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #121 on: June 10, 2021, 09:39:22 AM »
So Kerry was an Orthodox Jew?

Always thought she was an Orthodontist.
no she’s fancy feast moist and meaty with real chunks of tuna.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #122 on: June 10, 2021, 09:41:43 AM »


Cubans, Puerto Rican’s, Colombians, Venezuelan’s, Brazilians are far far better, the less Aztec looking, the better

If you are going to go all out craziness, go big or go home

verdammter Idiot ;D

verdammte mexikanische bauern

I have a friend who married a woman from Venezuela and he thought he died and woke up in heaven w her sex drive and caring about him, and cleaning the house, cooking etc. 

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #123 on: June 10, 2021, 10:39:47 AM »


Cubans, Puerto Rican’s, Colombians, Venezuelan’s, Brazilians are far far better, the less Aztec looking, the better

If you are going to go all out craziness, go big or go home

I don't mind the Aztec look, just stay away from Guatemala and Honduras.

Most northern Mexicans from Chihuahua, Sinaloa and Sonora areas are build very well, not fat and have dark skin.

Cubans and Puerto Ricans are crazy bitches, i've dated a few and they are mean as hell.

I lived in Venezuela for almost 2 years, the women there are smoking hot, but finding a good one is difficult here in the states.

El Salvadorian women are excellent as well.

Mexican women will do anything for you if they really like you. They say Mexican men are oversexed and i understand why.  Of course they can be spicy and mean, but if you are nice to them and treat them with respect they will worship you.

Machismo men in Mexico are prevailing, they treat women like shit, like second class citizens. It's still like this today and they are very open about it.  Women are only there to cook, clean, take care of the kids and fuck. You see a lot of huge families. That's why you see all these Mexicana's going after Americans.

As my GF's mother told me, "Mexican men like their women like their guns, loaded and sitting in the corner." ;D

I've been chasing Mexicana's for the last 8 years. They are my kryptonite.

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Re: Jay Cutler's girlfriend has butt implants?
« Reply #124 on: June 10, 2021, 10:48:26 AM »
I have a friend who married a woman from Venezuela and he thought he died and woke up in heaven w her sex drive and caring about him, and cleaning the house, cooking etc.

When i lived in Venezuela i dated a very "rural" lady, she was a few years older than me and had a 5 year old daughter. Grew up in a small country town and worked as a tailor.

I swear every single day was like living like a king, she just took care of everything and never complained. She lived with her parents, every morning at 7am she would come over, clean the house up, wash clothes, make me breakfast and stay there until i returned from work. At 10pm she went home, rinse repeat. Never complained once, never asked for money. Told me i was the first guy she dated who didn't treat her like a dog. Kind of crazy to think about.

She had no interest in leaving, said she would always live there to take care of her parents.