A message to a member.....he knows who he is

[Walter Sobchak]

Im guessing they'll be replacing the Sandow statue at York Barbell with a BHank statue?  Pink-pencil poking out, and all.
And the new Mr. O statue, guys will be saying "Im trying to win a Sandow Bhank"

That gimmick loves the cawk.

When he is eating his microwaved peach cobbler he is thinking about eating Shizzo’s hairy ass.

And he’s bald….that’s worse than being black, gay, and broke.

Bald, homeless skinny twink who smells like his mom’s two week old adult diapers.

[bhank]

I have this weird feeling that back in 1903 guys didn`t know too much about exercise/training and had very few workout machines if any.......the only thing they did similar to what you do is eat like shit......they didn`t have the nutritional knowledge we have today by a long shot...........what`s your excuse ?

I am not the one who made the comparison but I do look way better than him at my age so I don't need an excuse

[Walter Sobchak]

I am not the one who made the comparison but I do look way better than him at my age so I don't need an excuse

$2K a month on underground gear and you still only weigh 190 with 16 inch arms.

But I will bet your sphincter is the size of the Holland Tunnel.

Bald homo.

[bhank]

$2K a month on underground gear and you still only weigh 190 with 16 inch arms.

But I will bet your sphincter is the size of the Holland Tunnel.

Bald homo.

I am literally 220lbs this very moment

[Walter Sobchak]

I am literally 220lbs this very moment

You’re bald.

You wear a combover.

Your arms are as tiny as Mike O’Hearns gonads.

$2K a month on gear and you look like a homeless AIDS patient.

[bhank]

You’re bald.

You wear a combover.

Your arms are as tiny as Mike O’Hearns gonads.

$2K a month on gear and you look like a homeless AIDS patient.

I am sorry how have you determined I spend 2k a month on gear??? I tape 19 inches pumped and over 18.5 cold

[Walter Sobchak]

LOL 

Wes, in all your years of training have you ever seen a guy claim he weighs 220 and he has the arms of a 13 year old girl?

Maybe semen ingestion stunts arm growth?

[Walter Sobchak]

I am sorry how have you determined I spend 2k a month on gear??? I tape 19 inches pumped and over 18.5 cold

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Matt C’s 350 lb bench
Gimmick bhank’s 19” arms

None of these exist.

Baldy.

[bhank]

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Matt C’s 350 lb bench
Gimmick bhank’s 19” arms

None of these exist.

Baldy.

There is literally a video posted above showing me taping out at 19 wtf are you talking about. I have also done multiple video weigh ins as high as 231lbs so again wtf are you talking about??? Do I need the Nevada state athletic commission to certify it? I even show the back of the tape and around the arm so you can see nothing funny is going on

[Humble Narcissist]

That gimmick loves the cawk.

When he is eating his microwaved peach cobbler he is thinking about eating Shizzo’s hairy ass.

And he’s bald….that’s worse than being black, gay, and broke.

Bald, homeless skinny twink who smells like his mom’s two week old adult diapers.

I don't know, I think I'd rather be bald than black, gay or broke.

[Phantom Spunker]

I don't know, I think I'd rather be bald than black, gay or broke.

You could turn into Goodrum and be all four.

[bhank]

I don't know, I think I'd rather be bald than black, gay or broke.

Great point 1000%

[LurkerNoMore]

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[Humble Narcissist]

You could turn into Goodrum and be all four.

[bhank]

Now @DailyGains

[wes]

Wes, in all your years of training have you ever seen a guy claim he weighs 220 and he has the arms of a 13 year old girl?

Maybe semen ingestion stunts arm growth?

He doesn`t look much bigger than me and certainly not better.

[Humble Narcissist]

He doesn`t look much bigger than me and certainly not better.

Yeah, but do you have a 147 IQ?

[bhank]

Yeah, but do you have a 147 IQ?

Someone brought it up. Pre 1995 SAT scores can be used for IQ as can GMAT scores. Both my SAT and GMAT 5 years later matched up with a 147. Additionally I was 99th percentile 130 ASVAB which at the time was the highest score you could get I did not miss a question. I have a CFA in addition to a degree in Finance. You may disagree with me most do but I am not slow.

The public school also insisted I be tested as a child in 3rd grade since apparently they felt I was overly disagreeable didn't behave and might be retarded. That test had me at a 142 and I deliberately answered questions wrong

I didn't even have the books much less a pen or stay awake and take any notes or do any homework ever in high school or University. I barely showed up other than on exam days. I taught myself calculus one night over a 6 pack of beer before the final. I still passed and got all my degrees I even had an academic scholarship my freshman year of college

[Humble Narcissist]

Someone brought it up. Pre 1995 SAT scores can be used for IQ as can GMAT scores. Both my SAT and GMAT 5 years later matched up with a 147. Additionally I was 99th percentile 130 ASVAB which at the time was the highest score you could get I did not miss a question. I have a CFA in addition to a degree in Finance. You may disagree with me most do but I am not slow.

The public school also insisted I be tested as a child in 3rd grade since apparently they felt I was overly disagreeable didn't behave and might be retarded. That test had me at a 142 and I deliberately answered questions wrong

I didn't even have the books much less a pen or stay awake and take any notes or do any homework ever in high school or University. I barely showed up other than on exam days. I taught myself calculus one night over a 6 pack of beer before the final. I still passed and got all my degrees I even had an academic scholarship my freshman year of college

You are absolutely amazing.  How much for an autograph?

[bhank]

You are absolutely amazing.  How much for an autograph?

Again I was not bragging but someone mentioned my IQ and yes it is 147. We have all been standardized tested multiple times throughout our lives. That and 2 dollars gets me a soda it doesn't mean much when you are 43 years old what you did with it is what matters but since someone asked I felt the need to defend myself.

[Walter Sobchak]

Again I was not bragging but someone mentioned my IQ and yes it is 147. We have all been standardized tested multiple times throughout our lives. That and 2 dollars gets me a soda it doesn't mean much when you are 43 years old what you did with it is what matters but since someone asked I felt the need to defend myself.

Your 87 IQ couldn’t keep you from going bald.

And is apparently keeping your arms under 16”

[IroNat]

Bhank,
How come your punctuation is awful if you're so smart?

[Walter Sobchak]

Bhank,
How come your punctuation is awful if you're so smart?

How come he looks like a bald, homeless AIDS patient?

Because he is.

[bhank]

Bhank,
How come your punctuation is awful if you're so smart?

How come you need punctuation to read if you are so smart? This isn't a damn paper for class you can figure it out just fine

[Walter Sobchak]

How come you need punctuation to read if you are so smart? This isn't a damn paper for class you can figure it out just fine

Bhank the male crank yanker….

Bald with a 185 lb bench press.

Matt C will be so disappointed.