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Getbiggers give career advice
« on: July 11, 2021, 03:26:23 AM »
Peter, 62 years old, in Washington, writes to the Getbig mail box:

I lived my whole life as a heterosexual married man and now I am about to retire. I have been curious towards sex with men, but I have not acted it out. When I retire, I will have more time for various activities, so I have pondered to become a soggy old queer. Can someone on Getbig give me advice for how to achieve this?

Primemuscle answers:

I think you have what it takes to become a soggy old queer but there are several steps to take:
Disregard your marriage. Sneak out and get some gloryhole cock. The more the better. At first, you might find it a little difficult to take cock up the ass, through the glory hole, since standing in that position can be quite straining for your knees and your back, but I promise you it will get easier after a while.

The "soggy old queer" emblem is not easy to achieve on Getbig. You need to really have a lot of forum members hate you in order to consistently get that title. I am an expert at trolling, so I would recommend going after people such as Pellius and bhank, who are heterosexual, and just bombard them with a never ending string of homosexual comments and homosexual compliments. When they reply back, you either ignore them or engage in a tiresome discourse such as  "why is that homosexual"? or "why does that offend you"  ? After a while, everyone on Getbig will ignore you and you can continue with your sad, old perverted posts.

I am able to help you further over PM, and perhaps also train you in the glory hole, but I would need to see a lot of pics of you first, including of your nipples.

Hugs and kisses

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2021, 03:37:34 AM »
 :P

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2021, 03:42:04 AM »
Hahahaha

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2021, 04:10:21 AM »
Getbig is a brutal and unforgiving place.
Only the strong survive

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2021, 04:19:37 AM »
Getbig is a brutal and unforgiving place.
Only the strong survive

read and learn, bhank!

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2021, 04:23:25 AM »
read and learn, bhank!

I'm worried about Bhank. His seems to be descending into beta-liberalism.

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2021, 04:38:12 AM »
I'm worried about Bhank. His seems to be descending into beta-liberalism.

Not seeing a need to cold clock a disruptful walmart shopper doesn't make me a beta liberal

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2021, 05:47:19 AM »
Not seeing a need to cold clock a disruptful walmart shopper doesn't make me a beta liberal
cold clocking your exwife makes you makes you a what?

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2021, 01:18:35 PM »
Getbig is a brutal and unforgiving place.
Only the strong survive

GetBiggers would make great Marsians !.

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Re: Getbiggers give career advice
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2021, 01:28:52 PM »
cold clocking your exwife makes you makes you a what?

Not really the same situation.  Bhank wasn’t on duty and I’m sure whatever the circumstances were he was likely starving and wasting away so it literally became a matter of life and death. The fact this woman is still alive after interfering with his anabolic window shows how compassionate Bhank is. These law enforcement officers can learn from his example.