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FitnessFrenzy

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How would bhank survive here?
« on: July 16, 2021, 05:08:38 AM »
No selfies
No peach cobblers
No bodybuilding drugs
No race cars
No Getbig
Not getting 10.000 calories per day

How would bhank survive in a prison such as this one?


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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2021, 05:10:46 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 16, 2021, 05:08:38 AM
No selfies
No peach cobblers
No bodybuilding drugs
No race cars
No Getbig
Not getting 10.000 calories per day

How would bhank survive in a prison such as this one?




I wouldn't be there in the first place
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2021, 05:16:53 AM »
Sharia Law in Indonesia...allowed to beat the wimmens.  ;)
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2021, 06:34:56 AM »
Man is a creature that can get accustomed to anything, and I think that is the best definition of him.

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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2021, 06:37:04 AM »
Bhank would be eating the other prisoners for nutrients and doing thousands of calisthenics each day and get more HUGE.
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2021, 06:51:01 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 16, 2021, 06:37:04 AM
Bhank would be eating the other prisoners for nutrients and doing thousands of calisthenics each day and get more HUGE.

Oh absolutely cannibalism was my first thought if I can't get money in to buy food. I am Jamestown Society my ancestors have done this before. I am going to get my calories and my reps one way or another. Honestly though I think you can bribe the guards and be living in Peach Cobbler..

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/130501-jamestown-cannibalism-archeology-science

http://www.jamestowne.org/
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TheShape.

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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2021, 09:23:37 AM »
Plenary of dicks to suck, he’d find enough to meet his protein goals.
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2021, 12:04:49 PM »
Quote from: TheShape. on July 16, 2021, 09:23:37 AM
Plenary of dicks to suck, he’d find enough to meet his protein goals.

PLENARY!


Been a while since someone used that here on Getbig!
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2021, 05:00:04 PM »
Quote from: bhank on July 16, 2021, 06:51:01 AM
Oh absolutely cannibalism was my first thought if I can't get money in to buy food. I am Jamestown Society my ancestors have done this before. I am going to get my calories and my reps one way or another. Honestly though I think you can bribe the guards and be living in Peach Cobbler..

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/130501-jamestown-cannibalism-archeology-science

http://www.jamestowne.org/

Peach cobbler.....is that what you have named your asshole?
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2021, 06:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2021, 12:04:49 PM
PLENARY!


Been a while since someone used that here on Getbig!
Autocorrect unfortunately, although “a plethora of cocks” would work nicely here too
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Re: How would bhank survive here?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2021, 06:39:29 PM »
Bhank most likely has type O blood being white so he would be the lone survivor when covid gets brought in by one of the guards
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