Jesus man my forearms are 16 inches. I have pressed 350 for reps. I am probably twice your size

You’re bald.
You’re blowing up your heart.
You’re juiced to the gills.
You’re a wifebeater
You’re bald.
You’re a manlet.
You have no thickness or muscle mass.
You’re an attention whore with some type of mental deficiency.
I’m waiting for you to post from your hospital bed.
We’ve all seen this play out before.
You’re bald and a short arse.