Stop trying to “explain” how big your neck his. The pics say it all.
So true. It occurs to me that by comparison to bhank, I'm a skinny and wrinkled 'twink' and yet my neck (wait, gonna measure it to be sure) is 17" with no fat or double chins. I weigh (wait, gotta get on the regular scale to be sure) is 176.5 lbs. wearing shorts with empty pockets, a T-shirt and flip-flops...oh, and hearing aids, glasses and a thong (I'll leave my dick measurement to folks with "pretty 6.125" ones, like Matt).

Oh, and if I stand up straight which is difficult when you are as old as I am, I am 5'10"....maybe. I should also mention that I am bald, but hair doesn't weigh that much and bhank doesn't have that much so.....that's 'even-steven'.