For real - don't you care about getting in shape just once in your life to where you can be proud of what you accomplished? Anyone can be a jaba the hut, but it takes work, discipline, and dedication to get somewhere like being on a stage, even if it seems vain and gay, etc.
I know you mean well, but apparently you are so into yourself, that you miss what everyone around you, says.
I've been in shape. Of all people, you should know that. Dude, I have been addicted to dieting/working out. People are starting to realize that it might be as unhealthy as other addictions. If you are happy and healthy, then great. Nobody wants a preacher, unless we go to church. Learn the difference.