Yes. One of my only real regrets in life, not fucking a midget.
Best looking dwarf ive seen
Ummmmmmmmm...No. No freakin' way! Ever! I was at an outdoor self-service car wash decades ago where I looked at the booth next to me and there was blonde midgie lady in a bikini. She looked at me and smiled and waved at me to come over and it was as if gravity had tripled where I stood.I know most of you are thinking like Deadpool right now...You know..."It's gonna look HUGE in...". I don't care. It's one of those things that never entered into my taxonomy of "fantasies" or "buck list" things. I can only say that I have been to munchkin land a few times but never dated a little lady. Nope. Not ever gonna happen.
My girlfriend is just a smidge over 4'10". Sometimes I look at photos of us and it gives me panic attacks. Am I dating an actual disabled person? Is she a legal midget?
Reminds me of the time I rear ended a car in a gas station. A midget got out and said, "I'm not happy." I said, "Which dwarf are you then?"
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I might consider dating her short term.
It's a no for me. Once she wrapped her fat sausage fingers around my dick it is going to tuck it's head like a turtle.