WYHI (pocket edition)

[The Scott]

She's not a dwarf.  Very hot.

Facially she reminds me of Scarlett Johansson.  At first glance, I thought she was missing the lower half of both legs.  John would've gone crazy over her as she's perfect for him.  And yes, quite lovely! 

[Phantom Spunker]

so you are attracted to females who are the size of a child . . .

This female, yeah. You still hurt because I laughed at you for shagging men in Thailand? Lol.

[Taffin]

The ladies on a little night out recently



4,1,3,5,2 

[Henda]

The ladies on a little night out recently



4,1,3,5,2 

Haha is the thing on the right even a dwarf?

2,1,4,3,5

[Taffin]

Haha is the thing on the right even a dwarf?

2,1,4,3,5

Haha - I dunno man, maybe she's the good witch and these are all her munchkins or something..? )




As an aside...

I got the first 'dancing dwarf' as a random thing, so then clicked through on to a couple of 'small ladies' feeds to get some initial pics for this thread... But NOW, about a third of my newsfeed seems to be busty dwarves and midgets in skimpy undies.  My Wife is going to have an opinion on this, for sure...  Still, I suppose it's better than when she saw me zooming in on O'Hearns empty nutsack the other week!

[Humble Narcissist]

The ladies on a little night out recently



4,1,3,5,2 

#4?  You must like tall women.

[lightweight83]

Anyone who wouldn't fuck the girl in the video is suspect as fu*k! LOL! Cute face, epic rack and curvy as all hell. 
Hooking up with a cute midget is definitely on my bucket list, but sadly I doubt it will ever happen, since I've only seen a few in my entire life and none of them were even remotely good looking. 
On a side note my ex was 4'11", does that almost count?

[The Scott]

Oh lord but I feel so bad for these folk.  I really do.  I mean, they're not as bad off as Goodrum but that's of little consolation. 

[Andy Griffin]

Oh lord but I feel so bad for these folk.  I really do.  I mean, they're not as bad off as Goodrum but that's of little consolation.

I personally like Goodrum but that's funny stuff.

[Humble Narcissist]

Anyone who wouldn't fuck the girl in the video is suspect as fu*k! LOL! Cute face, epic rack and curvy as all hell. 
Hooking up with a cute midget is definitely on my bucket list, but sadly I doubt it will ever happen, since I've only seen a few in my entire life and none of them were even remotely good looking. 
On a side note my ex was 4'11", does that almost count?

I can think of a million things I would rather do than hook up with a midget.

[Taffin]

Oh lord but I feel so bad for these folk.  I really do.  I mean, they're not as bad off as Goodrum but that's of little consolation.

 

Scott don't - at least not for a lot of them I've posted on here.  Reason being, they have their own equivalent to 'schmoe's, meaning the internet enables a jet-set life style that they wouldn't have had many years ago

Although God-only knows what they do on their OnlyFans feed!

[joswift]

Scott don't - at least not for a lot of them I've posted on here. Reason being, they have their own equivalent to 'schmoe's, meaning the internet enables a jet-set life style that they wouldn't have had many years ago

Although God-only knows what they do on their OnlyFans feed!

surely they would need less money being smaller

[Andy Griffin]

surely they would need less money being smaller

Half dollars are most welcome with these gals.

[falco]

Can they handle a normal sized penis?

[Humble Narcissist]

Can they handle a normal sized penis?

I would think so seeing as their asses are as big as a normal womans'.

[Taffin]

surely they would need less money being smaller

Hahaha - what, like cheaper meals cos they eat less?  And kids clothes...

Can they handle a normal sized penis?

Asking for a friend..?

[Taffin]

Can they handle a normal sized penis?

Following further research, I can confirm that the lady at the top of this thread can indeed handle what looks like a plus 10 incher with ease

God bless Reddit and their NSFW midget area! 

[deadz]

Would rail her all night.