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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2025, 10:22:00 AM »
If you took him up on it he would phone the authourites and tell them you threatened his wife
  I could run 5km, wrestle him at the finish line going 30 percent and beat him easily today. He's pumping the lightest weights at the gym and calling out Getbig. GTFO.

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2025, 10:26:49 AM »
He reminds me of those oddball martial arts guys that pump themselves up about how their aura will protect them and defeat their enemies then gets the shit kicked out of him when a real martial artist shows up. Still talks after his ass kicking about how there was static in the air and a northwestern wind stole his aura.
LOL  ;D

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2025, 10:29:17 AM »
I love the bit about nobody would wrestle him

Mike Tyson meanwhile got fights at that age
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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2025, 10:34:48 AM »
You are factually incorrect on literally every statement you made.

I am 47 years old. I am going to Law School. I don't need to fight anyone. I am not mad at the world. Life is good. But make no mistake I can tackle a fucking bear.

1) Why would you fight a bear that is fucking?  That's just rude

2) Winnie the Pooh doesn't count as a bear you could tackle (even if it weren't fucking)

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #79 on: February 09, 2025, 10:36:03 AM »

Brian, serious question: what makes you the so-called baddest guy in the valley? List your credentials.

What we know of you is that you got horrifically bullied as a child and sent to 5 different schools because of it. You lost every MMA fight you ever had—including one where you quit on your stool (you also needed to cheat and use steroids for a confidence boost). You failed your 18-X program. You served less than one year out of basic training and then got made to leave the military for drug abuse. You called the cops on a guy who wanted to fight you in order to stop him even coming to the same country as you. Police and relatives of your ex say that you used to beat her. You're scared to answer phones. You're scared to go outside. You're mentally dependent on steroids and cannabis. Do you really think this is the CV of a hardman?

You forgot to mention he scares serial killers (or maybe its cereal killers as in 5 year old kids because they don't want to hear the shriek of "FRENCH TOAST"

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2025, 10:39:16 AM »
I won 3 different state titles in high school. I also did not have the opportunity to wrestle in any post season tourneys my junior or senior year. I was undefeated other than opponent injury disqualifications my senior year.

I wrestled at Blair Acadamy my Junior year I put Coach Buxton on his back. I was 16 years old and 140lbs. He was the MVW at the 1980 Olympic trials. No one else put him on his back the entire time I was there. He also outweighed me by about 40lbs. I did not have the opportunity to go back my senior year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Buxton

I wrestled at NC State 1995/1996 the year Kendell Cross was an assistant coach there and at chapel hill. I wrestled him and the 1994 Junior National Champ he was their prime recruit. I was the bait wrestler and KC was our primary coach. They were my primary training partners. I caught them both several times. He won the Olympics that summer. I left school and never got to wrestle DIV 1 outside the training room and I still have a really big atlas size chip on my shoulder about it 30 years later.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendall_Cross

If anyone would like to wrestle me I am available and I am going to win.

would of....could of....should of....

Tom Brady has been intercepted a few times...doesn't mean those that did it were a greater football player than he was.  You got lucky a few times.  I bet you're just salty you didn't get the obligatory participation trophy.

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2025, 11:23:57 AM »
He reminds me of those oddball martial arts guys that pump themselves up about how their aura will protect them and defeat their enemies then gets the shit kicked out of him when a real martial artist shows up. Still talks after his ass kicking about how there was static in the air and a northwestern wind stole his aura.


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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #82 on: February 11, 2025, 11:52:26 AM »
he was labelled the devil at birth,

yet unable to tell us who labelled him this and why.


largely because its yet another make believe thing from bullshit brian the fat kid who got bullied in school.
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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #83 on: February 11, 2025, 11:53:32 AM »
Bhanky can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and still make his wife feel like a man.

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #84 on: February 13, 2025, 04:04:49 AM »
So I got another eye "infection". Turns out it is a 3 drop solution first the anti allergy drop, then the antibiotic, then the steroid just in case as really no idea if it was a dog hair a lash or a bacteria just red swollen eye lid

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2025, 04:22:31 AM »
So I got another eye "infection". Turns out it is a 3 drop solution first the anti allergy drop, then the antibiotic, then the steroid just in case as really no idea if it was a dog hair a lash or a bacteria just red swollen eye lid

we know how you got it hahaha... did you think we forgot that you are an ass eating queer?

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #86 on: February 13, 2025, 06:37:59 AM »
So I got another eye "infection". Turns out it is a 3 drop solution first the anti allergy drop, then the antibiotic, then the steroid just in case as really no idea if it was a dog hair a lash or a bacteria just red swollen eye lid

Which drugs do you use for it?

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #87 on: February 13, 2025, 07:21:33 AM »

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2025, 12:05:58 PM »
So I got another eye "infection". Turns out it is a 3 drop solution first the anti allergy drop, then the antibiotic, then the steroid just in case as really no idea if it was a dog hair a lash or a bacteria just red swollen eye lid

Safe to say it wasn't one of your hairs.

Maybe pubic hair got in there?

I don't recall wolverine needing anti-allergy, antibiotic, and steroid drops to heal.  Weird.

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Re: Strong men also cry (bhank)
« Reply #89 on: February 14, 2025, 02:22:00 PM »
Safe to say it wasn't one of your hairs.

Maybe pubic hair got in there?

I don't recall wolverine needing anti-allergy, antibiotic, and steroid drops to heal.  Weird.

with all the weed he smokes its a miracle he has anything wrong with him at all bearing in mind how healthy it makes you