I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[wes]

I was robbed and that doesnt change the fact my arms are 2 inches bigger than Jeffs at about the same weight. I am carrying more muscle than him. Let him post up a in focus everyday pic at 220lbs he is going to look like a slob. All he did was starve himself down 20lbs

Robbed that guy killed you on an overall physique basis, and Jeff and MM both crush you bigtime you delusional self centered fuck!!

[wes]

I was robbed and that doesnt change the fact my arms are 2 inches bigger than Jeffs at about the same weight. I am carrying more muscle than him. Let him post up a in focus everyday pic at 220lbs he is going to look like a slob. All he did was starve himself down 20lbs

YOU KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT BODYBUILDING!

[Never1AShow]

Dude,I`m laughing so hard tears are rolling down my cheeks!! LOL 

Great job.

Thanks, most holidays are underwhelming but not Curlmas, how sad that I'm actually excited to see how it all plays out.

[Never1AShow]

Wow, that is amazing.

Really good.

Thanks, this thread is the gift that keeps on giving

[JustPlaneJane]

Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head

One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;

When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"

But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.

"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"

[wes]

Thanks, most holidays are underwhelming but not Curlmas, how sad that I'm actually excited to see how it all plays out.

Don`t feel bad,so am I. 

[ThisisOverload]

Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head

One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;

When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"

But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.

"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"

10/10

[JustPlaneJane]

Thanks, most holidays are underwhelming but not Curlmas, how sad that I'm actually excited to see how it all plays out.

You Sir are a cunning linguist.

Bravo !   🙋‍♀️

[webstar]

Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head

One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;

When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"

But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.

"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"

Possibly post of the year!

Close second too weak to drive to a local show

[webstar]

Has the bicep been torn right off yet?

Or are we still shooting blood before we tear the bicep?

[Soul Crusher]

 
Ha ha ha ha.  Curlmas.    Dead ! 

Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head

One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;

When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"

But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.

"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"

[Hulkotron]

Twas the Night before Curlmas
and all through the thread,
Not a hand was not trembling
Not a hair on the head

One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;
Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.
And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,
Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;

When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,
I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"

But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,
He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,
A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,
Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed.

"Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!
On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!
To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!
Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"

 

[Soul Crusher]

Dude,I`m laughing so hard tears are rolling down my cheeks!! LOL 

Great job.

Belly aching funny.    This is why GB is the best site of all time.

[wes]

Belly aching funny.    This is why GB is the best site of all time.

[Hulkotron]

Is today the day of the contest?

[Soul Crusher]

Is today the day of the contest?

If there is one person in the contest and Bhanks wins we will hear all about it.   If there are more than one and he loses we will never hear about it or he will have come down w  diareaha or something and pull out.

[IroNat]

YOU KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT BODYBUILDING!

[Krankenstein]

If there is one person in the contest and Bhanks wins we will hear all about it.   If there are more than one and he loses we will never hear about it or he will have come down w  diareaha or something and pull out.

The world would be a better place if only his dad would have done that

[bhank]

There is a guy in my weight class with 7 nationals curling titles so he has been competing at this for at least 7 years he is opening higher than my max I am not going to win. It’s my first meet I am going to do my best and hopefully do better next year

I also woke up lighter than I have in ages today which worries me but still going to do my best also feel like I am not fully recovered from Tuesday but again will do my best

[webstar]

Hankins is going to find a curl contest to cherry pick, and we're going to have the "Brian Hankins, Champion Powerlifter" saga soon .

Since we know he is a pathological liar.

I have as strong feeling and waiting on sources to confirm this is not his first “cuck”curl  contest.

He has lied about competing in BB before. It went to I never did a show, to I did a non sanctioned show twice.

[bhank]

Since we know he is a pathological liar.

I have as strong feeling and waiting on sources to confirm this is not his first “cuck”curl  contest.

He has lied about competing in BB before. It went to I never did a show, to I did a non sanctioned show twice.

I really don’t care what you think I got up this morning and I am going to a powerlifting event to compete what are you doing today exactly

[webstar]

There is a guy in my weight class with 7 nationals curling titles so he has been competing at this for at least 7 years he is opening higher than my max I am not going to win. It’s my first meet I am going to do my best and hopefully do better next year

I also woke up lighter than I have in ages today which worries me but still going to do my best also feel like I am not fully recovered from Tuesday but again will do my best

Hahaha, again just stick to basket weaving.

A random curl contest has you throwing up for 3 days.

Imagine if you had to fight Clegg. You would be in the hospital with anxiety 3 months before.

[IroNat]

Bhanky, take lots of pics to share with Getbig.

Good luck.

[bhank]

Yeah I woke up at 211 this am and I just threw up on myself in the car but on way

[webstar]

There is a guy in my weight class with 7 nationals curling titles so he has been competing at this for at least 7 years he is opening higher than my max I am not going to win. It’s my first meet I am going to do my best and hopefully do better next year

I also woke up lighter than I have in ages today which worries me but still going to do my best also feel like I am not fully recovered from Tuesday but again will do my best

I’ll keep a running list of the excuses.

Updated***

1. Not fully recovered
2. Weight / bloat is down
3. 7 national titles competitor showing up
4. Throwing up driving to the event

Will update as the excuse start to roll in from horseshit Healy