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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20875 on: December 31, 2022, 11:12:55 AM »
A few weeks ago he said he has had the “shakes” since a child.

How can someone with Parkinson’s and no knees be in the army?

he will be claiming he was in the Bomb squad next

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20876 on: December 31, 2022, 11:25:19 AM »
Training your arms and chest is easy but training your legs and back is hard.  This is my theory on why most gym-bros have skinny legs and under-developed posteriors (nh).
I totally agree my brother.

Hanky says he does no deadlifts,OK,how come he doesn`t do BB Rows or DB Rows.....he does all cable shit and a few sets of chins for 6 reps.

He`s soft,and trains like a pussy!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20877 on: December 31, 2022, 11:29:45 AM »
If what he claims is true he would never have got in
https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html
(2) Orthopedic hardware, including plates, pins, rods, wires or screws used for fixation and left in place; except that a pin, wire or screw not subject to easy trauma is not disqualifying.

if you start at the top and work down hes pretty much got everything that would disqualify you now

We know hes been in , so all his ailments must be fake and he had his leg surgery after he left the army yet he claimed he was carrying weapons through the desert on his dodgy legs

I had medical waivers. It was a time of war I had a 4 year degree and scored a perfect asvab. I absolutely disclosed the knee surgeries and the hardware it helped I was jacked at the time. I have proven this already I posted my surgical records from 1997 and my military entrance paperwork from 2000. You can get medical waivers

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20878 on: December 31, 2022, 11:32:28 AM »
I had medical waivers. It was a time of war I had a 4 year degree and scored a perfect asvab. I absolutely disclosed the knee surgeries and the hardware it helped I was jacked at the time. I have proven this already I posted my surgical records from 1997 and my military entrance paperwork from 2000. You can get medical waivers
why were you on a cane 3 years ago if your surgery was back in 1997?

You did say you should have been in a wheelchair when your son wa born

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20879 on: December 31, 2022, 11:33:12 AM »
The recruiter probably saw 230 lbs of twisted steel and decided they needed to get this war machine enlisted post-haste, dodgy knees or not.

Exactly the office was next to golds gym. I went in everyday after my workouts and harassed those motherfuckers for 2 hours a day. They jumped through every hoop on the book to get me in I had to get 3 different high ranking military recommendations. I had to get more waivers than the marines would allow. I also had to go to the army doctor for examinations. But yeah I had a perfect asvab and a college degree in a time of war. I was even given a 20k signing bonus when it was all done

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20880 on: December 31, 2022, 11:34:12 AM »
Exactly the office was next to golds gym. I went in everyday after my workouts and harassed those motherfuckers for 2 hours a day. They jumped through every hoop on the book to get me killed I had to get 3 different high ranking military recommendations. I had to get more waivers than the marines would allow. I also had to go to the army doctor for examinations. But yeah I had a perfect asvab and a college degree in a time of war. I was even given a 20k signing bonus when it was all done

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20881 on: December 31, 2022, 11:39:49 AM »
why were you on a cane 3 years ago if your surgery was back in 1997?

You did say you should have been in a wheelchair when your son wa born

Because the knees got worse with 25 additional years of wear and tear. The fluid was the worst the inflammation made it impossible to use the legs which caused atrophy and yes extreme non stop pain like you consider leaving this world pain. When my son was born I decided to fight back once again. I figured out how to reduce the inflammation which allowed me to start rehabbing the legs which strengthened the connective tissue and reduced the inflammation more. I started riding the bike then walking the beach then leg extensions and eventually yes now I squat every week. I went through hell to get where I am today.

I was using a chair in the house I didn’t leave the house because I was on a cane and struggling it was a bad time

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20882 on: December 31, 2022, 11:41:40 AM »
Because the knees got worse with 25 additional years of wear and tear. The fluid was the worst the inflammation made it impossible to use the legs which caused atrophy and yes extreme non stop pain like you consider leaving this world pain. When my son was born I decided to fight back once again. I figured out how to reduce the inflammation which allowed me to start rehabbing the legs which strengthened the connective tissue and reduced the inflammation more. I started riding the bike then walking the beach then leg extensions and eventually yes now I squat every week. I went through hell to get where I am today.
Your life story is boring.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20883 on: December 31, 2022, 11:42:02 AM »
Exactly the office was next to golds gym. I went in everyday after my workouts and harassed those motherfuckers for 2 hours a day. They jumped through every hoop on the book to get me in I had to get 3 different high ranking military recommendations. I had to get more waivers than the marines would allow. I also had to go to the army doctor for examinations. But yeah I had a perfect asvab and a college degree in a time of war. I was even given a 20k signing bonus when it was all done

Hmmmm...Sounds like the perfect role for Tom Hanks' next film.  Some possible working titles:

"crApocalypse Now"

"Skindler's Pist"

"sPlatoon"

"Das Butt"

"Paths to Glory(holes)"

"The So-So Escape"

"The Queer Punter"

"Inglorious Basturds"

"Hanksaw Ridge"

And more...






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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20884 on: December 31, 2022, 11:42:23 AM »
I had medical waivers. It was a time of war I had a 4 year degree and scored a perfect asvab. I absolutely disclosed the knee surgeries and the hardware it helped I was jacked at the time. I have proven this already I posted my surgical records from 1997 and my military entrance paperwork from 2000. You can get medical waivers

Bianca, my worlds smallest Violin The Tiny dot . is still playing just for You

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20885 on: December 31, 2022, 11:43:12 AM »
Hmmmm...Sounds like the perfect role for Tom Hanks' next film.  Some possible working titles:

"crApocalypse Now"

"Skindler's Pist"

"sPlatoon"

"Das Butt"

"Paths to Glory(holes)"

"The So-So Escape"

"The Queer Punter"

"Inglorious Basturds"

"Hanksaw Ridge"

And more...


Ha ha ha

Brilliant

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20886 on: December 31, 2022, 11:43:55 AM »
Bianca, my worlds smallest Violin The Tiny dot . is still playing just foe You

Not asking for sympathy but I don’t think it is fair to judge me as weak because I can’t squat a ton on two bad knees. I squatted 365lbs after not squatting for 2 decades that’s not weak and I am able to run and snowboard mission accomplished.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20887 on: December 31, 2022, 11:46:03 AM »
Because the knees got worse with 25 additional years of wear and tear. The fluid was the worst the inflammation made it impossible to use the legs which caused atrophy and yes extreme non stop pain like you consider leaving this world pain. When my son was born I decided to fight back once again. I figured out how to reduce the inflammation which allowed me to start rehabbing the legs which strengthened the connective tissue and reduced the inflammation more. I started riding the bike then walking the beach then leg extensions and eventually yes now I squat every week. I went through hell to get where I am today.

I was using a chair in the house I didn’t leave the house because I was on a cane and struggling it was a bad time

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20888 on: December 31, 2022, 12:09:37 PM »
Hmmmm...Sounds like the perfect role for Tom Hanks' next film.  Some possible working titles:

"crApocalypse Now"

"Skindler's Pist"

"sPlatoon"

"Das Butt"

"Paths to Glory(holes)"

"The So-So Escape"

"The Queer Punter"

"Inglorious Basturds"

"Hanksaw Ridge"

And more...

I`m laughing my ass off here,you funny bastard !  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20889 on: December 31, 2022, 12:11:06 PM »
Not asking for sympathy but I don’t think it is fair to judge me as weak because I can’t squat a ton on two bad knees. I squatted 365lbs after not squatting for 2 decades that’s not weak and I am able to run and snowboard mission accomplished.
I told you.....typical arm nut didn`t train legs for 20 years.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20890 on: December 31, 2022, 12:13:24 PM »
I started riding the assault bike then walking the beach then leg extensions and eventually yes now I squat every week.
OUTED!!  LOL  :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20891 on: December 31, 2022, 12:22:38 PM »
So are you close to setting a world record in the bench deadlift or squat that would be impressive? I was training for the state bench record when I tore my right pec for the 3rd time . My knees are never going to allow me to go for a deadlift or squat record. However yeah so far everything has been holding up pretty good for curling. I have had some upper back neck pain recently not sure if that is related but will monitor it. I have a herniated disc in the lower and upper back but have been squatting regardless but yeah my back does get really stiff after squats and I have noticed it when strict curling as well. I try to space out squats from everything else as back is tight for a couple days after
The Bhanky deflection.  Where do I brag about anything bb or powerlifting related? You're the shit talker who can't back up. Listen to you. Upper back pain, herniated disc's, bad knees, blah, blah, blah. You're such a frigging mess

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20892 on: December 31, 2022, 12:23:44 PM »
Because the knees got worse with 25 additional years of wear and tear. The fluid was the worst the inflammation made it impossible to use the legs which caused atrophy and yes extreme non stop pain like you consider leaving this world pain. When my son was born I decided to fight back once again. I figured out how to reduce the inflammation which allowed me to start rehabbing the legs which strengthened the connective tissue and reduced the inflammation more. I started riding the bike then walking the beach then leg extensions and eventually yes now I squat every week. I went through hell to get where I am today.

I was using a chair in the house I didn’t leave the house because I was on a cane and struggling it was a bad time


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20893 on: December 31, 2022, 12:26:21 PM »
The Bhanky deflection.  Where do I brag about anything bb or powerlifting related? You're the shit talker who can't back up. Listen to you. Upper back pain, herniated disc's, bad knees, blah, blah, blah. You're such a frigging mess

And yet I can still squat more than you didn’t you say you were trying to get back to 350lbs? You have stated many times you are stronger than me but that simply isn’t true. My worst lift is still better than you

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20894 on: December 31, 2022, 12:26:32 PM »
Hmmmm...Sounds like the perfect role for Tom Hanks' next film.  Some possible working titles:

"crApocalypse Now"

"Skindler's Pist"

"sPlatoon"

"Das Butt"

"Paths to Glory(holes)"

"The So-So Escape"

"The Queer Punter"

"Inglorious Basturds"

"Hanksaw Ridge"

And more...


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20895 on: December 31, 2022, 12:28:33 PM »
And yet I can still squat more than you didn’t you say you were trying to get back to 350lbs? You have stated many times you are stronger than me but that simply isn’t true. My worst lift is still better than you

have you admitted that you didn't beat anyone in the curl contest yet?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20896 on: December 31, 2022, 12:29:44 PM »
I had medical waivers. It was a time of war I had a 4 year degree and scored a perfect asvab. I absolutely disclosed the knee surgeries and the hardware it helped I was jacked at the time. I have proven this already I posted my surgical records from 1997 and my military entrance paperwork from 2000. You can get medical waivers

When were you not jacked?

How much are you getting from the military in disability pay?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20897 on: December 31, 2022, 12:30:14 PM »
have you admitted that you didn't beat anyone in the curl contest yet?

I beat you and it’s not even close

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20898 on: December 31, 2022, 12:31:59 PM »
When were you not jacked?

How much are you getting from the military in disability pay?

I have never applied for a penny from any government organization for anything

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20899 on: December 31, 2022, 12:33:14 PM »
I have never applied for a penny from any government organization for anything
they give it you if you apply or not if you are entitled to it

Is this another hanky play on words?