Darn! Forgot about the ailments.Will edit above post. Thanks!
You forgot 150 foot deep free diver, dirt track racer, snowboard expert, powerboat captain, MMA fighter, 19" neck, 4% bodyfat, Denny's champion eater, exciter of wimmen in restaurants, MBA, CFA, ski area condo owner, Corvette owner, Porche owner, Harley Davidson owner, Million dollar home owner, baby arm size penis owner, private school graduate, 220 lbs, blood pisser, 10 times a day sh*tter, anorexic, throws up every morning, adamantium bolts in knees, knee operations, 405 squatter for reps, 350 bencher, shoulder surgeries, GH hands,...
One thing I never understood is how in the hell did his posts never lure ESF out of the dark to post and outdo him in his claims.Bhanks was like EFS + Billy Miminaugh in the outrageous claims and "wanna fight" department.
Option D was never put into effect unfortunately.
Option D was a hilarious turn of events at the time!
..by the way has hanky fucked off?
Rocky is a Serval cat. They weigh around 25 lbs. in the wild they eat small birds and rodents. Do you suppose he ate the neighbor's pet mice and parakeets, and frogs.
I was praying ESF and hanky would cross paths. It could have been life changing.
our girl Serena would destroy them both in seconds
She would eat their hearts with a spoon.
Imagine the war bhanks and efs would have trying to out do each other with arrests, ailments, and lifting claims. Although bhanks never claimed to use six grams of roids a week like efs did (and still couldn’t break 200 on the scale )
He's gone into Witness Protection.
Jesus I stopped responding and the haters go on for 4 more pages Wes and Soul and RBC at least update their workouts. If you jackasses had tiome to post 4 pages of hating on me you all had time to lift
Just admit you missed us .