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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28550 on: March 02, 2023, 08:54:57 AM »
I would have to say Brian doesnt have the best genetics for this. (Drug receptors, etc).
Same size and weight for the last 12 years... Not worth all the compounds, pinning, tears, wears, etc.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28551 on: March 02, 2023, 09:01:36 AM »
Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
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Hahaha! 12 years and no progress. Can't be faded...



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28552 on: March 02, 2023, 09:03:44 AM »


He seemed so open and honest here

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28553 on: March 02, 2023, 09:05:29 AM »
He seemed so open and honest here
he is always looking for short cuts and easy fixes.    But you can’t fix lazy.   That is his main problem.   He doesn’t want to do the work.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28554 on: March 02, 2023, 09:07:47 AM »
He seemed so open and honest here

He must have gotten desperate and depressed about not reaching his magic weight number so arrogance and delusion became his coping mechanism.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28555 on: March 02, 2023, 09:15:04 AM »
He seemed so open and honest here

Bhanks probably going to say this is not him. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28556 on: March 02, 2023, 09:29:51 AM »
Bhanks probably going to say this is not him.

Oh it's definitely him alright, we've all been forced to see this torso more often than wanted

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/36-years-old-510-215.119831/#post-1996748
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28557 on: March 02, 2023, 09:30:39 AM »
I would have to say Brian doesnt have the best genetics for this. (Drug receptors, etc).
Same size and weight for the last 12 years... Not worth all the compounds, pinning, tears, wears, etc.

He looked great in the long hair pic, and the pic with his kid on the beach.

Trouble is, he's obsessed with adding size, and it doesn't work.

Plus it's unhealthy.

Just dumb.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28558 on: March 02, 2023, 09:30:43 AM »
Fuck this goofy wannabe.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28559 on: March 02, 2023, 09:31:53 AM »


he admits to what we have been trying to tell him all along in that post.
His only bodyweight gains are the food in his system

I have told him a 3 day fast would have him down at 200lb with his shit clear and glycogen water drop

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28560 on: March 02, 2023, 09:39:31 AM »
He fucking sucks and so does his bodyweight goal.....if he got to 250 pounds he`d look just like the same sack of shit he looks like now at 225 so called pounds only he`d be a bigger torn up disproportioned uneven mess.

He wants to be like Walker his idol and weigh a ton with a huge distended gut.

My QUESTION  is WHY ?.....what in the fuck would he do competitively in bb or powerlifting if he was bigger, that he could possibly top now with a participation medal for a lame curling "contest", and 4 last place medals in a 9 man total contestants bb contest??

NOT A FUCKING THING IS THE ANSWER.

He`s a showoff who likes to impress the average person on the beach or in a supermarket.

Eats like a fucking 12 year old kid,trains like a true wussy kunt, and says he`s living the lifestyle.

I`ll post again soon to tell you my real feelings in a few.   :D

A real bodybuilder no matter how great he looks, stays fairly covered up unless in super hot weather.

Fuck this goofy wannabe.

ATTENTION WHORE OF PEACE

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28561 on: March 02, 2023, 09:42:37 AM »
He looked great in the long hair pic, and the pic with his kid on the beach.

Trouble is, he's obsessed with adding size, and it doesn't work.

Plus it's unhealthy.

Just dumb.

He looked much better back in the day on ProMuscle, where he lost Mr. Maui to the tiny-tit Asian guy...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28562 on: March 02, 2023, 09:49:16 AM »
Oh it's definitely him alright, we've all been forced to see this torso more often than wanted

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/36-years-old-510-215.119831/#post-1996748
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Gyno was already setting in. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28563 on: March 02, 2023, 09:50:34 AM »
Goodrumesqe beatdown.    :D ;D 

He fucking sucks and so does his bodyweight goal.....if he got to 250 pounds he`d look just like the same sack of shit he looks like now at 225 so called pounds only he`d be a bigger torn up disproportioned uneven mess.

He wants to be like Walker his idol and weigh a ton with a huge distended gut.

My QUESTION  is WHY ?.....what in the fuck would he do competitively in bb or powerlifting if he was bigger that he could possibly top now with a participation medal for a lame curling "contest", and 4 last place medals in a 9 man total contestants bb contest??

NOT A FUCKING THING IS THE ANSWER.

He`s a showoff who likes to impress the average person on the beach or in a supermarket.

Eats like a fucking 12 year old kid,trains like a true wussy kunt, and says he`s living the lifestyle.

I`ll post again soon to tell you my real feelings in a few.   :D

A real bodybuilder no matter how great he looks, stays fairly covered up unless in super hot weather.

Fuck this goofy wannabe.

ATTENTION WHORE OF PEACE

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28564 on: March 02, 2023, 09:58:41 AM »
I would have to say Brian doesnt have the best genetics for this. (Drug receptors, etc).
Same size and weight for the last 12 years... Not worth all the compounds, pinning, tears, wears, etc.
He`s not at 315 with a gut yet cuz as his Pro-Muscle post stated,he`s been on gear forever.

The idiot needs to cycle off and clean out and give his receptors a break, but by now without the Test he`d probably be a flaccid peckered eunuch.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28565 on: March 02, 2023, 10:01:48 AM »
Goodrumesqe beatdown.    :D ;D 
I learned from the man,the myth,the master.....the great Vince Goodrum... PHD XYZ ABC USMC  :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28566 on: March 02, 2023, 10:02:24 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28567 on: March 02, 2023, 10:04:16 AM »
Flaccid Peckered Eunuch Of Peace

I kill me!  ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL  ;D

I feel like Ed McMahon laughing at my own jokes but I just can`t help it.  :D

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28568 on: March 02, 2023, 11:13:30 AM »
Hanky is such a monster "silly big" he can't get down to 200, remember 198 caused his organs to fail!


he admits to what we have been trying to tell him all along in that post.
His only bodyweight gains are the food in his system

I have told him a 3 day fast would have him down at 200lb with his shit clear and glycogen water drop

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28569 on: March 02, 2023, 11:13:42 AM »



I thought it was the other way around ?   ???

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28570 on: March 02, 2023, 11:29:57 AM »
Fuck this goofy wannabe.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28571 on: March 02, 2023, 11:33:32 AM »
Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
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Dildo Danis has a point.

Looks like Jones and Bhanky have the same training  and drug use philosophies

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28572 on: March 02, 2023, 11:48:18 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28573 on: March 02, 2023, 12:01:10 PM »
I`ve often told Josh I was done posting in this fuckwits threads,but with his idiotic comments and views on life in general I can longer bite my tongue at times so to speak....if you were to search this thread you would see that I have said I would no longer participate in this mongs attention whoring,but like steel to a magnet his idiocy keeps dragging me back in......I just have to retort to his stupidity.

I said that to say this......fuck this goofball wannabe, and for the time being I am still gonna` belittle him cuz after I train all I do is eat,play with dogs,play with my flaccid pecker, cuz you just have to stay in touch with yourself   ;D slap my wife around the house from pillar to post just for cardio, like the human punching bag she is.... and watch movies, and eat, so I have a lot of free time, so fucking with this imbecile will continue just for now until I get sick of it again.....when I get as tired of him as Josh is....and I`ve been there trust me on that, I`ll take a hiatus when I can no longer stand his idiocy once again.

Right now I`m enjoying the board and verbally kicking his ass more than ever......so Josh,I`ll take care of your light work buddy.  :)

Enjoy your trip and new job brother!!

Fuck you Brian !

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28574 on: March 02, 2023, 12:04:55 PM »
Running all that gas to be the same size for at least 12 years  :-\