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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28525 on: March 01, 2023, 03:55:36 PM »


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28526 on: March 01, 2023, 04:08:11 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28527 on: March 01, 2023, 04:15:31 PM »
Head like a pyramid.
He looks about 10 years older than me and I`m older than table salt.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28528 on: March 01, 2023, 04:17:32 PM »
"Skinny 190lbs man with a 16 inch arm"


"230 lbs beast with 19 inch arms and elite level strict curl"


I thought this was some unknown pro before I realized it was Bhanks. Dude looks great here! I’m glad he shared this photo to shut down the haters!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28529 on: March 01, 2023, 04:17:52 PM »
Head like a pyramid.

Godda love the superman tattoo.

Trailer trash

Hips like a bitch

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28530 on: March 01, 2023, 05:15:02 PM »
"230 lbs beast with 19 inch arms and elite level strict curl"


This is photoshopped right?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28531 on: March 01, 2023, 05:28:35 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28532 on: March 01, 2023, 05:47:08 PM »
Yep, overrated and built like a high school athlete.



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28533 on: March 01, 2023, 06:00:29 PM »
Head like a pyramid.

  and a body that looks like a bruised pear.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28534 on: March 01, 2023, 06:31:06 PM »

Who wears burlap turnip sacks for pants?

Was this taken with the selfie ring?

Any updates on why he uses a selfie ring?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28535 on: March 01, 2023, 07:47:31 PM »
Godda love the superman tattoo.

Trailer trash

Hips like a bitch

I'm quite stunned there isn't a tasmanian devil tatoo.  If he grew up in or around Detroit, you could bet the farm he'd have a Detroit Red Wings tatoo on his calf. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28536 on: March 01, 2023, 09:34:57 PM »
updates on the powerlifting strict arm curl championships . . ?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28537 on: March 01, 2023, 11:50:10 PM »
Is that a dress hanging up on the hook there?  Was bhanks getting ready for a date night with Spaulding perhaps?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28538 on: March 02, 2023, 04:43:07 AM »



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28539 on: March 02, 2023, 05:18:49 AM »
As the Bhank Strict Curl Era draws closer to its inevitable unfullfilled end (qualification effort moved out to July after much 4th March touting, with even Dec thrown in now for additional clausing, by which time it will be at least 1-2 Hanky Cycles removed) a quick look back at how It all began....at a clinic....in a gym....with one other guy and a big chick who was late...and a few words of encouragement from a man named Coop


I just hit a 150lbs strict curl at the strict curl clinic with 14x world champ John Cooper. I need a 170 to qualify for the Arnold at 220lbs. John said I did real good for my first time. It's weird as the bar is different and you hold it different than you would think to get it to flip halfway. Took some practice to prevent it from rolling. Anyway only me and one other guy showed up to the clinic. Then a girl showed up like halfway through and she was a beast said she was 175lsb bulking no fat on her about 25 years old big quads. She hit a 75lb strict curl and at her weight needs a 89lbs curls to qualify for the Arnold. The guy did a 145lb strict was taller than me but supposedly was planning to compete at 198lbs so of course since the girl was there watching I had to do 150lbs. I was happy with that may have had 155/160 in me but I think with some practice I could get to 170lbs. But the tourney is the 10th and I will be on vacation with my son so tonight was my strict curl event. But I don't know I may try and train more with John in the future. I did 3 sets of 10 ez bar curls after the strict basically just started at like 75lbs and kept adding weight doing single reps did 135lbs, 145lbs and 150lbs as my last 3 singles. I have a torn pec and a bad knee so I don't bench and squat heavy by my arms are in pretty decent shape I think I could hit 170lbs with some practice.



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28540 on: March 02, 2023, 05:57:24 AM »
As the Bhank Strict Curl Era draws closer to its inevitable unfullfilled end (qualification effort moved out to July after much 4th March touting, with even Dec thrown in now for additional clausing, by which time it will be at least 1-2 Hanky Cycles removed) a quick look back at how It all began....at a clinic....in a gym....with one other guy and a big chick who was late...and a few words of encouragement from a man named Coop


lol ! 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28541 on: March 02, 2023, 05:58:57 AM »




He could dye the moustache and side-hair black and instantly become Mean Gene Okerlund!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28542 on: March 02, 2023, 06:10:07 AM »

"That`s it,we`ve had enough,Hanky and I are moving to "Mouseville" !!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28543 on: March 02, 2023, 06:27:51 AM »
is this picture photoshopped?

Surely, someone who is on over 1000 mg a week of test can not look this bad?





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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28544 on: March 02, 2023, 06:55:36 AM »
I just hit a 150lbs strict curl at the strict curl clinic with 14x world champ John Cooper. I need a 170 to qualify for the Arnold at 220lbs. John said I did real good for my first time. It's weird as the bar is different and you hold it different than you would think to get it to flip halfway. Took some practice to prevent it from rolling. Anyway only me and one other guy showed up to the clinic. Then a girl showed up like halfway through and she was a beast said she was 175lsb bulking no fat on her about 25 years old big quads. She hit a 75lb strict curl and at her weight needs a 89lbs curls to qualify for the Arnold. The guy did a 145lb strict was taller than me but supposedly was planning to compete at 198lbs so of course since the girl was there watching I had to do 150lbs. I was happy with that may have had 155/160 in me but I think with some practice I could get to 170lbs. But the tourney is the 10th and I will be on vacation with my son so tonight was my strict curl event. But I don't know I may try and train more with John in the future. I did 3 sets of 10 ez bar curls after the strict basically just started at like 75lbs and kept adding weight doing single reps did 135lbs, 145lbs and 150lbs as my last 3 singles. I have a torn pec and a bad knee so I don't bench and squat heavy by my arms are in pretty decent shape I think I could hit 170lbs with some practice.

Just one bad knee?  I thought it was two bad knees. 

bhanks seems to really struggle with accurately reporting numbers.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28545 on: March 02, 2023, 07:52:58 AM »
You both keep saying you are more jacked but neither can produce a pic by all means prove it this is me this week at 225lbs with one 19 inch arm and one 18.5 since that is such a big deal apparently. There is no gut there are abs and obliques showing.  Neither of you ever had this kind of size and development not today not in 1997

Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
(Link courtesy of BB)



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28546 on: March 02, 2023, 07:58:10 AM »
Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
(Link courtesy of BB)


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28547 on: March 02, 2023, 08:52:51 AM »
Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
(Link courtesy of BB)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28548 on: March 02, 2023, 08:53:04 AM »
Progress update vs. 2011 where our protagonist noted he has been "the same size since college can't really get to the next level" i.e. no gain in Bhanks 2 most beloved measurements in a quarter of a century.

But soon he will Haters!

https://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/index.php?threads/stuck-advice.73982/
(Link courtesy of BB)
Stop hating. Wait until you see the gains this summer. He's been the same size over a decade BUT this is going to be the year he blows up

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #28549 on: March 02, 2023, 08:54:15 AM »
This is photoshopped right?
Why would you think that? He looks great. You're just a hater