I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[The Scott]

Carp are strong.

Yup!  I've caught both carp and catfish as a youngster and have been dragged into the lake more than a few times by a really big carp.   Big catfish too but never hooked one of those huge channel cats.

Scared beyond reason by Alligator Turtles and saw a HUGE one as a kid. 

[Soul Crusher]

https://twitter.com/PaiaKiter




brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Oct 25, 2020
I am literally manually adjusting my hernia with my hands at this point just trying to push my intestines back together

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Oct 25, 2020
I am  so used to throwing up in the morning I have just kind of accepted it as part of the daily routine

[The Scott]

Speaking of huge carp, many years ago I caught a 38lb carp, 46” long and I believe it was 28” girth. Was in a canoe and the thing pulled me around in the canoe for a while till I got to a shallow area and jumped out and pull him in. Was an awesome catch.

They are POWERFUL fighters.

[Soul Crusher]

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Feb 12, 2019
Apparently I have the greatest lawyer in the world instead of getting my license suspended for going 90mph in a construction zone he gets it reduced improper equipment operation.





WTF wrong with you moron!!!! 

[The Scott]

https://twitter.com/PaiaKiter




brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Oct 25, 2020
I am literally manually adjusting my hernia with my hands at this point just trying to push my intestines back together

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Oct 25, 2020
I am  so used to throwing up in the morning I have just kind of accepted it as part of the daily routine

I was going to say "alligaytor" but then I...Oh wait!  Never mind. 

[Soul Crusher]

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
I would murder death kill a 150lb woman
12:53 PM · Dec 16, 2020

http://twitter.com/PaiaKiter/status/1339267421979422722/photo/1

[Soul Crusher]

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
I would push Mcreggors shit in he is too small






LOL!!!!!   Comedy gold 

[Soul Crusher]

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TheMinuteman🌹🧢
@JustMinuteman
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@PaiaKiter
 
@JoelOdorski1
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Technique matters more in both sports.

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@JustMinuteman
 
@JoelOdorski1
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Technique can overcome a small size difference but the worst heavyweight still smashes the best welterweight

producer p
@McYeetSauce
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@PaiaKiter
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
so what I’m hearing is... you didn’t make it to a high level so you could definitely beat someone who did. Makes no sense. Let it go she’s Whooping your ass, she doesn’t give a fuck what you ate for breakfast

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
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I would push Mcreggors shit in he is too small

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
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I am 43 years old. I went to work on wall street vs fighting professionally.  I am not saying I beat a UFC fighter my size but yes absolutely if you give me a 50lb advantage I can beat anyone.

producer p
@McYeetSauce
·
Dec 16, 2020
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@PaiaKiter
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
literally doesn’t matter whatsoever. You’re getting struck out by the worst MLB pitcher, the worst NBA player is running the score up on you 1v1, and the worst/lightest fighter in the UFC is wiping the floor with you.

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
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@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
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You need some size to fight me I have skill

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
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@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
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In baseball and basketball but I dont care if you are a ninja  if you are under 170lbs I am going to wreck you. I wrestled division 1.  I wrestled in the Army. I have competed MMA I am 210lbs with 6% fat and I eat dbol for breakfast. You need to be a full grown man to fight me

[joswift]

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TheMinuteman🌹🧢
@JustMinuteman
·
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Technique matters more in both sports.

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@JustMinuteman
 
@JoelOdorski1
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Technique can overcome a small size difference but the worst heavyweight still smashes the best welterweight

producer p
@McYeetSauce
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@PaiaKiter
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
so what I’m hearing is... you didn’t make it to a high level so you could definitely beat someone who did. Makes no sense. Let it go she’s Whooping your ass, she doesn’t give a fuck what you ate for breakfast

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
I would push Mcreggors shit in he is too small

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
I am 43 years old. I went to work on wall street vs fighting professionally.  I am not saying I beat a UFC fighter my size but yes absolutely if you give me a 50lb advantage I can beat anyone.

producer p
@McYeetSauce
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@PaiaKiter
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
literally doesn’t matter whatsoever. You’re getting struck out by the worst MLB pitcher, the worst NBA player is running the score up on you 1v1, and the worst/lightest fighter in the UFC is wiping the floor with you.

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
You need some size to fight me I have skill

brian hankins
@PaiaKiter
·
Dec 16, 2020
Replying to
@McYeetSauce
 
@gregmaisto
 and 2 others
In baseball and basketball but I dont care if you are a ninja  if you are under 170lbs I am going to wreck you. I wrestled division 1.  I wrestled in the Army. I have competed MMA I am 210lbs with 6% fat and I eat dbol for breakfast. You need to be a full grown man to fight me

fucks sake hes dumber than we let him be on here

[Soul Crusher]

fucks sake hes dumber than we let him be on here

Says we make up lies about him.   Uh huh.   

I hope Em is real happy at the gem she ended up with when she reads this. 

[joswift]

.

What was free?

she was going to write "me" underneath and put it in the window but he caught her and drowned her in the bath.

[IroNat]

Bhanky is a moron.

[Soul Crusher]

I was going to say "alligaytor" but then I...Oh wait!  Never mind. 

I think Never1ashow needs to update the list again.   

[Soul Crusher]

Brian Hankins  0-0-0 

vs   Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor  - 1-6

Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



What happened here hanky?  Did this video go missing too? 

[IroNat]

Brian Hankins  0-0-0 

vs   Chris "The Finisher" Sydnor  - 1-6

Chris Sydnor defeated Brian Hankins by Submission (Round 1, 02:48)



What happened here hanky?  Did this video go missing too? 

Bhanky's Olympic level wrestling skills failed him.

[Taffin]

I've been to the Hoover Dam and it's filled with huge carp.  And bhanky?

Yup.  He's filled with huge crap.

I found this wordplay super-satisfying!

Speaking of huge carp, many years ago I caught a 38lb carp, 46” long and I believe it was 28” girth. Was in a canoe and the thing pulled me around in the canoe for a while till I got to a shallow area and jumped out and pull him in. Was an awesome catch.

Meh.  A real bodybuilder would have just stared at the fish, exuding the kind of menace that makes serial killers uneasy, until the thing just surrendered by flopping itself into the boat - breaking eye contact and indicating by pure body language that you had intimidated him into submission

And then he'd have texted his Wife to tell tales of his valiant battle with the monster, to receive that ever-loving and attentive reply:

"OK"

[Soul Crusher]

https://fighters.mixedmartialarts.com/Brian-Hankins:C32265554B906F35

At least you allowed these people to get 1 won after all the losses they had prior 


Marcus Thomas   - 0-4


Brian Hankins  0-0



 Marcus Thomas defeated Brian Hankins by TKO/RSC (Round 1, 01:09)



Hanks - what happened with this fiasco? 

These are worse than the Clegg debacle. 

Like BB - fighting is just not for you. 

[BB]

.

I've never seen an alligator with a double chin before, neat.

[wes]

Bhanky is a moron.

YES,BUT HE IS A MENSA MORON WHICH HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING!   

[wes]

I`d fight billy bad ass in a heartbeat if he fucked with me......no shit,win,lose or draw,I coud give a fuck.

[Soul Crusher]

Bhanky's Olympic level wrestling skills failed him.

Thats why he needs to beat up women

[Soul Crusher]

I`d fight billy bad ass in a heartbeat if he fucked with me......no shit,win,lose or draw,I coud give a fuck.

He is like a skunk though - the smell of farts and poop would kill you before you got anywhere close to him. 

[Sandrock]

Well goddammit in another thread I read before this one I said hanky might be starting a "face turn" on getbig....I was wrong.  The internet gold just keeps coming out of the hanky comedy mine.  I'm quite happy to be wrong in this instance as this shit is just too funny.

"I don't do steroids but I eat dbol for breakfast"

[38 returns]

he fantasises about killing a 150 lb woman

its fair to say a lot of what Brian says is fantasy island

he's not mentioned chris sydnor

or

Marcus Thomas


lets guess

shoulder issue?
hometown ref?
wig fell off?

[Hulkotron]

Could have been a pro MMA fighter but decided to go work on Wall Street instead.