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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33875 on: October 01, 2024, 08:57:01 AM »
Brian and his friend used to knock around with an Irish fella. Brian said to his mate- Paddy is a weird one isn't he? How do you mean said his mate? Well medically he's an anomaly. How so says Brians mate. Well he's got two anuses apparently. Brians mate says how do you know that?
Brian response well every bar we go in they say here comes paddy with the two arseholes!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33876 on: October 01, 2024, 09:15:53 AM »
Brian and his friend used to knock around with an Irish fella. Brian said to his mate- Paddy is a weird one isn't he? How do you mean said his mate? Well medically he's an anomaly. How so says Brians mate. Well he's got two anuses apparently. Brians mate says how do you know that?
Brian response well every bar we go in they say here comes paddy with the two arseholes!
IN A ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGAR VOICE'THATS A GOOD ONE'

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33877 on: October 01, 2024, 09:36:43 AM »



"Wow, there goes Horsepower Healy! I wonder who he's texting? I wish it was me!"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33878 on: October 01, 2024, 09:46:06 AM »



"Wow, there goes Horsepower Healy! I wonder who he's texting? I wish it was me!"

Hahahaha thanks for that laugh Phantom. I needed that.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33879 on: October 01, 2024, 09:57:12 AM »
AMENDED FOR ACCURACY

makes his wife sound really classy, dumping a long term boyfriend for someone with money

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33880 on: October 01, 2024, 09:59:49 AM »
Was the previous BF the Ray Cutler-looking fellow or it was someone else?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33881 on: October 01, 2024, 10:08:16 AM »
Was the previous BF the Ray Cutler-looking fellow or it was someone else?
it was one all of these

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33882 on: October 01, 2024, 01:24:41 PM »
chest arms today

cable crossover seated 4 x 15
incline smith press 5 x 15
low cable crossover/ dip machine 4 cycles

dumbell curl 3 x 12
hammer curl 3 x 12
tricep press 4 x 12
nautilus nitro tricep 3 x 15
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33883 on: October 01, 2024, 01:58:56 PM »
I saw my wife at my lawyers office in passing. She handled a speeding ticket for him in a county he didn't want to go to and sent me an email.  I did not speak to her in person until about 3 years later when my friend introduced me to her at her house in Raleigh NC. She was dating another guy at that time as well but she liked me. I was somewhat infamous in the area for racing everyone knew who I was and my wife had a crush on me. My friend also talked me up to her. She eventually dumped the other guy and we started dating.

But I am a true romantic I like to think we met at a bonfire on the beach as kids as I met a lot of girls at bonfires on the beach as a kid. We could have just reunited after all these years.

If there was any dumping going on, it was this guy dumping loads inside every crack, crevice, and hole in the Scarecrow.

Now that she is married to you, she is only his dirty side piece a few times a week.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33884 on: October 02, 2024, 09:47:20 AM »
If there was any dumping going on, it was this guy dumping loads inside every crack, crevice, and hole in the Scarecrow.

Now that she is married to you, she is only his dirty side piece a few times a week.

You know you just keep exposing that you are not a woman

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33885 on: October 02, 2024, 09:55:45 AM »
You know you just keep exposing that you are not a woman

whereas you Brian expose yourself as a bitch with every post
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33886 on: October 02, 2024, 09:58:49 AM »
You know you just keep exposing that you are not a woman

and you will always be a bitch

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33887 on: October 02, 2024, 04:39:00 PM »
Today’s Public Service Announcement is:

Kids Don’t Chew On Rocks !

Brought to you by Emily “piano key teeth” Urch.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33888 on: October 02, 2024, 04:47:12 PM »
mouth like a cowboys graveyard
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33889 on: October 02, 2024, 04:58:59 PM »
Are there any pics of Brian’s baby mother ?

I’m curious to see the downgrade like his physique just falling off a cliff

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33890 on: October 03, 2024, 12:18:10 PM »
yes Jen is a step up from that hag

decent teeth
decent hair



don't worry mate she doesn't look like mong boy- hes defo a hankins
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33891 on: October 03, 2024, 12:54:48 PM »
Are there any pics of Brian’s baby mother ?

I’m curious to see the downgrade like his physique just falling off a cliff

Imagine Brians life if he had stuck with Jen, nice looking wife, kid there full time, still in Kitty Hawk Towers.

Now look at him, married to Worzel Gummidge bringing her kids up as well as part time mong boy , house downsized because hes broke and now going to end up in a shitty hovel paying alimony to Em while she lives in the house and also losing his access to his kid because of his arrest record in the divorce proceedings


Maybe Jen wanted him to man up and get a job and take responsibility for himself as a father.

That would have been enough for him to tear his pec trying to drag her out of the car..

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33892 on: October 03, 2024, 02:49:10 PM »
Imagine Brians life if he had stuck with Jen, nice looking wife, kid there full time, still in Kitty Hawk Towers.

Now look at him, married to Worzel Gummidge bringing her kids up as well as part time mong boy , house downsized because hes broke and now going to end up in a shitty hovel paying alimony to Em while she lives in the house and also losing his access to his kid because of his arrest record in the divorce proceedings


Maybe Jen wanted him to man up and get a job and take responsibility for himself as a father.

That would have been enough for him to tear his pec trying to drag her out of the car..
I had to Google Worzel Gummidge.   LMFAO   ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33893 on: October 03, 2024, 05:07:22 PM »
whereas you Brian expose yourself as a bitch with every post


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33894 on: October 03, 2024, 05:18:10 PM »
I had to Google Worzel Gummidge.   LMFAO   ;D
Same here hahaha
Looks like DeNiro

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33895 on: January 15, 2025, 04:25:53 PM »
I used to squat 4 plates a side in college for 6-8 reps 3-4 sets when my legs were smaller than they are now. Squatting heavy weight doesn’t impress me. Let’s see your actual development

I also trained legs or well quads and calves yesterday. I did 8 sets of 20 body weight sissy squats 5 sets of 25 leg extension and 3 sets of 40 seated calf raises and legs look better than they have ever looked. Weight is just a tool not the goal Michelangelo carved David with a small chisel not a jackhammer

Back when Brian started this thread this was the first training session he posted in it

All his training sessions he has ever posted seldom went any harder that that one and hes critiquing Soul Crushers workouts FFS

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33896 on: January 15, 2025, 04:54:15 PM »
Back when Brian started this thread this was the first training session he posted in it

All his training sessions he has ever posted seldom went any harder that that one and hes critiquing Soul Crushers workouts FFS
He`s a veritable fucking gym animal!   ;D

In fact he`s so hardcore he watches TV and plays darts between sets......now that`s what I call intenesly focused on the job at hand.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33897 on: January 15, 2025, 05:03:28 PM »
ill bet money hes hittin the weed between sets  8)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33898 on: January 15, 2025, 05:42:13 PM »
1356 posts!

Incredible.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33899 on: January 15, 2025, 05:43:46 PM »
He`s a veritable fucking gym animal!   ;D

In fact he`s so hardcore he watches TV and plays darts farts between sets......now that`s what I call intenesly focused on the job at hand.
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