I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[myt1]

Yes you are 44 years old and look damn good for that age.  Are you happy now Brian?  Yes, you could look a lot worse.  You have better pics?  So what?  Are you using Getbig as your personal photobucket?  Seems like it. 

Yes we talk shit because YOU talk so much shit on here.  Acting like you are the be-all, end-all.  You aren't.  People on here have been competing longer than you have and were willing to share that knowledge with you yet you shit all over them.  We call you a liar and bullshitter when you come off like you don't touch any sort of chemical to MAINTAIN the look you have.  No one ever said that you don't do SOME of the work necessary. 

Disclosing your injuries ad nauseum.  I mean honestly...how many more fucking times do we have to hear the story of you willing yourself to walk again and using a cane.  We get it...you're a miracle.  We all have challenges.  You aren't anything special.  I mean...look at shizzo.  Geezus I would eat a bullet if I was that guy but he endures.  What a hero.

Why do we need to show our form?  If we are past all that you are doing right now, what do we have to prove?  I do not live my life just to post how LEAN I am on a message board.  Do you realize some of us on here strive for other challenges and push ourselves in other ways.  I am fucking burnt out on bodybuilding.  For me, its a fucking joke.  Nearly 30 years doing it.  I was a pro...I competed in a pro level.  Sorry you will be hurt that it wasn't in the drug riddled IFBB.  It still is more than you have done.  That's what bothers you. 

Soul crusher showed you pics and training and you try and shit all over that stuff because he isn't as low of bodyfat as you.  Because you don't APPROVE of his training.  Go fuck yourself Brian.  I showed you one of my deadlift videos.  I had almost 10 years on you and am lifting more than you.  That deadlift video was also the week before a knee surgery. 

You want us all to bow down and kiss your ass.  Say you're the best.  Stroke your ego.  You would be stroking that withered cock all day long if this was facebook and there were 'likes' on your pics.  Go to BBing.com if you want all that bullshit praise and adoration.  GB has ALWAYS cut straight to the truth.  The truth is, your attitude is the biggest roadblock.  It has been (according to all reports) and always will be.

"APPLAUSE" emoji needed

Great post, and right on the money. 

 I haven't been on bodybuilding.com for years, but from what I remember, he would get beat up over there just as much as here.  I saw lot's of brutal posts there the few times I've been on that site.

[chaos]

Not a lie if I was to do a one rep all out max I do believe I would get 405lbs however my knee might not feel great afterwards and getbig absolutely wont give me credit anyway they will just say my form is off and it doesn't count so whats the point. I am just going to keep doing what I am doing because fuck yes my legs are improving

It was a lie then, it's  a lie now.
I could get shredded ripped and embarrass you with my shredded muscularity but my stomach would growl at dieting and I don't want my stomach to growl.

[myt1]

Fuck 44...I`m 57 years old here and this is two weeks post-contest where I was refeeding and pigging out...........44 is not that old pal.

Damn dude!  9 years older than me currently, and I will never even try to get that lean.  You have a really good flow to your build as well. 

Bhanks would never make it to the Overall Round unless he was in a class of one, but if he did, you'd smoke him easily.....and you are what....a middleweight?

[Krankenstein]

Not IFBB = Not a Pro

1) According to you.  Do you really think your opinion matters?

2) You didn't fight in the UFC, your fight doesn't count

3) Still won my shows and competed for money....something you have never done.

[tommywishbone]

Squats.  Legs.

Solid session.

Fuck off.

[Krankenstein]

He didn't make a fucking living from it most IFBB pros don't even make a living from it. And now with the 50 divisions everyone gets a pro card.

Thus my point at what a fucking shit show bodybuilding is.  Yet you want to partake in that shit show.

You are right, I didn't make a living.  Never planned on it.  I am what they call....realistic.

[Krankenstein]

Holy MattC of peace post

You're just mad shizzo got mentioned and you didn't. 

[bhank]

Damn dude!  9 years older than me currently, and I will never even try to get that lean.  You have a really good flow to your build as well. 

Bhanks would never make it to the Overall Round unless he was in a class of one, but if he did, you'd smoke him easily.....and you are what....a middleweight?

He is Elf weight

[Krankenstein]

I hate drugs just say No is my Motto but I think I will have a preworkout coffee today need a little something

and here is why people call you a liar and bullshitter.  You were/are on TRT (at the least).  You can't say you hate drugs and take them.  (Queue the lame ass 'bioidentical' excuse)

[bhank]

1) According to you.  Do you really think your opinion matters?

2) You didn't fight in the UFC, your fight doesn't count

3) Still won my shows and competed for money....something you have never done.

The show is today and your leg sucks

[Krankenstein]

You Krankenstein everyone on here says the same thing, they just aren't into it, their physique doesn't matter anymore and they don't workout anymore but they did it, they were great, and today it just doesn't even really matter to them what they look like anymore. In fact they feel sorry for people who still cre about superficial things like training working out and being in shape. They have accepted it is over for them and they are into other things now like knitting and crochet. They are just fine with their saggy shells. 

BULLSHIT TODAY ALWAYS MATTERS. YOU ALL STILL MATTER. I DONT CARE HOW OLD, HOW INJURED, HOW BURNT OUT, YOU ALL ARE ON LIFE, YOU STILL MATTER TODAY STILL MATTERS DONT JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE. DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

I feel sorry for people like you that think that if they post enough pics people will say "Well, shit...this guy is awesome.  Lets ask him to be friends".

I know I matter.  Thanks Dr Phil (although he smokes you in the hair department).  What the fuck was that paragraph?  Some attempt at being the LEANEST Tony Robbins?

Truth be told I DO NOT care to be the leanest.  I care about being as fit as I possibly can be.  I was ranked 173rd in the WORLD out of over 12,000 one year for Crossfit.  Yeah, I know you don't care, it's gay, etc etc etc. Despite my shitty knee I still managed to hit the top 20% in the world this year for being 53.  I can out work guys 20 years younger than I am. 

I gave up on bodybuilding because of realizing that getting myself into such drastically low bodyfat levels for one day, painting myself up in tanning solution, spending all this extra time at the gym, extra money on food, tanning, etc etc for what?  A PLASTIC FUCKING TROPHY.  No one out side of this cult (a worse cult than crossfit could ever be) gives a rats ass about it.  I have ZERO desire to get as lean you.  I don't need to.  I am happy as fuck looking the way I do.  You, Brian, are anything but happy.

[JustPlaneJane]

The show is today and your leg sucks

If the “show is today”, does that mean you will be posting a video of full depth squats with 405 lbs today ?

Not excuses or wild guesses on what you think you can squat, actually proving that you’re not a liar and full of crap excuses.

Because right now you certainly haven’t backed up much of anything you’ve claimed.

[Phantom Spunker]

I feel sorry for people like you that think that if they post enough pics people will say "Well, shit...this guy is awesome.  Lets ask him to be friends".

I know I matter.  Thanks Dr Phil (although he smokes you in the hair department).  What the fuck was that paragraph?  Some attempt at being the LEANEST Tony Robbins?

Truth be told I DO NOT care to be the leanest.  I care about being as fit as I possibly can be.  I was ranked 173rd in the WORLD out of over 12,000 one year for Crossfit.  Yeah, I know you don't care, it's gay, etc etc etc. Despite my shitty knee I still managed to hit the top 20% in the world this year for being 53.  I can out work guys 20 years younger than I am. 

I gave up on bodybuilding because of realizing that getting myself into such drastically low bodyfat levels for one day, painting myself up in tanning solution, spending all this extra time at the gym, extra money on food, tanning, etc etc for what?  A PLASTIC FUCKING TROPHY.  No one out side of this cult (a worse cult than crossfit could ever be) gives a rats ass about it.  I have ZERO desire to get as lean you.  I don't need to.  I am happy as fuck looking the way I do.  You, Brian, are anything but happy.

That's very cool. Good effort.

[wes]

Damn dude!  9 years older than me currently, and I will never even try to get that lean.  You have a really good flow to your build as well. 

Bhanks would never make it to the Overall Round unless he was in a class of one, but if he did, you'd smoke him easily.....and you are what....a middleweight?

Thanks brother, I had to take off about five years...had lung Cancer and a few other issues....got sloppy but looking much better now.

[wes]

Damn Krank that crossfit ranking is insanely impressive.........props .

[myt1]

You rowing 4 plates? Thats good shit Reminds me of my 20s 3 is plenty for me these days

How do you balance 3 plates on a bar, because there is no way in hell your skinny ass can do 3 on each side? 

You love to post pics everyday, so post a vid of you doing 315 bb rows for more than 1 rep.  You can't and won't.

Everyone rips on you....especially your legs, but your "hardcore" workouts you post are like 2-3 exercises, and no weights/reps given.  HOW THE FUCK do you think you'll get bigger training that way.  My leg workouts are on this site in a thread were some kid asked Coach for advice.  I'm not going to bother finding it for you....what's the point?  You are awesome at everything, so you can find it faster than I can.  Find it.  Haven't "trained" for years, and am starting PT for my knee in two weeks.  You couldn't keep up with me now, let alone after PT is done, and I start "training" again..  You're a joke and a bitch bhanky.

I have had enough of your BULLSHIT AND LIES.  You said you live on an island.....I don't fly.  Give me 6 months after PT, pay for a night or two+ in NC nearest to your island (however many days you want to train, and it can be a cheap Motel 6 for all I care), and the gym drop in fees.   I will pay for my gas, food, and hotel(s) while traveling (I'm assuming it's at least a two day drive from here).   We can video us training together with you following my workout plan.  I guarantee I will make an ass out of you.  I have no social, and don't post pics on the net, but I am so confident that you are a pussy, and will not be able to hang that I will seriously do this just to expose and humiliate you for the fucking fraud you are so that you have no option but to go away.  Other than Straw240, there is no one on any bbing forum I literally hate as much as you.  Exposing your BULLSHIT would be a thrill, and worth the time/expense even though I loath long drives.  So that would put us around October....might be snowing here by then, so let's push me to 5 months, and do it in September so I don't get caught in an early blizzard/ice storm and die. 

Do you accept these terms, and the challenge?  All you have to do is provide proof of pre-payment for the hotel nights, and gym passes (I' can stay the whole week to hit every body part if you want).  AND YES, I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS...........unless gas goes beyond $5/gallon by then. then terms and conditions may apply.  LOL!   

I'm not rich, and amazing at everything like the phony you.  I'm not a competitor, am nothing special, I'm a fucking midget, and with only 5 months post PT, I will not be lifting anywhere near the weights I used to do.  But I'll put myself out there to have video of a 180lb midget either burying/easily hanging with you in the gym (while you weigh 40-50+lbs more...I plan to lean out once my knee is healed/better so I might be only 170 making this thing even better ), exposing who I am, and lifting pussy weights just to prove a point, and shame you.

Stop with your self-aggrandizing shit, and your excuses for the few flaws you have no choice but to acknowledge.   It's tiring for all of us, and we just all wish we lived near you, and could be that guy who "tripped" with a 45lb plate while you're doing DB flat bench and "accidentally" smash your skull in the process.  Admittedly, that huge forehead of yours might be hard to break.  If I knew for sure I'd only get 19 months, 3 squares, and free cable I'd do it in a heartbeat.  You are the weirdest, most annoying, and most delusional guy ever in my 20+ years on this or any other bb'ing site.

ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE BITCH!!!!

[wes]

He is Elf weight

I`d beat you regardless of your weight,......cuz you suck.

I`ve beaten tons of Over-40 heavyweights when they bunch all the guys into one big class....how many have you beaten? 

I`d beat you also...I`m sure of it....you can`t pose, worse legs than mine, torn lopsided bodyparts, and you`re an asshole which would make me go into a self-imposed Spartanlike  existance with the sole purpose of embarrasing you on stage and I know for a fact that you don`t train as hard as me, and you eat like a twelve year old kid......no discipline

My track record speaks for itself,.........so does yours....."Mr. Four Last Place Medals".  LOL 

[wes]

^^^^^^All guys way heavier than me and I beat a bunch of them.....two third places, and one second place.

Got more pics if you want to be embarrased even further....cuz you have no pics sonny.

[bhank]

How do you balance 3 plates on a bar, because there is no way in hell your skinny ass can do 3 on each side? 

You love to post pics everyday, so post a vid of you doing 315 bb rows for more than 1 rep.  You can't and won't.

Everyone rips on you....especially your legs, but your "hardcore" workouts you post are like 2-3 exercises, and no weights/reps given.  HOW THE FUCK do you think you'll get bigger training that way.  My leg workouts are on this site in a thread were some kid asked Coach for advice.  I'm not going to bother finding it for you....what's the point?  You are awesome at everything, so you can find it faster than I can.  Find it.  Haven't "trained" for years, and am starting PT for my knee in two weeks.  You couldn't keep up with me now, let alone after PT is done, and I start "training" again..  You're a joke and a bitch bhanky.

I have had enough of your BULLSHIT AND LIES.  You said you live on an island.....I don't fly.  Give me 6 months after PT, pay for a night or two+ in NC nearest to your island (however many days you want to train, and it can be a cheap Motel 6 for all I care), and the gym drop in fees.   I will pay for my gas, food, and hotel(s) while traveling (I'm assuming it's at least a two day drive from here).   We can video us training together with you following my workout plan.  I guarantee I will make an ass out of you.  I have no social, and don't post pics on the net, but I am so confident that you are a pussy, and will not be able to hang that I will seriously do this just to expose and humiliate you for the fucking fraud you are so that you have no option but to go away.  Other than Straw240, there is no one on any bbing forum I literally hate as much as you.  Exposing your BULLSHIT would be a thrill, and worth the time/expense even though I loath long drives.  So that would put us around October....might be snowing here by then, so let's push me to 5 months, and do it in September so I don't get caught in an early blizzard/ice storm and die. 

Do you accept these terms, and the challenge?  All you have to do is provide proof of pre-payment for the hotel nights, and gym passes (I' can stay the whole week to hit every body part if you want).  AND YES, I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS...........unless gas goes beyond $5/gallon by then. then terms and conditions may apply.  LOL!   

I'm not rich, and amazing at everything like the phony you.  I'm not a competitor, am nothing special, I'm a fucking midget, and with only 5 months post PT, I will not be lifting anywhere near the weights I used to do.  But I'll put myself out there to have video of a 180lb midget either burying/easily hanging with you in the gym (while you weigh 40-50+lbs more...I plan to lean out once my knee is healed/better so I might be only 170 making this thing even better ), exposing who I am, and lifting pussy weights just to prove a point, and shame you.

Stop with your self-aggrandizing shit, and your excuses for the few flaws you have no choice but to acknowledge.   It's tiring for all of us, and we just all wish we lived near you, and could be that guy who "tripped" with a 45lb plate while you're doing DB flat bench and "accidentally" smash your skull in the process.  Admittedly, that huge forehead of yours might be hard to break.  If I knew for sure I'd only get 19 months, 3 squares, and free cable I'd do it in a heartbeat.  You are the weirdest, most annoying, and most delusional guy ever in my 20+ years on this or any other bb'ing site.

ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE BITCH!!!!

You have had enough of me so you want to come hang out and train with me for a weekend? So a date/weekend getaway but in 6 months so you can make yourself pretty first? And you think I am the Bitch? And you want to film these workouts? I don't know dude sounds a little gay.

[wes]

One of thee guys placed in the Universe in London,the other in the Jr. USA....I think at one fifty four I`m holding my own with them.

Where`s your pics again,I think I missed seeing them.  LOL 

[wes]

NABBA NATS over fifty....second place....made the Black guy so mad he quit competing......just the top three there were more guys in my class and guess what,they all weighed more than me.

[bhank]

One of thee guys placed in the Universe in London,the other in the Jr. USA....I think at one fifty four I`m holding my own with them.

Where`s your pics again,I think I missed seeing them.  LOL 

Every time you post your contest lineups this is all I see

[myt1]

I feel sorry for people like you that think that if they post enough pics people will say "Well, shit...this guy is awesome.  Lets ask him to be friends".

I know I matter.  Thanks Dr Phil (although he smokes you in the hair department).  What the fuck was that paragraph?  Some attempt at being the LEANEST Tony Robbins?

Truth be told I DO NOT care to be the leanest.  I care about being as fit as I possibly can be.  I was ranked 173rd in the WORLD out of over 12,000 one year for Crossfit.  Yeah, I know you don't care, it's gay, etc etc etc. Despite my shitty knee I still managed to hit the top 20% in the world this year for being 53.  I can out work guys 20 years younger than I am. 

I gave up on bodybuilding because of realizing that getting myself into such drastically low bodyfat levels for one day, painting myself up in tanning solution, spending all this extra time at the gym, extra money on food, tanning, etc etc for what?  A PLASTIC FUCKING TROPHY.  No one out side of this cult (a worse cult than crossfit could ever be) gives a rats ass about it.  I have ZERO desire to get as lean you.  I don't need to.  I am happy as fuck looking the way I do.  You, Brian, are anything but happy.

Holy fuck....you are on a roll on this page!   Please keep smashing him....I'm seriously laughing out loud from your posts.

If the “show is today”, does that mean you will be posting a video of full depth squats with 405 lbs today ?

Not excuses or wild guesses on what you think you can squat, actually proving that you’re not a liar and full of crap excuses.

Because right now you certainly haven’t backed up much of anything you’ve claimed.

Brutal as always.  So glad you're back

Thanks brother, I had to take off about five years...had lung Cancer and a few other issues....got sloppy but looking much better now.

Seriously you look great there. 

First of all, everyone needs to take time off for something even if it is just boredom of the grind/routine of things. I don't know a single fucking person that hasn't, and I worked at gyms and nutrition stores.  Bhanky is the only guy that has supposedly never missed a single week in the gym for 25+ years

 Secondly, I'm glad you recovered and are OK.  We have much in common, and between here and Mayhem you've always been one of my favorite posters for around 20 years now. 

Lastly, I saw your other pics later in this thread.  I have bad vision, and am wearing 2x reading glasses to view the site, and still am wondering if the middle pic (the one with 4 views) was taken with a 1 mega pixel camera, or one of those old slide cameras you see in really old movies?  Fuck you are old!   

[wes]

Every time you post your contest lineups this is all I see

Heres the two oompa loompas contest records you ass:

Ben Rodriguez

1980

Mr Eastern America - AAU, Teen Medium, 2nd
Mr New York City - AAU, Teen Medium, 1st

2002

Rhode Island Super Natural - NABF, Light-HeavyWeight, 2nd
Rhode Island Super Natural - NABF, Masters, 2nd
USA Junior Nationals - NABBA, Masters 40+, 2nd
USA Junior Nationals - NABBA, Medium, 1st
USA Nationals - NABBA, Masters Overall Winner
USA Nationals - NABBA, Medium, 1st
USA Nationals - NABBA, Masters Short, 1st
Mr Universe - NABBA, Medium, Did not place

2003

USA Nationals - NABBA, Medium, 1st
USA Nationals - NABBA, Masters Short, 1st

2004

Team Universe Championships - NPC, Light-HeavyWeight, 8th
USA Junior Nationals - NABBA, Medium, 1st
USA Junior Nationals - NABBA, Masters 40+, 1st
USA Junior Nationals - NABBA, Overall Winner
USA Nationals - NABBA, Overall Winner
USA Nationals - NABBA, Masters Overall Winner
USA Nationals - NABBA, Medium, 1st
USA Nationals - NABBA, Masters Short, 1st
Mr Universe - NABBA, Masters, 4th

2006

Pro Classic - IFPA, 10th
Junior USA - NPC, Light-HeavyWeight, 8th

2011

North American Championships - NABBA, Overall Winner
North American Championships - NABBA, Masters 50+, 1st
North American Championships - NABBA, Medium, 1st

2012

USA Nationals - NABBA, Pro Masters, 2nd

2013

USA Nationals - NABBA, Pro Masters, 1st
Yorton Cup Pro - IFPA, MiddleWeight, 9th

2014

USA Nationals - NABBA, Pro Masters, 1st



Tyson Palardy

2003

East Coast Championships - NPC, Masters LightWeight, 1st
East Coast Championships - NPC, MiddleWeight, 1st
Eastern USA Championships - NPC, MiddleWeight, 4th
Nationals - NPC, MiddleWeight, Did not place

2004

Junior USA - NPC, Light-HeavyWeight, 4th
New England Championships - NPC, Light-HeavyWeight, 4th
New England Championships - NPC, Masters 40+, 2nd

2005

Junior USA - NPC, Light-HeavyWeight, 12th

[wes]

Where`s your contest record?