Rehab, means nothing these days.
Did it ever mean something? They told me it was a 5% success rate, and I believe it. Those 5% didn't need rehab. They ended up doing it on their own.
Only you, can prevent forest fires.
Awakenings by the Sea is a quaint little in or out patient rehabilitation center located in Seaside, OR. I considered checking in there for a paid vacation, then I decided I didn't want to be around all those drinkers for however long rehab takes. Moreover, if I really liked it there, I'd probably drink again just to get accepted into the program again. Which would be fine if I timed it so that I only went to rehab in the summer when the weather is good at the coast.

Note: before anyone gets on their high horse, I am kidding. I'm sure rehab is great for some people when they want to quit and cannot manage it on their own.