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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13825 on: October 27, 2022, 01:48:59 PM »
But yeah I explained my theory to the local BJJ instructor owner guy and now I think I have to go to his Dojo for a death fight or some such shit which I really didn't want to do but I couldnt just sit there and listen to how this dude thought he was a BJJ instructor when he didnt start grappling until he was an adult. So yeah 2 of the local MMA gyms have owner operators I have to death fight on site now which is annoying as need a place to take my kid. Luckily the local wrestling club is at a church and as long as I praise Jesus I can take my son there to train. They also have a powerlifting club at the church

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hahahaha as if such things exist..

Only in the warped fantasy world of bhanks.

What do they do with the bodies after the matches?
Do they phone the police and show them the waiver they signed and the police just shrug their shoulders and say "well, more fool him"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13826 on: October 27, 2022, 02:02:21 PM »
hahahaha as if such things exist..

Only in the warped fantasy world of bhanks.

What do they do with the bodies after the matches?
Do they phone the police and show them the waiver they signed and the police just shrug their shoulders and say "well, more fool him"

I also couldn't let it rest after the chariity dinner I sent an email to their website saying I was going to fish hook the guy. Then I actually found my old GI  in the garage and it's like fuck am I really planning to do this. And now of course SC is all showing his stripes. I mean I know I can wrestle it's not like you forget but at the same time do I really want to spend my energy dojo storming? So I asked if I could come to open matts on monday as I don't think I can stand going through a practice but open rolling to show my awesomeness and prove my style maybe one more time? I should be an instructor getting too old to have to whoop ass to prove my technique

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13827 on: October 27, 2022, 02:02:35 PM »
It's not even about me notice I am saying any decent 17 year old wrestler. You can not pick up grappling in your 40s just like you cant become a high level boxer if you start in your 40s. Can you learn some things sure but it take years and I mean years to reach general proficiency

And?   Life is about constantly learning and pushing yourself.   I'm pushing myself.   I feel great.  I have no illusions of being some BJJ superstar.  I enjoy the ride, enjoy the camaradiere w the guys, and the discipline. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13828 on: October 27, 2022, 02:10:46 PM »
I also couldn't let it rest after the chariity dinner I sent an email to their website saying I was going to fish hook the guy. Then I actually found my old GI  in the garage and it's like fuck am I really planning to do this. And now of course SC is all showing his stripes. I mean I know I can wrestle it's not like you forget but at the same time do I really want to spend my energy dojo storming? So I asked if I could come to open matts on monday as I don't think I can stand going through a practice but open rolling to show my awesomeness and prove my style maybe one more time? I should be an instructor getting too old to have to whoop ass to prove my technique

I have seen lots of guys dojo and boxing club "storming" on YouTube, never works out for them, just like it wouldnt work out for you

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13829 on: October 27, 2022, 02:20:57 PM »
Stormin’ dojos and battlin’ monsters since ‘77

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13830 on: October 27, 2022, 02:21:15 PM »
This is so exciting.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13831 on: October 27, 2022, 02:32:08 PM »
I should be an instructor getting too old to have to whoop ass to prove my technique

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13832 on: October 27, 2022, 02:59:01 PM »
Current condition just now at 226lbs you guys want to continue to pretend I am small and not in shape with one arm have at it I know better 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13833 on: October 27, 2022, 03:00:00 PM »
That bod’s got I’m ready to storm a dojo written all over it

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13834 on: October 27, 2022, 03:08:56 PM »
Screw a dojo, Hankins needs to represent Getbig in a Kumite.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13835 on: October 27, 2022, 03:13:23 PM »
“Bottom one.”

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13836 on: October 27, 2022, 03:21:57 PM »
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Very good, but Brick, Cobbler, and Women not hit back!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13837 on: October 27, 2022, 03:22:04 PM »
If Bhanky showed up at a dojo and hit a back leg glute pose with his shorts hiked up his anus I don't think anyone would dare to fight him.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13838 on: October 27, 2022, 03:24:56 PM »
Current condition just now at 226lbs you guys want to continue to pretend I am small and not in shape with one arm have at it I know better




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13839 on: October 27, 2022, 03:26:39 PM »
I also couldn't let it rest after the chariity dinner I sent an email to their website saying I was going to fish hook the guy. Then I actually found my old GI  in the garage and it's like fuck am I really planning to do this. And now of course SC is all showing his stripes. I mean I know I can wrestle it's not like you forget but at the same time do I really want to spend my energy dojo storming? So I asked if I could come to open matts on monday as I don't think I can stand going through a practice but open rolling to show my awesomeness and prove my style maybe one more time? I should be an instructor getting too old to have to whoop ass to prove my technique


LOL at your old GI.

From the garage pics you have posted.  Nice garage btw

However, there are no boxes for you to rummage thru.

More lies from horseshit Healy.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13840 on: October 27, 2022, 03:34:15 PM »
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Very good, but Brick, Cobbler, and Women not hit back!

Ray Jackson : So you stomped him real good, huh, Hanky?
Hankins gf : Even worse.
Ray Jackson : What do you mean?
Hankins gf : He made him say, “I’m gay”.
Ray Jackson : Alright, Hanky! But you'd better watch out - you might have to face me next time!
Hankins gf : You guys are out of your minds!
Ray Jackson:

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13841 on: October 27, 2022, 03:49:00 PM »
Current condition just now at 226lbs you guys want to continue to pretend I am small and not in shape with one arm have at it I know better


You know your insecure when your boxers need to say warrior & scholar.

Years of being laughed at in the change room/ jail shower left you needing some positive reinforcement hey Bhanky?

any time you use the bathroom. You tell your self “ I’m a warrior battling anorexia and a scholar moving furniture “


You really need to let those wispy scraps glued on the top of your head go.

You have more hair on your back than the top of your head.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13842 on: October 27, 2022, 03:50:52 PM »
Current condition just now at 226lbs you guys want to continue to pretend I am small and not in shape with one arm have at it I know better

I'm sure I'll be in the minority here but it looks like you've closed the gap between your arms in terms of size/imbalance.  If those lats popped a little more, that would make that shot much better. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13843 on: October 27, 2022, 04:09:29 PM »
I wrestled in Europe in my mid 20s the point is a good 17 year old high school wrestler would destroy SC if they grappled

You’re so full of shit.

You “wrestled” at 143 lbs in high school so that you could dry hump other boys.

The only other wrestling you’ve done is with your sexuality.

Jesus Christ, a trio of unemployed street hobos made you 0-3 in your failed MMA career. You’ve never been in a real fight. You’re a pretender, liar, and an addict. In addition to being a wifebeater.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13844 on: October 27, 2022, 04:12:49 PM »
Current condition just now at 226lbs you guys want to continue to pretend I am small and not in shape with one arm have at it I know better

I'm not tryna be an asshole here, but the bloat on your face/cheeks doesn't look healthy. I hope your kidneys haven't packed up or something.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13845 on: October 27, 2022, 04:22:46 PM »
I'm not tryna be an asshole here, but the bloat on your face/cheeks doesn't look healthy. I hope your kidneys haven't packed up or something.

In 2-1/2 years of posting here he hasn’t gained one pound of muscle, even though he is melting his internal organs with his drug use.

170 lbs without drugs, basically a bald version of Matt Canning.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13846 on: October 27, 2022, 04:29:45 PM »
In 2-1/2 years of posting here he hasn’t gained one pound of muscle, even though he is melting his internal organs with his drug use.

170 lbs without drugs, basically a bald version of Matt Canning.

If at 170 fit lean athletic and healthy - awesome.   But drug use post 40 just for vanity is silly.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13847 on: October 27, 2022, 04:53:52 PM »
I wrestled in Europe in my mid 20s the point is a good 17 year old high school wrestler would destroy SC if they grappled
No you miss the point. None of this matters. Yeah your right actually, I just ran into a situation where I needed wrestling skills the other day. Just kidding, I'm a grown up

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13848 on: October 27, 2022, 04:55:38 PM »
Still waiting for an answer why you had a probation officer when , according to you, you're not a criminal

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13849 on: October 27, 2022, 04:58:07 PM »
No you miss the point. None of this matters. Yeah your right actually, I just ran into a situation where I needed wrestling skills the other day. Just kidding, I'm a grown up

This has to be the most subtle bit of humor I've read on here! ;D  Excellente'!