Oh I see it now...."Strict Curl Nation".....three competitors showed up much like your bodybuilding "contest".
I`m sure that John Cooper, "World Champ" started the organization himself and declared his curl a world record all 14 times !!

Christ,you should start and sanction your own "Half Squat" or "Peach Cobbler" eating organizations.....you`d be swamped with members in a flash !