I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[Dave D]

What are your opening deadlift, squat and bench numbers

This is a strict curl, strict press down and strict leg press meet.

[illuminati]

What are your opening deadlift, squat and bench numbers

Squat 143ibs  Bench 143lbs  Deadlift 143lbs  He's quite Confident of getting those
openers in - unless he Over balances with that Huge Weight in that Noggin of His.

[SF1900]

Does your body produce drugs? There is a difference between a legal FDA classification and medical. Your body does not produce drugs it produces hormones. Insulin, thyroid
, testosterone, estrogen etc etc these are all hormones produced by your body not drugs. Why is it my job to educate you??? When you don’t the truth know what you are talking about just shut up

When I said I don’t use drugs, you called me out for drinking caffeine. Remember that? Implying that caffeine was a drug.

Now you’re saying your stack of PEDs is not drugs.

My god, you are incapable of telling the truth.

[SF1900]

The curls have really brought out your front delts.

Are you wearing a MATH baseball cap as a call out for Matt C?

It’s too show his genius level iq.

No joke, BHANKS said that he was so smart as a child, that a team of scientists studied him. Yes, he actually said that. 

[robcguns]

I picked an opening lift I know I can make. You then tell them your next lift after your first lift and 3rd after 2nd so depends how I am feeling and possibly what others may be doing. But goal is to make a solid lift not attempt more than I can do pop off the wall and get red flagged. I will open at 143 then thinking 150, 155 those are all lifts I have done in practice and should make if I keep my head together. I can then go for a PR ideally on the 4th attempt. But it's my first meet I may trip over my own feet which is why I am taking it conservative with my opener. I am not promising anything other than doing my best and having some fun.

Good luck Hankins.

[Hulkotron]

It’s too show his genius level iq.

No joke, BHANKS said that he was so smart as a child, that a team of scientists studied him. Yes, he actually said that. 

Scientific studies sometimes involve deception, telling participants the wrong reason they are being studied.

[bhank]

When I said I don’t use drugs, you called me out for drinking caffeine. Remember that? Implying that caffeine was a drug.

Now you’re saying your stack of PEDs is not drugs.

My god, you are incapable of telling the truth.

Well caffeine is a drug also what stack again you guys just make shit up. Currently I am prescribed 1.5 cc of 200mg Test a week. Again kind of comical a bodybuilding board wants to spend 700 pages attacking a 45 year old man who told you he was on TRT for being on TRT

[bhank]

Good luck Hankins.

Thanks been up all night again with stomach issues which is annoying had some cramps this morning hoping to rehydrate properly by tomorrow as weight is down a bit as well hoping it's just mental and I feel strong and fully recovered Saturday. It's weird after heavy stricts I am ok the next day but then sore the following 2 days. I should be strong the 4th though that is the plan here. 

[Flexacon]

Bhanky is 45 and his age on the form is 44 so he has obviously been planning on doing this event for a while now. More lies from Hanky.



Also his Mensa IQ failed him again. He was unable to work out that he'd be 45 in December and doesn't seem to understand conversions. 110kg is not the same as 220lbs, it's off by 30lbs

[Soul Crusher]

Straight up murder this am.  Bhanks would have died. 

[GymnJuice]

Thanks been up all night again with stomach issues which is annoying had some cramps this morning hoping to rehydrate properly by tomorrow as weight is down a bit as well hoping it's just mental and I feel strong and fully recovered Saturday. It's weird after heavy stricts I am ok the next day but then sore the following 2 days. I should be strong the 4th though that is the plan here.

You had stomach issues before your first bodybuilding competition last year as well. Do you think it is anxiety?

[bhank]

Bhanky is 45 and his age on the form is 44 so he has obviously been planning on doing this event for a while now. More lies from Hanky.



Also his Mensa IQ failed him again. He was unable to work out that he'd be 45 in December and doesn't seem to understand conversions. 110kg is not the same as 220lbs, it's off by 30lbs

I turn 45 on Monday December 12th and I didn’t make the weight class conversion thanks for playing

[Flexacon]

I turn 45 on Monday December 12th and I didn’t make the weight class conversion thanks for playing

Well caffeine is a drug also what stack again you guys just make shit up. Currently I am prescribed 1.5 cc of 200mg Test a week. Again kind of comical a bodybuilding board wants to spend 700 pages attacking a 45 year old man who told you he was on TRT for being on TRT

So you're not 45? The man that never lies is lying one way or another. Thanks for losing.

[Flexacon]

You had stomach issues before your first bodybuilding competition last year as well. Do you think it is anxiety?

This is just him getting his excuses ready before the inevitable failure.

[bhank]

So you're not 45? The man that never lies is lying one way or another. Thanks for losing.

Do you just wake up and think what can I argue with Brian about today? I mean for fuck sake you have me as your profile pic get a life

[bhank]

This is just him getting his excuses ready before the inevitable failure.

How can I fail?? This isn’t some kind of exam with a passing score. But yeah this is supposed to be my peak weak and I have been unable to eat much and  getting up 6 times a night to use the bathroom. I had planned to be heavier but I have had diarrhea and gas bloating for a week and a half. I also threw up blood 2 nights ago which I am also passing have some kind of bleeding stomach ulcer again. Welcome to my world. I will still make my lifts it’s just not ideal

[Flexacon]

Do you just wake up and think what can I argue with Brian about today? I mean for fuck sake you have me as your profile pic get a life

Yes. That's exactly what I do when I log on here as do several other members. You're basically our little play thing and we like making you jump through hoops.

How can I fail?? This isn’t some kind of exam with a passing score. But yeah this is supposed to be my peak weak and I have been unable to eat much and  getting up 6 times a night to use the bathroom. I had planned to be heavier but I have had diarrhea and gas bloating for a week and a half. I also threw up blood 2 nights ago which I am also passing have some kind of bleeding stomach ulcer again. Welcome to my world. I will still make my lifts it’s just not ideal

At least you're in "great shape"

[wes]

Yup and let us not forget Blobble-Head-bhanky figures for the rear window shelf  in cars and the "bhankyMan Action Figure with "Strict Curl Motion" and "Quick Detach Right Bicep Tendon"  with realistic whining sounds!

In stores in time for last minute shoppers!

LOL 

[Hulkotron]

How is it possible to forget how old you are?

[wes]

Hanky if you aren`t on drugs why did you enter the enhanced division?

[wes]

How can I fail?? This isn’t some kind of exam with a passing score. But yeah this is supposed to be my peak weak and I have been unable to eat much and  getting up 6 times a night to use the bathroom. I had planned to be heavier but I have had diarrhea and gas bloating for a week and a half. I also threw up blood 2 nights ago which I am also passing have some kind of bleeding stomach ulcer again. Welcome to my world. I will still make my lifts it’s just not ideal

Here we go....hasn`t mentioned his gastric problems in months and now he`s dying.

Excuses for losing are prepped! 

[SF1900]

Well caffeine is a drug also what stack again you guys just make shit up. Currently I am prescribed 1.5 cc of 200mg Test a week. Again kind of comical a bodybuilding board wants to spend 700 pages attacking a 45 year old man who told you he was on TRT for being on TRT

You are prescribed drugs by your doctor. Therefore, you take drugs.

[SF1900]

Scientific studies sometimes involve deception, telling participants the wrong reason they are being studied.

LMAO!

Are you saying Bhanks was part of the control group?!?

[Soul Crusher]

728 pages of hilarity.   

[joswift]

Well caffeine is a drug also what stack again you guys just make shit up. Currently I am prescribed 1.5 cc of 200mg Test a week. Again kind of comical a bodybuilding board wants to spend 700 pages attacking a 45 year old man who told you he was on TRT for being on TRT

Bullshit

When did you last have your test levels checked?
If they were above normal levels the doctor would reduce your dose.