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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20575 on: December 28, 2022, 07:20:12 AM »
BHANKS, I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to train.

Do you have any inspirational words for me?

Thanks!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20576 on: December 28, 2022, 07:30:49 AM »
Facial looks grade no homo (10 is highest):

George Clooney - 10
Brad Pitt - 10
Bob Chic - 9
Mike O'Hearn - 9
Bhanks- 4
Ruhl - 2

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20577 on: December 28, 2022, 07:35:16 AM »
Again I am not trying to argue what another man does or doesn’t take I am not grading on any kind of scale I am simply stating at the same age I am in better shape than Ruhl

Thats like saying you look better than Ronnie - no kidding look at the abuse those guys put themselves through for decades

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20578 on: December 28, 2022, 07:52:09 AM »
Thats like saying you look better than Ronnie - no kidding look at the abuse those guys put themselves through for decades

You think I haven’t lived hard as well? I don’t have injuries my body isn’t beat up? I am not comparing myself to a 50 year old Ruhl. I am comparing myself to Ruhl at my age. Also the only reason I am making the comparison is because you guys said he is no bhank in the Ruhl thread. Again attacking my physique. Comparing me to a prime competitive Ruhl when I am 45 years old is not fair. If you want to make the comparison it should be to Ruhl at my age. My physique is better than Ruhls at the same age I kept it together better. He looks deformed at 45/46 years old. He actually retired due to the damage to his chest it’s a lot worse than mine. Then you want to talk legs fine look at his legs again some kind of nerve damage rear his calves are missing and he is bow legged. Both his arms are covered in surgical scars from removing oil as are both his shoulders he has a handful of gyno on both sides and no chest anymore. So yeah he is no bhank I look better than ever now at 45 despite my injuries he looks like shit at 45. He still has big biceps that’s it. His build is ugly as hell I look fresh in comparison


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20579 on: December 28, 2022, 07:58:18 AM »
You think I haven’t lived hard as well? I don’t have injuries my body isn’t beat up? I am not comparing myself to a 50 year old Ruhl. I am comparing myself to Ruhl at my age. Also the only reason I am making the comparison is because you guys said he is no bhank in the Ruhl thread. Again attacking my physique. Comparing me to a prime competitive Ruhl when I am 45 years old is not fair. If you want to make the comparison it should be to Ruhl at my age. My physique is better than Ruhls at the same age I kept it together better. He looks deformed at 45/46 years old. He actually retired due to the damage to his chest it’s a lot worse than mine. Then you want to talk legs fine look at his legs again some kind of nerve damage rear his calves are missing and he is bow legged. Both his arms are covered in surgical scars from removing oil as are both his shoulders he has a handful of gyno on both sides and no chest anymore. So yeah he is no bhank I look better than ever now at 45 despite my injuries he looks like shit at 45. He still has big biceps that’s it. His build is ugly as hell I look fresh in comparison



BHANKS, you do look a lot better than Ruhl.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20580 on: December 28, 2022, 08:02:45 AM »
BHANKS, you do look a lot better than Ruhl.

Can't really compare them unless Ruhl puts on a hat.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20581 on: December 28, 2022, 08:05:24 AM »
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20582 on: December 28, 2022, 08:05:55 AM »
You think I haven’t lived hard as well? I don’t have injuries my body isn’t beat up? I am not comparing myself to a 50 year old Ruhl. I am comparing myself to Ruhl at my age. Also the only reason I am making the comparison is because you guys said he is no bhank in the Ruhl thread. Again attacking my physique. Comparing me to a prime competitive Ruhl when I am 45 years old is not fair. If you want to make the comparison it should be to Ruhl at my age. My physique is better than Ruhls at the same age I kept it together better. He looks deformed at 45/46 years old. He actually retired due to the damage to his chest it’s a lot worse than mine. Then you want to talk legs fine look at his legs again some kind of nerve damage rear his calves are missing and he is bow legged. Both his arms are covered in surgical scars from removing oil as are both his shoulders he has a handful of gyno on both sides and no chest anymore. So yeah he is no bhank I look better than ever now at 45 despite my injuries he looks like shit at 45. He still has big biceps that’s it. His build is ugly as hell I look fresh in comparison



Thata a rough video,.   Yikes! 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20583 on: December 28, 2022, 08:09:05 AM »
Can't really compare them unless Ruhl puts on a hat.
Ruhl's hair looks great with product in it

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20584 on: December 28, 2022, 08:09:32 AM »
I looked better than you when I was 46,57,and 61, regardless of my bodyweight which is of no consequence in bodybuilding.....if a guy looks better,he simply looks better regardless of what he weighs,it`s not a heaviest bodyweight contest..... and I will look better than you again when I next unveil my future metamorphosis due to not being a torn up mess and having a more pleasing look and a normal belly button.  ;D

Mark my words Brian,I am not your average frail senior citizen like you enjoy saying.....I have plenty of gear,plenty of desire and determination,plenty of drive,and plenty of incentive, and I love to challenge myself in the face of adversity which I have had in spades in the last few years and I have overcome it every time.

Keep on curling son,and try to bring that smaller arm up to par......you can do it hopefully cuz it really throws off your build along with the oversized delt and pec tear,but it`s all good.......you look great!  ;D

Is this some kind of Russian bot that posts the same thing over and over?

It’s the exact same post bragging about what he was in the past and how awesome he will be in the future, yet absolutely nothing ever happens. Is it a bot or a senile old blowhard?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20585 on: December 28, 2022, 08:10:50 AM »
Can't really compare them unless Ruhl puts on a hat.

Or put retired Ruhl on the other clown’s drug stack.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20586 on: December 28, 2022, 08:15:26 AM »
Can't really compare them unless Ruhl puts on a hat.

Then the ultimate show down will occur!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20587 on: December 28, 2022, 08:19:29 AM »
Then the ultimate show down will occur!

Bhank versus ESFitness

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20588 on: December 28, 2022, 08:21:21 AM »
Then the ultimate show down will occur!

Perhaps an "ultimate chow-down" could also be arranged?

Ruhl and Bhanky compete against each other in eating peach cobblers?

 ;)


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20589 on: December 28, 2022, 08:22:45 AM »
Perhaps an "ultimate chow-down" could also be arranged?

Ruhl and Bhanky compete against each other in eating peach cobblers?

 ;)



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20590 on: December 28, 2022, 08:30:52 AM »
Bhank versus ESFitness

ESFitness: "Is that a gram?"

Brian Hankins: "New NPC card. Whaddya think?"

Hankins slides his card across the table; it's off-white, with the words BRIAN WOOD HANKINS: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black.
The assembled party gasp in admiration.

ESFitness: "Whoa! Very nice. Look at that."

Hankins proudly leans back in his chair.

"Picked 'em up from NPC headquarters yesterday."

ESFitness: "Good coloring."

Hankins: "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

Michael Arvilla interrupts.
"That's very cool, Hankins, but that's nothing. Look at this..."

He whips out his card, laying it next to Hankin’s on the table. Off-white with the words MICHAEL ARVILLA: NPC COMPETITOR centered and embossed in black, it is basically indistinguishable.

"Eggshell with romalian type. What do ya think?”

Hankins smiles bitterly.
"Nice."

Tim Wescott then chimes in with, "Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?"

Hankins speaks in voiceover.
"I can't believe Wes prefers Arvilla's NPC card to mine."

Now Tim pulls out his card.
"But wait. You ain't seen nothing yet."
It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY WESCOTT: NPC COMPETITOR.
"Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White"

"Impressive. Very nice.", Hankins mutters. "Let's see Muscle Matters’ card."

The room falls silent as Tim produces Wei Wu’s card.

Hankins speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it."
His face creases in horror.
"Oh my God. It even says IFBB Pro on it."
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20591 on: December 28, 2022, 08:39:49 AM »
Again I am stating simple Facts Bhank at 45 looks a lot better than Ruhl did at 46 you guys say I have injuries I look balanced aesthetic and fresh and proportionate compared to a 46 year old Ruhl. His chest is damaged bad as are his legs apparently his arms and delta have surgical scars and are not the same size he has what looks to be two handfuls of gyno on both sides and his chest tore bad there is a hole in the middle again say whatever nonsense you want but it’s True a 45 year old bhank beats a 46 year old Ruhl

I agree Brian. Today right now you look better than Ruhl because although he has you on mass you're still well over 200 lbs and you look more fresh and balanced and aesthetic.

How do you think you compare to Lee Priest today?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20592 on: December 28, 2022, 08:41:35 AM »
Newsflash your body isn’t going to respond to gear at 67 years old doesn’t matter how much you take.

It'll respond likely to a lesser degree but it is risky peeling for a contest at that age. I imagine Wes isn't going to take things to the limit at 67.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20593 on: December 28, 2022, 09:04:36 AM »
I agree Brian. Today right now you look better than Ruhl because although he has you on mass you're still well over 200 lbs and you look more fresh and balanced and aesthetic.

How do you think you compare to Lee Priest today?
Priest looks like hes full of oil and is a bit torn up and narrow
Brian has the height advantage to make him look small

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20594 on: December 28, 2022, 09:12:10 AM »
Again I am stating simple Facts Bhank at 45 looks a lot better than Ruhl did at 46 you guys say I have injuries I look balanced aesthetic and fresh and proportionate compared to a 46 year old Ruhl. His chest is damaged bad as are his legs apparently his arms and delta have surgical scars and are not the same size he has what looks to be two handfuls of gyno on both sides and his chest tore bad there is a hole in the middle again say whatever nonsense you want but it’s True a 45 year old bhank beats a 46 year old Ruhl

Who talks this crap? The haters?

You look great!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20595 on: December 28, 2022, 09:13:48 AM »
I agree Brian. Today right now you look better than Ruhl because although he has you on mass you're still well over 200 lbs and you look more fresh and balanced and aesthetic.

How do you think you compare to Lee Priest today?

Half a foot taller taller to start

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20596 on: December 28, 2022, 09:16:57 AM »
Half a foot taller taller to start

That’s a win. On stage he wouldn’t stand a chance.

Height is the reason guys like Gunther did so well.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20597 on: December 28, 2022, 09:17:20 AM »
Half a foot taller taller to start

BHANKS, I want to give you props: your chest currently looks more balanced.

Job well done and keep up the good work, dude!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20598 on: December 28, 2022, 09:28:21 AM »
BHANKS, I want to give you props: your chest currently looks more balanced.

Job well done and keep up the good work, dude!
One shoulder twice the size of the other one balances one side of his chest being double in size. Symmetrical beast

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #20599 on: December 28, 2022, 09:28:34 AM »
lol at the pic you posted he has nerve damage bad he is bow legged and missing a calf on one side. Look at the size difference between the two there is something medically wrong here my calf’s may be small but they are not deformed hey have proper matching shape he is deformed

Obviously needs to up the cobbler.  Does strudel work also?  That might be his problem