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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25250 on: January 30, 2023, 12:04:17 PM »
It’s too late to qualify but I will qualify in July for next year

Looking forward to the vomit covered excuses come July

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25251 on: January 30, 2023, 12:04:18 PM »
Whatever you say I intend to follow the rules of the organizations hosting the biggest meets and the biggest meet is the Arnold. And SCN is the host so I am going to follow their rules. I am also trying to go to the Olympia where they use a different bar I will follow those rules there. Hell the organization I am competing at in March is also a different bar and they have an extra command I am not the one who makes the rules. I just show up and lift. Between Jeff’s definition of what he thinks is a strict curl( fucking idiot thinks the wall helps) and the federation holding the strict curl meet at the Arnold I am going to go with the federations definition.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25252 on: January 30, 2023, 12:05:01 PM »
Looking forward to the vomit covered excuses come July
Pukey "Powerlifter" Of Peace   :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25253 on: January 30, 2023, 12:07:59 PM »
If he manages to get there he will likely get all exited and go too heavy and tear off his bicep in front of about 50 people in the audience.(including competitors)
PARSH  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25254 on: January 30, 2023, 12:09:23 PM »
Pukey "Powerlifter" Of Peace   :D

You are really nailing your alliteration there!!!

Fortress should be proud!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25256 on: January 30, 2023, 12:12:00 PM »
You are really nailing your alliteration there!!!

Fortress should be proud!
Thanks Haz!  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25257 on: January 30, 2023, 12:12:49 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25258 on: January 30, 2023, 12:17:37 PM »
It’s too late to qualify but I will qualify in July for next year

Maybe you'll qualify, but I bet something snaps before you compete.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25259 on: January 30, 2023, 12:23:02 PM »
As rate we are going, 2000 pages is going to happen in 1/2 the time it took to get to 1000.  God only knows the puke, vomit, anal bleeding, boyfriends coming out of the woodwork, torn biceps, unwanted pics of Hanks in a thong, cobbler and chinese food pics,  fake weight scale videos etc its going to take to get there.     

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25260 on: January 30, 2023, 12:25:44 PM »
As rate we are going, 2000 pages is going to happen in 1/2 the time it took to get to 1000.  God only knows the puke, vomit, anal bleeding, boyfriends coming out of the woodwork, torn biceps, unwanted pics of Hanks in a thong, cobbler and chinese food pics,  fake weight scale videos etc its going to take to get there.   

Fake weight?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25261 on: January 30, 2023, 12:29:10 PM »
Fake weight?

you drink a gallon of sugar water, eat a pizza and a pie hop of the scale, and try to sell that you are 235 and gaining muscle.  Come on bro.   Lets call it what it is. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25262 on: January 30, 2023, 12:30:40 PM »
Fake weight?

Yes, now get in your thong and prove us wrong boy!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25263 on: January 30, 2023, 12:34:22 PM »
I hope Brian doesn't have "Coops" drive him to the meet.
May get arrested along the way. Chugging the PWO of Gatorade and Cabo-Wabo...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25264 on: January 30, 2023, 12:34:51 PM »
you drink a gallon of sugar water, eat a pizza and a pie hop of the scale, and try to sell that you are 235 and gaining muscle.  Come on bro.   Lets call it what it is.

Whether I have 5 gallons of Gatorade in me or not the scale is not rigged there is nothing fake about my weight. Obviously in the morning on an empty belly or after not eating much for a day or two I can weigh less. That doesn’t mean my average weight has not been going up. If my high point with a full belly is higher than also means my low empty weight is also higher. You guys act like I have 30lbs of food and fluid in my stomach which is just insane

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25265 on: January 30, 2023, 12:39:45 PM »
I hope Brian doesn't have "Coops" drive him to the meet.
May get arrested along the way. Chugging the PWO of Gatorade and Cabo-Wabo...

I'd be more worried about the "road head" Hankins might try and sneak in there on poor Coop.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25266 on: January 30, 2023, 01:22:11 PM »
this thread should be renamed at least to the 'bhanks show'or the bhanks strict curlathon'or bhanks vs the people...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25267 on: January 30, 2023, 01:36:37 PM »
this thread should be renamed at least to the 'bhanks show'or the bhanks strict curlathon'or bhanks vs the people...

Its not my fault these bitches didn't even lift today they had to start another thread to share their yoga workouts and I have mercifully kept that thread alive with an occasional check in

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25268 on: January 30, 2023, 01:39:17 PM »
Bhank is so deluded he thinks he is so naturally large and strong and that he is competing at higher weight class than he should.

Most people are trying to cut weight and he will need to maintain or gain weight to compete where he wants to.

This thread is this long, in part, because of his stupidity while claiming to literally being a genius.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25269 on: January 30, 2023, 01:45:31 PM »
Its not my fault these bitches didn't even lift today they had to start another thread to share their yoga workouts and I have mercifully kept that thread alive with an occasional check in

I did more lifting and weights before you woke up than you will do in 6 months with your GAY AS F lmfao "strict curl" nonsense. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25270 on: January 30, 2023, 01:50:32 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25271 on: January 30, 2023, 01:57:22 PM »
Its not my fault these bitches didn't even lift today they had to start another thread to share their yoga workouts and I have mercifully kept that thread alive with an occasional check in

I do get a laugh though at "sweating to the oldies" when I am indeed in the turf-room doing my intervals.  :)

Trying to order Richard Simmons DVD's? now.  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25272 on: January 30, 2023, 02:03:34 PM »
People stop telling gay jokes yet here we are every other post is some gay shit on getbig and best yet you fags even put gay porn up an think it is funny to look at and repost 10 times. Jean likes to may gay porn collages for fuck sake. But mom jokes? Mom jokes are bad ok

So says the guy that put up a photo of his buttcheeks (with one of his hands "caressing" himself back there) and you say something about every other post being "gay"?

Pot calling the kettle Hebrew.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25273 on: January 30, 2023, 02:19:24 PM »
Whether I have 5 gallons of Gatorade in me or not the scale is not rigged there is nothing fake about my weight. Obviously in the morning on an empty belly or after not eating much for a day or two I can weigh less. That doesn’t mean my average weight has not been going up. If my high point with a full belly is higher than also means my low empty weight is also higher. You guys act like I have 30lbs of food and fluid in my stomach which is just insane

Brian, there’s a reason you never show your full body when weighing yourself.

You are holding weights from your gym downstairs.

Just trying to inflate the numbers.

You easily have 30 lbs of food in your stomach. You said several times you drink a gallon of full sugar Gatorade.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25274 on: January 30, 2023, 02:32:32 PM »
Brian, there’s a reason you never show your full body when weighing yourself.

You are holding weights from your gym downstairs.

Just trying to inflate the numbers.

You easily have 30 lbs of food in your stomach. You said several times you drink a gallon of full sugar Gatorade.

Full sugar gatorade why not just come out and say you don't lift? You are a calorie counting soy boy sweating his belly off to the oldies at best. You think Louies guys were worried about the sugar content of gatorade??