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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29475 on: March 08, 2023, 06:39:38 AM »
The 1/2 of sausage was spaulding, not calories.  I think you missed that perhaps?   :D ;D :D ;D
Hahaha that got me good

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29476 on: March 08, 2023, 06:43:14 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29477 on: March 08, 2023, 06:45:49 AM »
So after trying to catch up with this topic i see from some old quotes brian thinks he's better than all the mr America's since 1959 ;D
This is guy is pure comedy gold

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29478 on: March 08, 2023, 06:48:38 AM »
Like the new shoes,knee sleeves,and Inzer belt were gonna propell his "squats" through the fucking stratosphere      ;D .....now all that pretty expensive stuff is collecting dust in his closet as the new "pussy powerlifting" singlet takes precedense. 

You couldn`t make this shit up if you were Steven Fucking Spielberg!  ;D

Its painful to watch that.   The gassed out, the gut and gunt full blown out, the shaking, etc.   I don't blame him one bit for no longer pursuing his squat dreams any more.   

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29479 on: March 08, 2023, 06:49:02 AM »
Don`t give him a pass Chris....there always the:
sloppy mayo coated/slathered subs
chicken wings by the bushel basket
the puke on a plate with the sausage and gravy I wouldn`t feed to a staving dog
fries up the ass
copious amounts of lce cream with fucking cool whip....just like Bill Pearl ate  ;D
sugar laden soda
the infamous entire peach cobbler in one sitting
50 gallon drums of "Garbagade"
tons of bread...which is crap if it`s high GI white bread,,,,,insulin spike of peace
 

Living the dream of living the bodybuilding lifestyle....and in his case it is actually a dream!  :D

Only possesses one facet of what I have always called the 5 "D"`s.....no desire,no drive,no dedication,no discipline....the only "D" he practices regularly is "D" for drugs.

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I've said it before if he wasn't such a dick I'd feel bad for him. What are you doing to your body dude? Forcing all that crap down like you're a crazy active 20 something year old guy.it's hilarious though that he doesn't give any credit to his obviously crazy high metabolism. Like he's working out so hard to burn that off. He eats to the point of distention every day. All the digestive problems he claims are self inflicted. Shitting blood, dropping 10lbs overnight. Your body is telling you to stop doing something! Just like his bad knees say don't squat. But Brian just plows on through. This won't end well

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29480 on: March 08, 2023, 06:51:20 AM »
Like the new shoes,knee sleeves,and Inzer belt were gonna propell his "squats" through the fucking stratosphere      ;D .....now all that pretty expensive stuff is collecting dust in his closet as the new "pussy powerlifting" singlet takes precedense. 

You couldn`t make this shit up if you were Steven Fucking Spielberg!  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29481 on: March 08, 2023, 07:04:24 AM »

Christ I was knocking out deep sets of multiple sets of 10 good reps with 315 in the early 2000`s ...did my first set of 20 reps with 225 in the mid 1970`s and 315 after that for the first time in my life on the same day..... weighing about 125.....did a full below parallell rep with 405 in the early 90`s,and 370 for a deep triple in the mid 2000`s....and I was way lighter than the weight of his big head alone.

My legs sucked but I could squat great for my size with a sparrowlike bone  structure,and a hummingbird merabolism.....I`m not bragging, just comparing myself with Hanky the beast!  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29482 on: March 08, 2023, 07:06:51 AM »
I've said it before if he wasn't such a dick I'd feel bad for him. What are you doing to your body dude? Forcing all that crap down like you're a crazy active 20 something year old guy.it's hilarious though that he doesn't give any credit to his obviously crazy high metabolism. Like he's working out so hard to burn that off. He eats to the point of distention every day. All the digestive problems he claims are self inflicted. Shitting blood, dropping 10lbs overnight. Your body is telling you to stop doing something! Just like his bad knees say don't squat. But Brian just plows on through. This won't end well
You nailed it bro!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29483 on: March 08, 2023, 07:12:16 AM »
Can we get this thread renamed please???

"I bet half of you didn't even gain an ounce of muscle in 30 years"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29484 on: March 08, 2023, 07:13:23 AM »
I've said it before if he wasn't such a dick I'd feel bad for him. What are you doing to your body dude? Forcing all that crap down like you're a crazy active 20 something year old guy.it's hilarious though that he doesn't give any credit to his obviously crazy high metabolism. Like he's working out so hard to burn that off. He eats to the point of distention every day. All the digestive problems he claims are self inflicted. Shitting blood, dropping 10lbs overnight. Your body is telling you to stop doing something! Just like his bad knees say don't squat. But Brian just plows on through. This won't end well


just gotta realize that the world is filled w delusional, stupid fuckin people....theres no hope for some, theyre just too dumb.... hankins takes the cake in the bb world though... it also looks like he takes the dick too!!!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29485 on: March 08, 2023, 07:23:01 AM »

just gotta realize that the world is filled w delusional, stupid fuckin people....theres no hope for some, theyre just too dumb.... hankins takes the cake in the bb world though... it also looks like he takes the dick too!!!!!!
Ya if he just came out of the closet and stopped being such a self hating homosexual a lot of his mental disorders would probably go away.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29486 on: March 08, 2023, 07:24:54 AM »
Butt Pirate Of Peace  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29487 on: March 08, 2023, 07:42:48 AM »
I honestly took it as a joke but you're correct.  Seriously the guy is force feeding himself. We've as seen the grocery list of food he claims he shoving down his throat.  I guess for once he wasn't lying. Look at the crap he's starting his day with. Waffles, french toast, 1/2lb sausage, chugging Gatorade. And it's not getting him any bigger. He could eat 3 meals a day and be fine. Then he cries about digestion issues lol mental illness


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29488 on: March 08, 2023, 08:02:58 AM »
^^^^^.HMMMM.....looks delicious!  :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29489 on: March 08, 2023, 08:03:19 AM »
like joswift says, hanky will disappear for a bit in this thread then come back like nothing happened posting his usual garbage

would be sweet if he fucked off for good, like fucked off in a manner of driving off a 100 foot high bridge

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29490 on: March 08, 2023, 08:06:39 AM »
like joswift says, hanky will disappear for a bit in this thread then come back like nothing happened posting his usual garbage

would be sweet if he fucked off for good, like fucked off in a manner of driving off a 100 foot high bridge

signed, Emilys man/Spencers real dad
I honestly don`t think he will return this time....this shit was fucking savage!!  :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29491 on: March 08, 2023, 08:10:16 AM »
Personally i want him back, the videos with high pitched voices and the shakes, the delusional boasting. It's entertaining

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29492 on: March 08, 2023, 08:10:56 AM »
I honestly don`t think he will return this time....this shit was fucking savage!!  :D

He will be back..

He will just ignore the questions and pretend like nothing happened.

He was online this morning

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29493 on: March 08, 2023, 08:12:03 AM »
He will be back..

He will just ignore the questions and pretend like nothing happened.

He was online this morning

or he  is organizing his plan to come "take my life"  :o :o

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29494 on: March 08, 2023, 08:14:58 AM »
I've said it before if he wasn't such a dick I'd feel bad for him. What are you doing to your body dude? Forcing all that crap down like you're a crazy active 20 something year old guy.it's hilarious though that he doesn't give any credit to his (obviously crazy high metabolism doses of) PEDs. Like he's working out so hard to burn that off. He eats to the point of distention every day. All the digestive problems he claims are self inflicted. Shitting blood, dropping 10lbs overnight. Your body is telling you to stop doing something! Just like his bad knees say don't squat. But Brian just plows on through. This won't end well

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29495 on: March 08, 2023, 08:19:27 AM »
or he  is organizing his plan to come "take my life"  :o :o

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29496 on: March 08, 2023, 08:20:29 AM »
He was online this morning
No shit.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29497 on: March 08, 2023, 08:25:02 AM »
He will be back..

He will just ignore the questions and pretend like nothing happened.

He was online this morning

yep, does it every time

His "Pump cover" thread was an attempt to divert attention away from the stadium arm flex thread

He just doesnt care how much humiliation comes his way, in fact he doesnt even recognise it.
Narcisists never admit to being wrong, they just change tack and try and gaslight the other person.
Same with the always reverting back to his arm whenever hes in trouble.
People should never have agreed that his left arm is any good, its givben him a lifeline
Once he tears it curling we will be rid of him

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29498 on: March 08, 2023, 08:40:39 AM »
I've said it before if he wasn't such a dick I'd feel bad for him. What are you doing to your body dude? Forcing all that crap down like you're a crazy active 20 something year old guy.it's hilarious though that he doesn't give any credit to his obviously crazy high metabolism. Like he's working out so hard to burn that off. He eats to the point of distention every day. All the digestive problems he claims are self inflicted. Shitting blood, dropping 10lbs overnight. Your body is telling you to stop doing something! Just like his bad knees say don't squat. But Brian just plows on through. This won't end well

He admits he takes several drugs to increase his metabolism

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29499 on: March 08, 2023, 08:46:07 AM »
He admits he takes several drugs to increase his metabolism
Which makes zero sense. How about just clean up your diet? Eating a bunch of garbage and hammering the stims to stay lean. You can see how his hands shake and hear it in his voice.