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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29925 on: March 13, 2023, 07:19:03 AM »
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29926 on: March 13, 2023, 07:31:22 AM »



That is EXCATLY how creepy as FFFFFFUUUCCCKKKKK this video is. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29927 on: March 13, 2023, 07:57:07 AM »
omg you guys have to watch this video, watch his facial expressions (and his purple face),...Im telling you with 100% certainty he has a level of retardation




100% he's not all there - got more than a few misfiring cylinders in that Huge Noggin.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29928 on: March 13, 2023, 08:27:23 AM »
Are we to understand the strict curl obsession has peaked?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29929 on: March 13, 2023, 08:39:45 AM »
Are we to understand the strict curl obsession has peaked?

Of course - like everything else - HE QUIT!!! 

He is lazy, does not want to work hard, and gives up at the drop of the hat.  Maybe Coop stole his GF or something at the same time 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29930 on: March 13, 2023, 08:40:06 AM »
Are we to understand the strict curl obsession has peaked?

I believe the bicep has been ripped off the tendon.

According to my count.

Squats 1 Brian 0
Strict Curl 1 Brian 0

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29931 on: March 13, 2023, 08:41:17 AM »
Of course - like everything else - HE QUIT!!! 

He is lazy, does not want to work hard, and gives up at the drop of the hat.

Maybe Coop stole his GF racecars or something at the same time 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29932 on: March 13, 2023, 08:42:56 AM »
Are we to understand the strict curl obsession has peaked?
What`s hip today,might become passe` !!

As it did in this idiots "training" "regimen".............hit or miss, eat any junk laying around, take a shitload of GH to stay lean,inconsistantly train like a twat, and quit before you begin.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29933 on: March 13, 2023, 08:49:06 AM »


Coop and Spaulding both seem to fit Bhanks perfectly well, both are batshit insane too.  But now since reading GB they are probably in a 3 way lovers' spat since they now all know of each other.   

Clegg probably showed up to beat the F out of Bhanks again and Bhanks ran off the property and is still hiding in the woods so he can't post. 

In the meantime, Josh is measuring the drapes, cleaning up the mess all over, throwing out all the bum looking clothes, etc.  He will probably put up the strict curl bar and the power suit and other crap onto EBY or just leave by the curb. 

Emm is probably looking through his laptop and realizing all the men Bhanks is DM'ng nudes too trolling for D.  Hopefully she can make nice with Josh while he cleans up the debris strewn all over the yard.   

A lot going on over there in kitty Hawk right now.  That's why Bhanks is MIA right now.   

Sad thing, all the vendor bills are going unpaid since accounts payables has to wait for Bhanks to deal with all of this.   So they are probably going to send it into collections and Bhanks going to get laid off. 


What a freaking mess that all could have been avoided. 


 :D ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29934 on: March 13, 2023, 09:13:55 AM »
The swimming pool is turning green and the pool table felt is threadbare.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29935 on: March 13, 2023, 09:25:27 AM »
The swimming pool is turning green and the pool table felt is threadbare.

We warned him but he did not listen.  Now the Bhanky Bunch need a new home to look for since Josh is moving in, the race cars are gone, boat sunk in the canal sitting in the mud at the bottom, etc.

Sad situation, maybe he can sell his life story to some cable channel to document this hillbilly meltdown and train wreck.   

He had it all.   And now he gets to live the rest of his life like a shnook. 




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29936 on: March 13, 2023, 09:28:55 AM »
The swimming pool is turning green and the pool table felt is threadbare.

At least the cue ball is still there.    :D  :D  :D  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29937 on: March 13, 2023, 10:00:48 AM »
None of this matters towards the big picture.

As long as there's a selfie ring, there's a way.

Also, none of this matters as he is still making gains!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29938 on: March 13, 2023, 10:03:01 AM »
Also, none of this matters as he is still making gains!

The only thing that has grown is his GUNT and Melon Head.  Everything else has gotten smaller and more atrophied. 

Belly Building at its finest. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29939 on: March 13, 2023, 10:03:22 AM »
 
At least the cue ball is still there.    :D  :D  :D  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29940 on: March 13, 2023, 10:20:10 AM »
Yeah this is completely normal for a gay bald 45 yo man doing a squat lifting his shirt up before and after.    WTFING F!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29941 on: March 13, 2023, 10:27:40 AM »
Toothpicks of peace. 


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29942 on: March 13, 2023, 10:36:57 AM »
Yeah this is completely normal for a gay bald 45 yo man doing a squat lifting his shirt up before and after.    WTFING F!!!

Mental Illness of Peace. 


Whoopdie fucking doo ....could barely walk it out.

Meanwhile around 2005 or so ? I did 315 for 3 X 10,2X8,and 1X6..... all in the same workout,all below paralell,wearing a BELT CUZ I`M NOT FUCKING STUPID...with knee wraps at 165 pounds bodyweight...........and waaaaaay older than this weak twat!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29943 on: March 13, 2023, 10:39:28 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29944 on: March 13, 2023, 10:42:53 AM »
Also, none of this matters as he is still making gains!

Yes.

225 lbs in 2013

225.65218961 lbs in 2023
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29945 on: March 13, 2023, 10:44:12 AM »
Yes.

225 lbs in 2013

225.65218961 lbs in 2023
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29946 on: March 13, 2023, 10:45:50 AM »
Yes.

225 lbs in 2013

225.65218961 lbs in 2023


44 inch waist!

I think we don’t realize Brian  has been packing on the mass on his belly.

And over the next decade, those inches that he has  packed onto his belly, will transfer over to his arms and legs.

This is then the true cocoon protocols in its absolute.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29947 on: March 13, 2023, 10:50:07 AM »

44 inch waist!

I think we don’t realize Brian  has been packing on the mass on his belly.

And over the next decade, those inches that he has  packed onto his belly, will transfer over to his arms and legs.

This is then the true cocoon protocols in its absolute.

Look at those tooth picks in the curl video.  For all the drugs and gear he has blasted - literally zero to show for it.   And when he goes off he will be back to 165-175 lbs - MAX and look like he never lifted a day in his life. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29948 on: March 13, 2023, 11:45:16 AM »
I'll look into Dare Count arrest records

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29949 on: March 13, 2023, 11:50:25 AM »
I'll look into Dare Count arrest records

I wouldn't be surprised if he put his hands on a female over the weekend