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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32725 on: April 28, 2023, 06:41:33 PM »
Takes a peptide that has only been researched on monkies.....

Says he never claims he is the only one doing the work yet starts a thread "I bet half you didn't train today"

Takes magic pills because he can't do the work necessary to achieve a semi-good physique

Claims someone is a fat boy but takes a peptide and various other drugs to keep his bodyfat low...despite claiming its all hard work and diet.

The same one taking drugs and peptides to lose more bodyfat says someone who puts work in is only doing so to keep his fat belly away.

Can't muster the balls to finish a show, talks shit about the night show...the proceeds to say he could have won.


Crying like a bitch....bhanks the retard

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32726 on: April 28, 2023, 09:41:02 PM »
Takes a peptide that has only been researched on monkies.....

Says he never claims he is the only one doing the work yet starts a thread "I bet half you didn't train today"

Takes magic pills because he can't do the work necessary to achieve a semi-good physique

Claims someone is a fat boy but takes a peptide and various other drugs to keep his bodyfat low...despite claiming its all hard work and diet.

The same one taking drugs and peptides to lose more bodyfat says someone who puts work in is only doing so to keep his fat belly away.

Can't muster the balls to finish a show, talks shit about the night show...the proceeds to say he could have won.


Crying like a bitch....bhanks the retard

All true.

And not only that but....

Every time he makes even a half assed effort to get in shape it almost kills him.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32727 on: April 29, 2023, 04:59:22 PM »
He has so much self belief hes never going to take his own life

NPDs rarely commit suicide. Their narcissism protects them. (Unfortunately)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32728 on: April 29, 2023, 06:53:36 PM »
All true.

And not only that but....

Every time he makes even a half assed effort to get in shape it almost kills him.

Just think, he almost died eating 3k calories a day of garbage food and walking 30-45 minutes.

It's all the drugs he takes.

That's what he is, all drugs.

It's been obvious since day one.

He knows nothing about bodybuilding.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32729 on: April 30, 2023, 03:56:09 AM »
Everything is just grand and everyone is natty.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32730 on: April 30, 2023, 04:00:53 AM »
Getbiggers just can’t quit bhanks

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32731 on: April 30, 2023, 05:10:20 AM »
BHanks ticker will be quitting on him soon enough... Purple pencil of peace...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32732 on: April 30, 2023, 05:22:39 AM »
Getbiggers just can’t quit bhanks

We are just Clegging around till the gran finale when em gets the mansion and moves in Joey guido ex bf.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32733 on: May 01, 2023, 07:56:49 AM »
 :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32734 on: May 04, 2023, 09:23:19 PM »
:D

LMFAO @ pringles, condoms and turkey legs. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32735 on: May 05, 2023, 04:49:20 AM »
Bhanky is really in your heads.

You are all his bitch.




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32736 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:24 PM »
There is a Posting Activity By Time chart in everyone's user Profile, but it's not numbered and also does not separate for Unemployed Bhanky Era vs. Accounts Payable Bhanky Era so of limited help

Overall he peaks early/mid-morning in that furious frenzy of stream of consciousness Hater Rebuttal posts we are all familiar with


But .... as a very quick ballpark proxy of Freedom Bhanks vs Working For The Man Bhanks:

Bhanks overall getbig average daily post count is 12.5 per day, a good chunk of which he had no job

2023 YTD his average daily post count is 27.5 per day (2361/86 days), during which he has been employed the whole time

In other words:
Accounts Payable Bhanky posts over twice as much as he has over his total time here on this site

Looks like accounts payable … get big was right all along

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32737 on: May 12, 2023, 05:42:03 AM »
Is that from LinkedIn or something?  The bullet points with the run-on sentences read like his getbig posts.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32738 on: May 12, 2023, 06:28:06 AM »
Looks like accounts payable … get big was right all along

https://www.linkedin.com/in/brian-hankins-cfa-9612312b

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If he's a CFA, this job is way below his qualifications.  Probably an easy gig to keep income flowing is my guess.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32739 on: May 12, 2023, 07:05:06 AM »
If he's a CFA, this job is way below his qualifications.  Probably an easy gig to keep income flowing is my guess.

Or the only job a guy with a 10 year work gap and dubious criminal record can get

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32740 on: May 12, 2023, 07:43:48 AM »
Is that from LinkedIn or something?  The bullet points with the run-on sentences read like his getbig posts.

Thats why he is working at home depot as a greeter. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32741 on: May 12, 2023, 07:50:27 AM »
Or the only job a guy with a 10 year work gap and dubious criminal record can get

It'll still pay close to 100k and probably takes little actual effort.

Either way, it's totally the kind of job you can do for one day on little rest if you want to sacrifice a few hours of sleep to complete a physique contest.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32742 on: May 12, 2023, 08:26:33 AM »
It'll still pay close to 100k and probably takes little actual effort.

Either way, it's totally the kind of job you can do for one day on little rest if you want to sacrifice a few hours of sleep to complete a physique contest.

Close to 100k for an accounts payable clerk? I must be missing something here

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32743 on: May 12, 2023, 08:39:49 AM »
Close to 100k for an accounts payable clerk? I must be missing something here

Cab drivers in major city's and first aid lady's on oil worker sites make that much now a days

After taxes it's only $70,000

100k is not that much money any more....

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32744 on: May 12, 2023, 08:58:31 AM »
Close to 100k for an accounts payable clerk? I must be missing something here

I doubt it.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32745 on: May 12, 2023, 09:43:58 AM »
$100k is peanuts to getbiggers who are all above-average but it's a substantial salary, median salary in the USA is about $70k for households and $54k for individuals.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32746 on: May 12, 2023, 09:54:52 AM »
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32747 on: May 12, 2023, 10:04:54 AM »
Cab drivers in major city's and first aid lady's on oil worker sites make that much now a days

After taxes it's only $70,000

100k is not that much money any more....

These are outliers though. Some loser in Bumfuck, North Carolina is gonna be on the other end of the bell curve... the shitty end.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32748 on: May 12, 2023, 10:18:50 AM »
Cab drivers in major city's and first aid lady's on oil worker sites make that much now a days

After taxes it's only $70,000

100k is not that much money any more....


depend on where you live, its not a lot in nyc but if you're in a place where all your shit comes from walmart, it's pretty good

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #32749 on: May 12, 2023, 10:29:07 AM »
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I needed that laugh!   ha ha ha ha!!!!!  I hope Josh sends it to her.