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Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« on: September 14, 2021, 11:14:45 AM »
Still gassing hard?


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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2021, 11:18:18 AM »
Branch has short man syndrome. It's a thing.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2021, 11:21:58 AM »
Branch has short man syndrome. It's a thing.


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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2021, 11:23:52 AM »



lol - I was thinking of him when I wrote that  ;D

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2021, 01:21:53 PM »
Still gassing hard?


Perhaps it's just a little light bio-identical hormone solution-based TRT?  I mean, lots of people have vascularity like that at his age... in his arms... and on his head...






Pic from July has a poignant 'like'...
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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2021, 04:30:30 PM »
Sloppy form of peace !!

He got gifted tons of times with contest wins.

With his purple face I always said he had a "chemical look" !!

Not a fan.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2021, 04:39:54 PM »
Branch is one of the worst looking BBer's i've ever seen.

When he was younger he looked pretty good though.

I've met him and Johnnie a couple times.

They come off as good people, Branch definitely has a complex to him.

Johnnie is a cool dude, always nice and positive to everyone.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2021, 05:00:39 PM »
Sloppy form of peace !!

He got gifted tons of times with contest wins.

With hi purple face I always said he had a "chemical look" !!

Not a fan.

One of the most egregious placings was his getting 2nd in the 2009 Olympia.  What a joke.  They put him there because they wanted Jay to win.  I think in spite of Jays stellar conditioning that year, his imbalanced quads and refrigerator waist would have been exposed being compared directly to Dexter.  Dexter was way better than Branch in 2009 and deserved to be compared directly with Jay.  Jays size and condition may still have won the day but it wasn't the slam dunk people make it out to be.  It certainly wasn't the 2nd coming of 2003 Ronnie.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2021, 05:08:04 PM »
Branch is one of the worst looking BBer's i've ever seen.

When he was younger he looked pretty good though.

I've met him and Johnnie a couple times.

They come off as good people, Branch definitely has a complex to him.

Johnnie is a cool dude, always nice and positive to everyone.
I met Johnnie in Rochester,,,,,,he did 31 reps with 315 on the bench,if I recall correctly and Ben White (remember him) did around 29-30 also.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2021, 05:09:29 PM »
One of the most egregious placings was his getting 2nd in the 2009 Olympia.  What a joke.  They put him there because they wanted Jay to win.  I think in spite of Jays stellar conditioning that year, his imbalanced quads and refrigerator waist would have been exposed being compared directly to Dexter.  Dexter was way better than Branch in 2009 and deserved to be compared directly with Jay.  Jays size and condition may still have won the day but it wasn't the slam dunk people make it out to be.  It certainly wasn't the 2nd coming of 2003 Ronnie.
A fucking travesty.....like Overload said he looked damn good as an amateur.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2021, 05:13:13 PM »
I met Johnnie in Rochester,,,,,,he did 31 reps with 315 on the bench,if I recall correctly and Ben White (remember him) did around 29-30 also.

Ben white is making a come back not sure why.

Never had legs

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2021, 05:16:45 PM »
Sloppy form of peace !!

He got gifted tons of times with contest wins.

With his purple face I always said he had a "chemical look" !!

Not a fan.


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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2021, 05:19:14 PM »
One of the most egregious placings was his getting 2nd in the 2009 Olympia.  What a joke.  They put him there because they wanted Jay to win.  I think in spite of Jays stellar conditioning that year, his imbalanced quads and refrigerator waist would have been exposed being compared directly to Dexter.  Dexter was way better than Branch in 2009 and deserved to be compared directly with Jay.  Jays size and condition may still have won the day but it wasn't the slam dunk people make it out to be.  It certainly wasn't the 2nd coming of 2003 Ronnie.

How did putting Warren in 2nd place help Cutler win?

I can see your making the case that Jackson should have beaten Warren for 2nd place.

Jackson stated in an early 2008 interview that the only way he beats Cutler is if Cutler is off and he (Jackson) is at (or near) his best.

Fortunately for "The Blade", that's precisely what happened.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2021, 05:21:21 PM »
How did putting Warren in 2nd place help Cutler win?

I can see your making the case that Jackson should have beaten Warren for 2nd place.

Jackson stated in an early 2008 interview that the only way he beats Cutler is if Cutler is off and he (Jackson) is at (or near) his best.

Fortunately for "The Blade", that's precisely what happened.

It never allowed Jay and Dex to be directly compared.  I think Jay was gonna get the nod even if Dex was in 2nd but like I said, he would have exposed Jays weaknesses where as Branch is a barrel of smashed assholes and made Jay look like Frank Zane. 

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2021, 05:52:33 PM »
Branch the epitome of the gym douche who starts screaming 'come on mother-fucker' and throwing the weights around like an idiot as if it makes him tough. Five foot nothing and bald has given him the complex from hell. The only one I have seen nearly as annoying is that big eared fuckstick Guy Cisternino.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2021, 06:08:49 PM »
Branch the epitome of the gym douche who starts screaming 'come on mother-fucker' and throwing the weights around like an idiot as if it makes him tough. Five foot nothing and bald has given him the complex from hell. The only one I have seen nearly as annoying is that big eared fuckstick Guy Cisternino.

I fucking hate that shit.  I'd terminate my membership if nothing was done about it.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2021, 06:15:40 PM »
It never allowed Jay and Dex to be directly compared.  I think Jay was gonna get the nod even if Dex was in 2nd but like I said, he would have exposed Jays weaknesses where as Branch is a barrel of smashed assholes and made Jay look like Frank Zane.

If that's the case, Warren ends up third.

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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2021, 06:22:33 PM »
I fucking hate that shit.  I'd terminate my membership if nothing was done about it.

I hate it to best thing to do is tell them to shut the fuck up. Did you see the infamous video with Cisternino having a fit because some guys were talking too close to where he was working out? Wish I could find it, the midget got roasted for his ridiculous over-reaction.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2021, 10:17:05 PM »
I fucking hate that shit.  I'd terminate my membership if nothing was done about it.

He only does it at one of the gyms he goes to that allows it.

Not something he does during a regular workout.

It's all for the cameras to look "hardcore" so he get attention.

He used to visit Houston for business and went to the gym i used to, 24h Fitness.

On Saturday mornings he was always there. Just working out like a normal person, light weights too.

It's amazing how short and small he is in person. Does not look very big in normal clothes at all. Not even very wide.

Looks about 180 pounds or so.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2021, 01:00:38 AM »
Branch has short man syndrome. It's a thing.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2021, 02:44:04 AM »
Ben white is making a come back not sure why.

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No shit....hadn`t heard.

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Re: Johnnie Jackson and Branch Warren
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2021, 02:46:51 AM »
No shit....hadn`t heard.

He'll need to get that Turtle-Shell under control.