You know, I was thinking about dragging this on. Make a poll on it or something. Single out the ones that are so sure I wear a wig. I mean, seriously, how many men not in the public eye are going to wear a wig? You still have to face your relatives. But anyway, I'll just get done with it already as I just got a haircut yesterday and I am not too pleased. I wasn't really paying attention (on my phone -- oh brother) but I always tell him to leave the sideburns long and don't take much off the side because I want to hide my big ears. When I scolded him about that he apologized and said he forgot about that. He said in Vietnam, where he's from, big ears are prized. He said they are called Buddha Ears. He told me as kids they were always tugging at their ear lobes trying to get them to grow.
That explanation did not appease me.
Now I have to go through at least the next month hearing the Dumbo comments.
Buddha Ears:

Dumbo Ears: