I would feel sad for any hobo that would be crazy enough to get in Pellius' way. Imagine Pellius kicking the shit out of a hobo with those calves? Fuck man, that would make any hobo want to get their shit together, shower and possibly get a job.
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Plot twist: A couple of years later, Pellius is walking out of that same McDonalds when he is approached by a smartly dressed and clean shaven business man. He strides confidently towards Pellius, reaching out for a handshake. He holds it there, smiling, noting the confusion on Pellius face
"Hi, remember me? You helped me out a few years back - changed my life, man - I own a successful business now, along with my own home and a beautiful fiancée"
Racking his brains, Pellius slowly shakes his head
"No man, sorry, you are..?"
The well dressed guy, still smiling, reaches down to his suit fly, unzips, and hangs dong...