But, but - all the deaths!!!
Only 28,607,342 of 28,609,131 Canadians under age 60 have made it this far into the pandemic so far without dying a horrifying death!!!
ONLY 99.9937% ARE STILL ALIVE AFTER 21 MONTHS OF THIS VIRUS LANDING IN CANADA IN TORONTO [via a man from Wuhan, China, lol - you can't make this up].
And it's not like over 80% of the 1,789 in the under 60 age group who died were either obese or had multiple underlying conditions, or both, or anything like that.
Oh wait!